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Link Posted: 2/17/2012 7:26:32 AM EDT
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I don't really care about the AR10's but there is a little jam you could help me get out of.

Go to the Sol Club Cayo Largo front desk and say you need to pick up something for "fiver" (they'll know what you mean - just ignore their scowls and stay on point).  You will eventually be handed a locked briefcase.  If they give you anything in addition to a locked briefcase, DO NOT touch it with your bare hands, refuse to accept it and walk out quickly.

Then I need you to charter a fishing boat, get at least a mile offshore and throw that motherfucker right in the ocean.


Why do I imagine this post (on a public forum) being used a evidence against our tropic traveller in an upcoming show trial before he is cast into the Boniato prison


The show on Nat Geo "Locked Up Abroad" comes to mind
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 7:33:45 AM EDT
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Cuban government having original AR10s (questionable anyway), which were select fire and thus not re-importable anyway.


They had at least one.  It's in this photo from page 4.


Link Posted: 2/17/2012 7:43:26 AM EDT
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Cuban government having original AR10s (questionable anyway), which were select fire and thus not re-importable anyway.





They had at least one.  It's in this photo from page 4.



http://www.jfklibrary.org/~/media/assets/Rollout/JFK%20in%20History/bay-pigs-prison-jose-a-miro-torrajpg.jpg



That could be a midget holding an AR15



 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:01:23 AM EDT
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I, too, would like one of Rambo's guns. Apparently he won't be needing them anyway.


Fify



Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:03:36 AM EDT
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Oh yeah.

Ran to Europe, then came back and made millions portraying something he wouldn't do for real and has publicly stated that he would go door to door to collect all the guns.


Fuckwad!!



He not only gets a pass for it here but seems to be considered some kind of hero and great actor.


I should have suspected he was a dipshit when he said Chuck Wepner had nothing to do with his Rocky character in order to get out of the lawsuit Wepner pursued against him.  
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:04:26 AM EDT
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Is Larry about to have a meltdown?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:05:36 AM EDT
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Is Larry about to have a meltdown?


Nah, I think he is excited about the possibility that Sherrick might be getting alot of AR-10's over here.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:18:27 AM EDT
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Is Larry about to have a meltdown?




Nah, I think he is excited about the possibility that Sherrick might be getting alot of AR-10's over here.


Maybe if we troll him a little, he'll flip.

 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:24:14 AM EDT
[#9]
This is one of the coolest threads I've read here. Thanks for sharing Sherrick!
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:28:51 AM EDT
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Who are you to tell me to "lighten up".  You are the one getting all worked up.  Maybe you should "lighten up".




I am the sandy vagina police. Please step away from the keyboard and keep your hands where we can see them






 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:35:04 AM EDT
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How can they be imported?

Easy, purchase, ship to non embargoed country,
Demil
Apply for permits
Get diked around by the ATF for 15 - 35 months
Eventually get approval
Import as parts

Profit

Actually this might be an option.

AR-10s, if they are the old ones, are for sure select fire.  But the parts would be worth mint.  And of course there is the possibility of other stuff.

My wife's friends has the Cuba connections and my wife's Dad does import-export in Morocco.  Mainly from England but he has done a little from the US.  He has good political connections in the Moroccan .gov.  


Aren't you a cop?

That "foreign connections" page on your next background clearance is going to be awesome.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:39:50 AM EDT
[#12]
Raul C. sent you a friend request.

Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:49:37 AM EDT
[#13]
I've been in worse.......so in!
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:53:09 AM EDT
[#14]
Cuba fucking sucks.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:55:08 AM EDT
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Is Larry about to have a meltdown?


Nah, I think he is excited about the possibility that Sherrick might be getting alot of AR-10's over here.

Maybe if we troll him a little, he'll flip.  


I know just the thing...but I won't do it, not yet.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 8:58:58 AM EDT
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Cuba fucking sucks.


Once you are back up here, and not subject to immediate arrest, you could elaborate some more on this for us.
 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:00:41 AM EDT
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Cuba fucking sucks.


Haha, and you think people try to swim/float to the US from there because it's paradise?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:00:49 AM EDT
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Cuba fucking sucks.


Third worlders gonna third world.



 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:05:03 AM EDT
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Oh yeah.

Ran to Europe, then came back and made millions portraying something he wouldn't do for real and has publicly stated that he would go door to door to collect all the guns.

I don't get why you think this behavior is notorious. Actors are people who pretend for a living. It is only recently that they were considered by society to be something other than an underclass.
 


My comment to people when they ask me about such and such actor, and I tell them I don't know or care to know about them. I tell them they are like a politician, they lie and pretend to be someone they're not for a living.

Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:06:21 AM EDT
[#20]
While there, could you start mailing back boxes of cigars to your bestist internet friends, like ME!






 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:06:50 AM EDT
[#21]
The domain name www.thousandsofar10s.com is available.



Let me know if you need a website for the upcoming sale?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:13:38 AM EDT
[#22]
Ok, so the room has a hard wire internet connection but it doesn't work.  The freaking phone doesn't work either.



The first night I go to the front desk and they tell me "Is temporary problem."



I ask this morning if it was getting fixed.  "Is temporary problem."
This afternoon I find this on the side of the building.












Notice the fire equipment behind the, boxes of wires from hell.





I go and ask if the fire suppression equipment works, I'd rather not die of fire in Cuba.  He says with big smile.  "Oh yes, Comando equipement work great."





I friggin hope it works better than the phones.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:16:36 AM EDT
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Ok, so the room has a hard wire internet connection but it doesn't work.  The freaking phone doesn't work either.

The first night I go to the front desk and they tell me "Is temporary problem."

I ask this morning if it was getting fixed.  "Is temporary problem."



This afternoon I find this on the side of the building.


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba4.jpg






Notice the fire equipment behind the, boxes of wires from hell.


I go and ask if the fire suppression equipment works, I'd rather not die of fire in Cuba.  He says with big smile.  "Oh yes, Comando equipement work great."


I friggin hope it works better than the phones.


Once the smoke comes out of the wires, its real tough putting it back in.

Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:26:08 AM EDT
[#24]
In for the lulz.... And put me down for 10 ar10..lol
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 11:52:59 AM EDT
[#25]
In for my AR10, make sure we get dibs
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:05:04 PM EDT
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Ok, so the room has a hard wire internet connection but it doesn't work.  The freaking phone doesn't work either.

The first night I go to the front desk and they tell me "Is temporary problem."

I ask this morning if it was getting fixed.  "Is temporary problem."



This afternoon I find this on the side of the building.


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba4.jpg






Notice the fire equipment behind the, boxes of wires from hell.


I go and ask if the fire suppression equipment works, I'd rather not die of fire in Cuba.  He says with big smile.  "Oh yes, Comando equipement work great."


I friggin hope it works better than the phones.


Holy clusterfuck.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:16:19 PM EDT
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I, too, would like one of Rambo's guns. Apparently he won't be needing them anyway.


Fify

http://bluraymedia.ign.com/bluray/image/article/975/975207/rambo_1240435378.jpg



Shouldn't there be a belt or a ammo can feeding that bad boy?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:18:51 PM EDT
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There is.  It feeds from the left.

Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:28:07 PM EDT
[#29]
What is the milk drinking situation like, if you don't mind me asking?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:35:43 PM EDT
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What a friggin circus. This place fucking sucks.



Well I arrived and was immediately assigned a "guide". What kind of "guide" carries a gun and spouts the wonders of communism? Anyway his English is just about as bad as my Spanish.



The dude is convinced I'm a spy I think.



He took my memory card out of my camera. Said, "you are business, not tourist". I had a spare but I'm going to have to be really careful about not getting caught taking pics.



Freaking guy even follows me into the can.



Fucking internet sucks too. Slow as shit. Having to tether off their cell system with my wife's blackberry.





Anyway I got this from the plane landing this morning.



What kind of piece of shit planes do they still fly in Cuba?





http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba1.png




That's a US registry on that plane.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:41:48 PM EDT
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Ok, so the room has a hard wire internet connection but it doesn't work.  The freaking phone doesn't work either.

The first night I go to the front desk and they tell me "Is temporary problem."

I ask this morning if it was getting fixed.  "Is temporary problem."



This afternoon I find this on the side of the building.


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba4.jpg






Notice the fire equipment behind the, boxes of wires from hell.


I go and ask if the fire suppression equipment works, I'd rather not die of fire in Cuba.  He says with big smile.  "Oh yes, Comando equipement work great."


I friggin hope it works better than the phones.


Have some Mojito's and cigars and relax.  Post the shit when you get home.  You can have a great time there.



Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:53:06 PM EDT
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What a friggin circus. This place fucking sucks.

Well I arrived and was immediately assigned a "guide". What kind of "guide" carries a gun and spouts the wonders of communism? Anyway his English is just about as bad as my Spanish.

The dude is convinced I'm a spy I think.

He took my memory card out of my camera. Said, "you are business, not tourist". I had a spare but I'm going to have to be really careful about not getting caught taking pics.

Freaking guy even follows me into the can.

Fucking internet sucks too. Slow as shit. Having to tether off their cell system with my wife's blackberry.


Anyway I got this from the plane landing this morning.

What kind of piece of shit planes do they still fly in Cuba?


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba1.png


That's a US registry on that plane.


You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport.  Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area.  It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 12:56:39 PM EDT
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What a friggin circus. This place fucking sucks.



Well I arrived and was immediately assigned a "guide". What kind of "guide" carries a gun and spouts the wonders of communism? Anyway his English is just about as bad as my Spanish.



The dude is convinced I'm a spy I think.



He took my memory card out of my camera. Said, "you are business, not tourist". I had a spare but I'm going to have to be really careful about not getting caught taking pics.



Freaking guy even follows me into the can.



Fucking internet sucks too. Slow as shit. Having to tether off their cell system with my wife's blackberry.





Anyway I got this from the plane landing this morning.



What kind of piece of shit planes do they still fly in Cuba?





http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba1.png




That's a US registry on that plane.




You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport. Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area. It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.


They were in the distance, but they were there.



If it makes a difference, the flight from Freeport (puddle jumper) landed at Cuidad Libertad, not Jose Martini.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 1:02:13 PM EDT
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You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport.  Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area.  It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.


If a story's getting good, don't start questioning the storyteller.



On that note, I spied some PM-63s. It would be nice if you could hack some of them into parts kits and import them sherrick.



 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 1:10:14 PM EDT
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What a friggin circus. This place fucking sucks.

Well I arrived and was immediately assigned a "guide". What kind of "guide" carries a gun and spouts the wonders of communism? Anyway his English is just about as bad as my Spanish.

The dude is convinced I'm a spy I think.

He took my memory card out of my camera. Said, "you are business, not tourist". I had a spare but I'm going to have to be really careful about not getting caught taking pics.

Freaking guy even follows me into the can.

Fucking internet sucks too. Slow as shit. Having to tether off their cell system with my wife's blackberry.


Anyway I got this from the plane landing this morning.

What kind of piece of shit planes do they still fly in Cuba?


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba1.png


That's a US registry on that plane.


You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport.  Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area.  It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.


ahahah OP got pwnd
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 2:11:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/17/2012 3:41:11 PM EDT
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Larry's in a bad mood!

I hope these AR-10 kits are in better shape than the Cambodian DPMS AR-10s.


Isn't he always?


Still wasn't addressing you.

Link Posted: 2/17/2012 3:51:31 PM EDT
[#38]
Do you guys really think hes going to bring anything back?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 4:01:54 PM EDT
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Have you chosen a minion yet?



No, minions cost money.  Anyway the Cuban .gov provided one free.://

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Do the Cuban minions still come with Russian that fuck them? Or will you have to pimp minion for vodka and caviar too?


ETA
This is just a ploy to flood the EE with Batista's famous lost gold. Isn't it? Then you'll sit back and laugh with a portfolio that is diversified into classic cars and Sweet Caribbean rentals.




Minion does not approve. I still wake up at night screaming.....I don't think I can ever go back to eastern Europe.....
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 4:04:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Since I am here. Might as well place an order for a pallet of cigars, AR10s and ammo.  
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 4:09:02 PM EDT
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What a friggin circus. This place fucking sucks.



Well I arrived and was immediately assigned a "guide". What kind of "guide" carries a gun and spouts the wonders of communism? Anyway his English is just about as bad as my Spanish.



The dude is convinced I'm a spy I think.



He took my memory card out of my camera. Said, "you are business, not tourist". I had a spare but I'm going to have to be really careful about not getting caught taking pics.



Freaking guy even follows me into the can.



Fucking internet sucks too. Slow as shit. Having to tether off their cell system with my wife's blackberry.





Anyway I got this from the plane landing this morning.



What kind of piece of shit planes do they still fly in Cuba?





http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba1.png




That's a US registry on that plane.




You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport.  Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area.  It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.




ahahah OP got pwnd


I know a few guys who fly down to Cuba once in a while.  They use old radial convairs, usually humanitarian missions.

 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 4:46:10 PM EDT
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You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport.  Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area.  It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.


The Cubans camouflage the buildings when the sat passes overhead. Cold War SOP.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 5:12:14 PM EDT
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Do you guys really think hes going to bring anything back?


Herpes? Montezuma's Castro's revenge?
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 5:13:35 PM EDT
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Larry's in a bad mood!

I hope these AR-10 kits are in better shape than the Cambodian DPMS AR-10s.


Isn't he always?


Still wasn't addressing you.



Different thread.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 6:58:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Freaking Caribbean types. Everything moves slow.





So today I get to go see all the Hero Communist bullshit. Not a single meeting with one of the myriad of offices and minitries we have to meet with.



Monday he says.





Anyway, one of the places my 'guide', his name is Felipe BTW, was gushing about is how they have all these "neighborhood" police stations that serves the collective communities so well. He says I would be intersted because I used to be :wink,wink" a Policia.   I swear he still thinks I'm a CIA spy or something.



I happened to sneak a pic of one he gave me a tour of. Not a single computer in the place that I could see. Hell the telephones probably didn't work.




On the plus side, Felipe took me to a place his uncle owns. They cook meat pies.



They were freaking good.










"Hey Felipe, what kind of meat is this."
"Do not ask, gringo."
Those rum fruit juice drinks weren't bad either.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 7:01:12 PM EDT
[#46]




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What a friggin circus. This place fucking sucks.



Well I arrived and was immediately assigned a "guide". What kind of "guide" carries a gun and spouts the wonders of communism? Anyway his English is just about as bad as my Spanish.



The dude is convinced I'm a spy I think.



He took my memory card out of my camera. Said, "you are business, not tourist". I had a spare but I'm going to have to be really careful about not getting caught taking pics.



Freaking guy even follows me into the can.



Fucking internet sucks too. Slow as shit. Having to tether off their cell system with my wife's blackberry.





Anyway I got this from the plane landing this morning.



What kind of piece of shit planes do they still fly in Cuba?





http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb171/sherrick13/cuba1.png




That's a US registry on that plane.




You gave me an idea, I checked out the google satellite pics, just searched Havana airport. Compared to the pic with the plane, it looks (in satellite) like a much more rural area. It's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there are many tall buildings, as depicted in the OP's pic.




ahahah OP got pwnd




Not really, look at it from Cuidad Libertad, looking South to North.



You can see the buildings.
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 7:04:45 PM EDT
[#47]



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I don't really care about the AR10's but there is a little jam you could help me get out of.



Go to the Sol Club Cayo Largo front desk and say you need to pick up something for "fiver" (they'll know what you mean - just ignore their scowls and stay on point).  You will eventually be handed a locked briefcase.  If they give you anything in addition to a locked briefcase, DO NOT touch it with your bare hands, refuse to accept it and walk out quickly.



Then I need you to charter a fishing boat, get at least a mile offshore and throw that motherfucker right in the ocean.



What if it has a cuff and chain and they exepect him to lock it around his wrist?  




Yeah?  What about it?





 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:28:22 PM EDT
[#48]





Good god, how much and what kind of porn did you download last night?



 
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:43:51 PM EDT
[#49]
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Cuban government having original AR10s (questionable anyway), which were select fire and thus not re-importable anyway.


They had at least one.  It's in this photo from page 4.

http://www.jfklibrary.org/~/media/assets/Rollout/JFK%20in%20History/bay-pigs-prison-jose-a-miro-torrajpg.jpg



That's not an AR10, that's a FAL.  
Link Posted: 2/17/2012 9:54:44 PM EDT
[#50]
tag
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