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Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:40:35 PM EDT
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Silent Majority would have a filed day editing this thread.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:43:44 PM EDT
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This thread is so getting locked. If a woman wears long shorts like mens length she looks like a lesbian.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:44:15 PM EDT
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Outside the local honeyhole?  

Wal Mart after payday?  
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Yes.

Pictures needed.

For proper ASSessment.


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If her legs aren't well defined or have some cottage cheese, be sure to tell her that her legs are not nice enough for shorts that short.


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That's not a hill I want to die on

 
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:49:31 PM EDT
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You put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:49:52 PM EDT
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How about men who wear short shorts?



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Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:51:28 PM EDT
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How about men who wear short shorts?



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Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:52:42 PM EDT
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The proper runners' term is "pace booty".
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:53:20 PM EDT
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I remember the wrap around shorts of the 80's - they would make your eyes jump out of your head!

I do like the new look around campus - shorts and cowboy boots - yes us guys do like to look.

Red

Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:54:00 PM EDT
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This thread is so getting locked. If a woman wears long shorts like mens length she looks like a lesbian.


How about men who wear short shorts?



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Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:54:18 PM EDT
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And they're not in the middle of a run.


Is this a new trend? I'm seeing it more and more, it's like they're forgoing leggings and going straight to bare legs.

Is this what we have to look forward to this summer?






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I certainly hope so..
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:57:32 PM EDT
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This is why I run in the races
So many of these girls think the less they wear the faster they will be, some truth to that.
Seems like every race you find that special one and you just camp out right behind her the entire race.
You just forget about everything else except dat ass.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:57:41 PM EDT
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In.

You should see what women wear in Spain. Ass cheeks for days.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:57:53 PM EDT
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And they're not in the middle of a run.


Is this a new trend? I'm seeing it more and more, it's like they're forgoing leggings and going straight to bare legs.

Is this what we have to look forward to this summer?

I have not seen this in my AO yet but if true I may need to amend Conan's best in life speech.




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Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:58:52 PM EDT
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And they're not in the middle of a run.


Is this a new trend? I'm seeing it more and more, it's like they're forgoing leggings and going straight to bare legs.

Is this what we have to look forward to this summer?



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Lol not in WA state. . . least not right now
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:59:00 PM EDT
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ooohhhh now you done it....  
just wait until Deej shows up
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 12:59:05 PM EDT
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My cock is trending upwards
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Are we talking about Nike shorts here?  Like these:
http://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/4/8/3/4/0/1483408-p-MULTIVIEW.jpg

My step-daughter and wife wear them all the time.  Back when I was in college girls wore the same thing, only they were Umbro's, not Nike.

I think he means more like this:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/sexy-girls-in-short-shorts-4.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500
 


Yum!

Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:00:39 PM EDT
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This is why I run in the races
So many of these girls think the less they wear the faster they will be, some truth to that.
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You just forget about everything else except dat ass.
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It's hard to find a woman with a nice ass at races.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:01:41 PM EDT
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This is why I run in the races
So many of these girls think the less they wear the faster they will be, some truth to that.
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You just forget about everything else except dat ass.
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No, you need to hang out around the squat rack.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:02:07 PM EDT
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It was before convenience stores started selling 2-gallon buckets of cola.

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Back in the 70s hotties without bras were everywhere. I've been waiting for that to come back.



I'm more interested in the fact that in the 70s nobody was fat


It was before convenience stores started selling 2-gallon buckets of cola.





Also artificial sweeteners weren't around that much yet.
When sugar was replaced, the fat wars began.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:02:49 PM EDT
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A bit of hail damage* isn't a deal breaker. Gotta love a set of sticks that go all the way up to heaven...



*term coined by my female cousin, so don't shoot the messenger.
 
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:07:51 PM EDT
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Pfft, some of the gals at the Walmarts around here have ass cheeks for years.  



 
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:09:19 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Tube tops and cut off shorts....and feathered hair!  
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Back in the 70s hotties without bras were everywhere. I've been waiting for that to come back.


Tube tops and cut off shorts....and feathered hair!  


Terry cloth shorts at that.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:10:57 PM EDT
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Pfft, some of the gals at the Walmarts around here have ass cheeks for years.  
 
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You should see what women wear in Spain. Ass cheeks for days.
Pfft, some of the gals at the Walmarts around here have ass cheeks for years.  
 


Most women in Europe aren't fat fucks.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:11:12 PM EDT
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Some of you are not fit for the 21st century.

Look I get it, some of you follow the Church of Christ, but for the rest of us we follow the Church of Dat Ass.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:12:27 PM EDT
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Terry cloth shorts at that.
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Back in the 70s hotties without bras were everywhere. I've been waiting for that to come back.


Tube tops and cut off shorts....and feathered hair!  


Terry cloth shorts at that.

I miss those days.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:13:58 PM EDT
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If her legs aren't well defined or have some cottage cheese, be sure to tell her that her legs are not nice enough for shorts that short.


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Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:20:53 PM EDT
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The only thing I don't like about this trend of yoga pants and short shorts is we (men) have to pretend like we're not checking out every woman that is wearing em.  Its like we are expected to simply supress every natural urge because if not it's like you're some kind of sexist pig who can't see a women as anything but a sexual object.
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:21:21 PM EDT
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She farts in your general direction.



 
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:21:28 PM EDT
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Some of you are not fit for the 21st century.

Look I get it, some of you follow the Church of Christ, but for the rest of us we follow the Church of Dat Ass.
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There's nothing evil about the beauty of the female body!


Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:22:40 PM EDT
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This thread is so getting locked. If a woman wears long shorts like mens length she looks like a lesbian.


How about men who wear short shorts?



http://i58.tinypic.com/260dem0.jpg


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You're welcome.
https://m.facebook.com/SemperSilkies/?tsid=0.9857084127143025&source=typeahead
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:23:51 PM EDT
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NH voted to not ban women from showing breasts and nipples.......seems a little ass would be appropriate!!!
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Some of you are not fit for the 21st century.

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In the 21st century, most of dat ass comes in 2d.  
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:24:10 PM EDT
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Excellent thread
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:25:54 PM EDT
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You a mod there?
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Are we talking about Nike shorts here?  Like these:
http://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/4/8/3/4/0/1483408-p-MULTIVIEW.jpg

My step-daughter and wife wear them all the time.  Back when I was in college girls wore the same thing, only they were Umbro's, not Nike.

I think he means more like this:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/sexy-girls-in-short-shorts-4.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500
 

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You a mod there?


Went to the dark side he has.

Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:27:39 PM EDT
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This thread is so getting locked. If a woman wears long shorts like mens length she looks like a lesbian.


How about men who wear short shorts?



http://i58.tinypic.com/260dem0.jpg


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/8d/54/b28d541cdf641c6acfa1819b6d697d2e.jpg


Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:27:58 PM EDT
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What was that guy trying to accomplish? "Hey, I'm in a cooler"?
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What was that guy trying to accomplish? "Hey, I'm in a cooler"?

Jamaican bobsled reject?
Link Posted: 3/11/2016 1:28:32 PM EDT
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I remember girls wearing Umbros in the 80s.


Just Umbros....   mmmmmm.
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UmmHmmmm.
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