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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:18:15 AM EDT
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Why are they all black?

Can I order a redhead?
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I've got a redhead that cleans my house.
It's not always what it's cracked up to be
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:19:33 AM EDT
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I suppose we hit that point that all the good looking broads are too busy with OnlyFans.com to do any cleaning.
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Why would they want to scrub the skid marks out of my underwear for $59 an hour when they can make thousands a day putting pictures of their buttholes online?
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:20:00 AM EDT
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there was a case at the a tech company main campus where a cleaning lady did it with a VP, and later claimed rape. King County eventually cleared him, because the cameras showed her waiting in his office while he went somewhere else to retrieve a condom, but his job was still a goner
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:22:30 AM EDT
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Also, will they make salads for you in the kitchen?
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Jewish wedding soup.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:24:53 AM EDT
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Can they suck the chrome off of a ball hitch?
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:28:18 AM EDT
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Can they suck the chrome off of a ball hitch?
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Don't  know, but I bet they can pick up a dime without using their hands,  and tell you the date without looking.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:29:26 AM EDT
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wow, front for escort or ?

prices aren’t bad but length of time to clean seems long…
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Given that they have a hotel and Airbnb policy...

They're whores.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:37:23 AM EDT
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I just wanna know how you came across this good col?



I was perusing fat girl videos on Instagram and ran across it.






Here is a great example

Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:37:24 AM EDT
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HookCleanTM

HookBurgleTM

@WhiskersTheCat
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:39:34 AM EDT
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Last chick to clean my house took half my shit anyway.  If they had a decent looking blonde I'd be down.
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:45:03 AM EDT
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I was perusing fat girl videos on Instagram and ran across it.
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I just wanna know how you came across this good col?



I was perusing fat girl videos on Instagram and ran across it.


Wait....you ain't midcap
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:45:53 AM EDT
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HookCleanTM

HookBurgleTM

@WhiskersTheCat
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Yeah I think hook clean was an original offering, that's like our basic service
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:46:42 AM EDT
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Wait....you ain't midcap
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This is the salad days for fat girls, there is more than enough to go around.

God bless the man that invented high fructose corn syrup...
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 8:58:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:00:18 AM EDT
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The last one looked good,I’d hire her!
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:00:45 AM EDT
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Looks like they’re be wiping herpes  and gonorrhoea all over you bathroom. Fuck no
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:01:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:18:05 AM EDT
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Looks like they’re be wiping herpes  and gonorrhoea all over you bathroom. Fuck no
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:20:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:29:49 AM EDT
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Don't  know, but I bet they can pick up a dime without using their hands,  and tell you the date without looking.
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Can they suck the chrome off of a ball hitch?


Don't  know, but I bet they can pick up a dime without using their hands,  and tell you the date without looking.

I see you've been to Tijuana, too.  Except it was a stack of quarters, and projectile eggs.  It was during that adventure where I learned to embrace my anal retentiveness when it came to hygiene.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:32:40 AM EDT
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"Cleaning service"

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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:37:45 AM EDT
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The woman they show in their advertising pictures look already gross. Imagine what would show up at your door
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Yeah. That's where I'm at. You gotta figure those pics are the best they could come up with.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:47:25 AM EDT
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Yeah. That's where I'm at. You gotta figure those pics are the best they could come up with.
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The woman they show in their advertising pictures look already gross. Imagine what would show up at your door


Yeah. That's where I'm at. You gotta figure those pics are the best they could come up with.

Pass as well

"I prefer to revel in my squalor - thanks anyways."
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:48:05 AM EDT
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Looks like a workaround from Craigslist. Instead of getting paid in roses. they get paid for "Cleaning your house". How much extra to get your tubes cleaned?
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 9:49:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:00:34 AM EDT
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Those are not half naked,  not even a little naked.
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This right here.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:16:01 AM EDT
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Pessimistic sort, aren't you.

What could possibly go right?


Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:19:12 AM EDT
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This right here.
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For GD they are. Sorry.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:21:01 AM EDT
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Given that they have a hotel and Airbnb policy...

They're whores.
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That's the thing. They may be whores, but I would make them clean while I jack off!
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:21:54 AM EDT
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I would wear her like a gas mask
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:24:13 AM EDT
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They work on tips
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Just the tip?
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:32:44 AM EDT
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Pass
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:36:10 AM EDT
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Had a buddy who ran a similar business in the Houston area. It was legit, he'd have medical students (female) do the cleaning and they enjoyed it because they made GREAT money while they were in medical school. Family pressure eventually caused him to shut it down.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 10:41:33 AM EDT
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But, but, but objectification and stuff
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 11:04:13 AM EDT
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I have a cleaning lady, she looks like a troll and I don't care, She is a cleaning machine. A hot chick would be a waste anyways most of the time she cleans I'm not here. If I'm paying beautiful women for something it won't be cleaning my house.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:03:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:24:46 PM EDT
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A female who would work for that sort of service is nit someone I would want in my house.
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Do they come in vanilla?
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:36:44 PM EDT
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Are there any flavors available besides chocolate
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:40:02 PM EDT
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Someone is taking the story line of a porn movie to your home.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:47:11 PM EDT
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That's a big negatory Bandit.

Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:48:14 PM EDT
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betting they can't clean a toilet

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Your pipes will be cleaned, and your wallet cleaned out.  Pimpin' ain't easy.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:51:07 PM EDT
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I don't find any of those women attractive
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:56:48 PM EDT
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When I clicked the link I thought I had been redirected to PrisonAngels.com.

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@Mech2007….. ain’t heard of that one….. prisonbabes.com I have!
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 1:59:48 PM EDT
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Some of those chicks were Latino….. you don’t eat Latino women?

I wouldn’t kick an attractive ‘sister’ out of my bed either.

Can we say sister?
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 2:30:16 PM EDT
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Clicked link.  Instant regret.  Think I'll go clean my toilets and floors all by myself now.  Locking doors.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 2:32:02 PM EDT
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(Stewie Griffin voice) "Oooh, do you think they offer it with men? Where would I go to find that ?"
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 2:49:11 PM EDT
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I've got a redhead that cleans my house.
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Why are they all black?

Can I order a redhead?
I've got a redhead that cleans my house.
It's not always what it's cracked up to be
I already got my redhead so I'm good.

And you are correct.


Link Posted: 9/9/2023 3:47:19 PM EDT
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Guaranteed she's a stripper and does this while she's not working at the strip club.
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