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Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:20:34 PM EST
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Had to look up Goatheads, I've never heard them called that.
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Look up " puncture vine".
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:22:08 PM EST
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When I lived in the Panhandle we had grass burrs and goat heads.  Now in South Texas everything has thorns.  Mosquitoes dont bother me but flat tires on a vehicle piss me off.
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Texas version. You think stepping on LEGO is bad...

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When I lived in the Panhandle we had grass burrs and goat heads.  Now in South Texas everything has thorns.  Mosquitoes dont bother me but flat tires on a vehicle piss me off.
I was born in South Texas, there were grass burrs everywhere

When our family would go play tennis I was the youngest, so I was the designated burr remover for the tennis balls.

My life actually kinda sucked growing up
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:25:04 PM EST
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You know it, man.

Who was the dipshit that threw solvent into the pit buckets at Portland CX Nats years ago?  A shitload of tires were ruined.
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I never heard about that...what an asshat!
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:25:14 PM EST
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We don’t have Goatheads here in NH, but they’ve been used in warfare to deny terrain to barefoot soldiers.  My father said the Hungarians have used it against their enemies.  It’s called Királydinnye.

I bought some seeds last year but couldn’t get them to germinate.  I am going to try again this year.

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Purposely cultivating those bastards is as bad or worse than Noah not killing the last 2 mosquitos when he had the chance, don’t do it!
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:28:32 PM EST
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They are showing up now. I was in Dillard's yesterday. Taking a piss then washing my hands. I smacked a dime sized fucker in the sink. No blood.
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I'd never been into a Dillard's til last year...Vally of the Sun stage race. Didn't bring a rain jacket cuz AZ...it poured. Went into the one in the big ole mall in Scottsdale (I think). That place is HUGE.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:30:14 PM EST
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I was born in South Texas, there were grass burrs everywhere

When our family would go play tennis I was the youngest, so I was the designated burr remover for the tennis balls.

My life actually kinda sucked growing up
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Texas version. You think stepping on LEGO is bad...

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When I lived in the Panhandle we had grass burrs and goat heads.  Now in South Texas everything has thorns.  Mosquitoes dont bother me but flat tires on a vehicle piss me off.
I was born in South Texas, there were grass burrs everywhere

When our family would go play tennis I was the youngest, so I was the designated burr remover for the tennis balls.

My life actually kinda sucked growing up
I hate grass burrs we live an hour north of McAllen and we have a ton of grass burrs.  I wear snake boots so they don’t get hung up in my jeans, also we have no rattle snakes.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:37:46 PM EST
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I'd never been into a Dillard's til last year...Vally of the Sun stage race. Didn't bring a rain jacket cuz AZ...it poured. Went into the one in the big ole mall in Scottsdale (I think). That place is HUGE.
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They are showing up now. I was in Dillard's yesterday. Taking a piss then washing my hands. I smacked a dime sized fucker in the sink. No blood.
I'd never been into a Dillard's til last year...Vally of the Sun stage race. Didn't bring a rain jacket cuz AZ...it poured. Went into the one in the big ole mall in Scottsdale (I think). That place is HUGE.
I was supposed to race at Cactus Cup a couple of weeks ago. I had to deal with some family health issues, instead.

Bike was tuned and I am sort of in shape.

Dillard's is like Macy's light.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:39:15 PM EST
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I never heard about that...what an asshat!
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You know it, man.

Who was the dipshit that threw solvent into the pit buckets at Portland CX Nats years ago?  A shitload of tires were ruined.
I never heard about that...what an asshat!
Yeah, the latex was peeling off the tubulars.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:44:16 PM EST
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Want to know how i know everyone saying “goatheads” has never lived in/been to Alaska in the summer?



Mosquitos is the only answer and fuck your plant
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:46:37 PM EST
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Want to know how i know everyone saying "goatheads" has never lived in/been to Alaska in the summer?



Mosquitos is the only answer and fuck your plant
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Living near a golf course in AZ sucks as well. No see ums type shit.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:48:37 PM EST
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I hate grass burrs we live an hour north of McAllen and we have a ton of grass burrs.  I wear snake boots so they don't get hung up in my jeans, also we have no rattle snakes.
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Pirkle have you ever heard of a bush named grease wood ? You could drive over it and not get a flat but if you backed up over what you
had previously run over it would puncture your tire. I'm trying to remember if that is the correct name for it. This was in the Big Bend
area and 50 years ago.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:49:33 PM EST
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We don’t have Goatheads here in NH, but they’ve been used in warfare to deny terrain to barefoot soldiers.  My father said the Hungarians have used it against their enemies.  It’s called Királydinnye.

I bought some seeds last year but couldn’t get them to germinate.  I am going to try again this year.

https://fairdinkumseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Tribulus-Terrestris-Puncture-Vine-Libido-Gokshura-Seeds.jpg
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When I bought my house the asshole let his back lawn die off.

I had 4-5 foot diamter goathead weeds all over the back yard.

Took me about 4 years to the watering to take so that I could get the lawn to grown back fully.   I still randomly get a goathead weed trying to grow up through the grass after 8 years.

Also had tons of red ants when I moved in and needed to water to convince them to move on.

My town is littered to high heaven with those shit plants.    Every kid quickly learns how to spot the plants so as to avoid them if wearing sandals or bare foot.    I have been in the middle of a patch two or three times as a kid and once as an adult when going through deep dirt and getting tagged in sandals.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:49:50 PM EST
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Living near a golf course in AZ sucks as well. No see ums type shit.
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You still can’t comprehend.

I’ve damn near lost sight of people that are 20ft away in mid June/July
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:50:50 PM EST
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Who the fuck calls them goat heads

What's wrong with people
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Because the seed pod when it breaks free looks EXACTLY like a goat skull.    The damn things horns naturally turn into a perfect caltrop.
Link Posted: 3/21/2018 11:54:00 PM EST
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Because the seed pod when it breaks free looks EXACTLY like a goat skull.    The damn things horns naturally turn into a perfect caltrop.
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Because the seed pod when it breaks free looks EXACTLY like a goat skull.    The damn things horns naturally turn into a perfect caltrop.
And they hurt. And fuck up tires.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 12:09:47 AM EST
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You still can't comprehend.

I've damn near lost sight of people that are 20ft away in mid June/July
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Doesn't sound so bad.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 6:54:07 AM EST
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When I bought my house the asshole let his back lawn die off.

I had 4-5 foot diamter goathead weeds all over the back yard.

Took me about 4 years to the watering to take so that I could get the lawn to grown back fully.   I still randomly get a goathead weed trying to grow up through the grass after 8 years.

Also had tons of red ants when I moved in and needed to water to convince them to move on.

My town is littered to high heaven with those shit plants.    Every kid quickly learns how to spot the plants so as to avoid them if wearing sandals or bare foot.    I have been in the middle of a patch two or three times as a kid and once as an adult when going through deep dirt and getting tagged in sandals.
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We don’t have Goatheads here in NH, but they’ve been used in warfare to deny terrain to barefoot soldiers.  My father said the Hungarians have used it against their enemies.  It’s called Királydinnye.

I bought some seeds last year but couldn’t get them to germinate.  I am going to try again this year.

https://fairdinkumseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Tribulus-Terrestris-Puncture-Vine-Libido-Gokshura-Seeds.jpg
When I bought my house the asshole let his back lawn die off.

I had 4-5 foot diamter goathead weeds all over the back yard.

Took me about 4 years to the watering to take so that I could get the lawn to grown back fully.   I still randomly get a goathead weed trying to grow up through the grass after 8 years.

Also had tons of red ants when I moved in and needed to water to convince them to move on.

My town is littered to high heaven with those shit plants.    Every kid quickly learns how to spot the plants so as to avoid them if wearing sandals or bare foot.    I have been in the middle of a patch two or three times as a kid and once as an adult when going through deep dirt and getting tagged in sandals.
It will only grow as an annual here and I’m planning on doing it in pots.  I’ve grown far worse like Nettles.  That one is a real bitch.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:02:32 AM EST
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Wtf is a goathead?
These little MFers

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I’ve always known them as sand spurs. Before this I never heard the term goathead.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:05:43 AM EST
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My personal war is against the bedamned yellow jackets, but I am no fan of mosquitos either. I don't think we have those goathead things here in the Pacific Northwet.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:09:38 AM EST
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We don’t have Goatheads here in NH, but they’ve been used in warfare to deny terrain to barefoot soldiers.  My father said the Hungarians have used it against their enemies.  It’s called Királydinnye.

I bought some seeds last year but couldn’t get them to germinate.  I am going to try again this year.

https://fairdinkumseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Tribulus-Terrestris-Puncture-Vine-Libido-Gokshura-Seeds.jpg
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Your trying to grow those goddamn things?

For me I'm saying goat heads.  Dry enough mosquitoes aren't a big concern.... but my poor dogs and those goddamn things.  They will stop my dobermans mid sprint leave them yelping. I hate goat heads.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:13:06 AM EST
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In my life it is ticks by far.

I have to pull ticks off myself and my dogs weekly ... daily depending on the weather.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:13:57 AM EST
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Ticks........we don't have goatheads up here in Siberia........Canadian thistle can suck my dick though.

Mosquitoes fuck them also but we don't get a whole lot in our dry summers.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:14:28 AM EST
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And then theres those damn Beggar Lice.  Royal pain in the ass.

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Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:17:58 AM EST
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It will only grow as an annual here and I’m planning on doing it in pots.  I’ve grown far worse like Nettles.  That one is a real bitch.
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Nettles huh.

Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:25:48 AM EST
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I didn't even know what a goathead was, and we have mosquitos the size of morning doves up here. So mosquitos easily
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this, whats a goathead?
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:29:03 AM EST
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Goatheads.

I can always spray on some Deet.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:29:27 AM EST
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Goatheads.

I can always spray on some Deet.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:30:02 AM EST
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That's a goathead? Please. Get back to me the first time you tangle with a honey locust. The thorns that flatten tractor tires...
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 7:32:49 AM EST
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Nettles can suck but Canadian thistle is so much worse it isn't even in the same universe.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 9:39:20 AM EST
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We don’t have Goatheads here in NH, but they’ve been used in warfare to deny terrain to barefoot soldiers.  My father said the Hungarians have used it against their enemies.  It’s called Királydinnye.

I bought some seeds last year but couldn’t get them to germinate.  I am going to try again this year.

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Looks like black locust seedlings
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 9:43:13 AM EST
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ticks
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 10:01:23 AM EST
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They are Nature's caltrops.

 
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 11:23:22 AM EST
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Goatheads.

I can always spray on some Deet.
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No see-ums laugh at deet.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 11:34:16 AM EST
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Goatheads.  I've gotten 2 flat tires on my bike at once several times from those fucking things.

And if you step on one bare footed, you'll wish you were dead.
Link Posted: 3/22/2018 1:11:02 PM EST
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I gave a pair of almost brand new Merrell boots to my brother after they got covered in those inside and out
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