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Posted: 10/22/2019 7:17:41 AM EDT

Welcome one, welcome all, its that time of year again where the Hallmark Channel is gearing up to inundate us with their "Christmas" movies.

Do you crave actors that you haven't seen in a decade?
Do you crave a cheesy romantic plot?
Do you crave snowfall and a Christmas Tree farm?
Do you crave some Christmas Magic?
Do you crave perfectly decorated homes?
Do you crave chick-flix disguised as "Christmas" movies, then we have prescription for you.

We have a prescription for you. The Hallmark "Christmas"movie prescription kit. Our kit provides you all you need to put an end to the endless suffering brought on by these "Christmas" movies.

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The only reason to watch any Hallmark movie.

Posted: 10/22/2019 7:28:55 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2019 7:30:41 AM EDT

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I just saw an advertisement that there are 40 new Hallmark movies out for this season. Yay!??

And as far as "Perfectly decorated houses", my wife makes our house look like Christmas threw up in every room, every square inch and then some. It already started with the fall decorations and all the plug in scents every where. I came home yesterday and when I got out of my car I could smell the apple cinnamon plug in all the way outside and down in the driveway. She didn't believe me and said she could barely smell it in the house.

I'm stating to think she's the reason for my fall allergies.

Posted: 10/22/2019 7:31:11 AM EDT

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I wood eat her asshole until I hit her brain.

Posted: 10/22/2019 7:32:56 AM EDT

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I will miss seeing Aunt Becky's hot ass in them

Posted: 10/22/2019 7:56:34 AM EDT

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mmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmm

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:05:14 AM EDT

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who doesn't like Hallmark Crimass movies?

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Posted: 10/22/2019 8:06:51 AM EDT

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She is absolutely beautiful...........Every bit as attractive as Kate Beckinsale

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:17:00 AM EDT

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@kalahnikid

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:19:48 AM EDT

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My wife constantly watches these movies. But in July?

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:21:13 AM EDT

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Small town girl (usually a designer, wedding planner, decorator), meets old flame who's moved back to town. Resists temptation to rekindle old romance entire movie. However, old flame does something to help pull off the big event that would've ended in disaster. Love is found and they begin their fairy tale again...I think this is the plot of EVERY Hallmark movie.

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:24:09 AM EDT

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You know you can change the channel, right?

OP is a grinch.

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Posted: 10/22/2019 8:24:23 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2019 8:26:36 AM EDT

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They are pretty good at curing insomnia.

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:42:41 AM EDT

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How can you not like movies that star both Autumn Reeser and DJ Tanner

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:48:36 AM EDT

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Plot is always the same...meet...get to know each other...misunderstanding about 3/4 way thru....get back together.

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:50:43 AM EDT

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The wife likes them, cause they are cheesy and sweet. I'm ok with that, "I'll be in the garage".

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:52:47 AM EDT

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My mother was like that too. She enjoyed them because they were harmless and always a feel good story. Nothing wrong with that.

She would also be the first to leave the room when it was the boys turn to watch Die Hard, Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, etc..

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:54:10 AM EDT

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And, everyone is rich living in either huge houses or pristine cottages on huge ranches. Regardless of the home, the furnishings probably equal the value of the house. Lord only knows how much Hallmark has cost me in new furniture.

Posted: 10/22/2019 8:56:29 AM EDT

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I just saw an advertisement that there are 40 new Hallmark movies out for this season. Yay!??

And as far as "Perfectly decorated houses", my wife makes our house look like Christmas threw up in every room, every square inch and then some. It already started with the fall decorations and all the plug in scents every where. I came home yesterday and when I got out of my car I could smell the apple cinnamon plug in all the way outside and down in the driveway. She didn't believe me and said she could barely smell it in the house.

I'm stating to think she's the reason for my fall allergies.

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That shit will kill your t levels and make her a loon.

The plug-in scents are bad for your also.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:04:22 AM EDT

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Even the single moms that had to move due to a lack of money and/or unfortunate circumstances will have really nice homes.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:10:11 AM EDT

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I can forgive all the cliches and repetition, I just can't deal with the awful acting

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:10:12 AM EDT

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Lol, truth there ^^^^^^^^^

They’ve actually been playing some Christmas movies all summer

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:11:58 AM EDT

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Alicia Witt on top? She cute.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:13:14 AM EDT

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i admit i enjoy hallmark movies, after returning from Iraq i watched them nonstop trying to reset my emotions, because i basically had none.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:13:47 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2019 9:17:57 AM EDT

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My wife watches them....the hot chicks make them slightly bearable.

I like the one where the career focused woman finds love and the true meaning of Xmas...then decides to put family first.....ohh wait that’s 75% of them.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:35:19 AM EDT

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Hallmark Christmas movies are a bastion of white privilege.

A month of them could turn Santa Clause into Ebenezer Scrooge.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:36:09 AM EDT

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A couple of years ago, I put a parental lock on the cable box for the hallmark channel. It got to be too much. Not just the christmas movies, but all year long. She also has the tendency to rewatch the same movies over and over.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:37:02 AM EDT

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The whiteosity done sikatated me and I ain't talkin about the snoe.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:38:54 AM EDT

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No love for Jill Wagner?

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Posted: 10/22/2019 9:40:02 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2019 9:42:58 AM EDT

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I love them. And I am not ashamed to watch them with my kids, contrary to some of the other things on television.

Oh and I own some XD's which I found out earlier makes me gay

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:44:08 AM EDT

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The beauty of them is they are all the same. They are the only movies that I don't have to explain to my wife what is happening.

Funny though how everyone in them looks like a model drives a new car and lives in a million dollar house all on a waitress salary.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:45:24 AM EDT

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Probably 1/6 of our DirecTv HDR is Hallmark Christmas movies that were recorded in July.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:47:48 AM EDT

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I really enjoy them....clean, wholesome, predictable, and always a positive message.
I start watching in July and continue to watch through Christmas.

Posted: 10/22/2019 9:57:58 AM EDT

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Sets the public normalisation for rampant consumerism at the expense of overextended debt.

I'm far to jaded to think it's just a happy little coincidence. Every. Single. Time.

Your life sucks. Obey. Consume. It is never enough. Oooh! Cute little sappy MasterCard/BMW/Ulta Cosmetics commercial!

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:01:50 AM EDT

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Career minded woman with career minded boyfriend.
Career minded woman has to go to small town for business assignment.
Career minded woman meets local Christmas tree farmer, rancher, singer, lonely widowed single dad with cute kid.

Through a series of mishaps the career minded woman realizes she no longer loves the career minded boyfriend and falls in love with local Christmas tree farmer, rancher, singer, lonely widowed single dad with cute kid.

With about 10 minutes to go in the movie, career minded boyfriend shows up and there is a dilemma. Career minded woman must choose, but the local Christmas tree farmer, rancher, singer, lonely widowed single dad with cute kid is hurt and rejects her.

Career minded woman dumps career minded boyfriend, which he is oddly ok with and there is no fighting, yelling, drama, screaming, stalking, or restraining orders issued.

Career minded woman and local Christmas tree farmer, rancher, singer, lonely widowed single dad with cute kid get back together and share first kiss of true love - the end.

TLDR- Cheating girlfriend goes off for work, meets guy and dumps boyfriend for the guy she just met at Christmas.

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:07:03 AM EDT

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LOL, my wife freaking loves Hallmark Christmas movies! I'll watch one or two with her.. not my thing but gotta do it.

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:11:24 AM EDT

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Speak for yourself, I'm ready for Hallmark season.

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Posted: 10/22/2019 10:12:30 AM EDT

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Hallmark practically plays Christmas movies year-round.

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:12:43 AM EDT

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Hallmark, a Liberal company that rips off people with over priced get well cards.

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:14:05 AM EDT

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So what would a Hallmark movie be like if it were for a male audience? Assuming it stayed wholesome, etc like current Hallmark movies.

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:15:26 AM EDT

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Oh, yes!! Plenty of love for Jill Wagner here

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:15:31 AM EDT

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How about the one where the woman has to decide between her big city fiancee who doesn't care about Christmas so much, and the small town guy with a small construction company, that happens to really love Christmas?

My wife watches these non fucking stop. She doesn't make me watch them, so I'm fine with it.

Posted: 10/22/2019 10:17:29 AM EDT

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They are positive. There's nothing wrong with positive, family oriented programming.

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