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Posted: 4/6/2020 1:59:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So OP... Was the guy right? Are you a little bitch?  Yup! I got the hell out of there and decided we had enough milk. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 1:59:20 PM EDT
[#2]
OMG ??
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Posted: 4/6/2020 1:59:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Too bad there was no forewarning he was going to strip naked. I'd have suggested he go to the grocery section and the baking aisle and grease himself up with Crisco, so he could run around doing his best "greased pig" impression.
That would have made for some great video. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 1:59:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. 
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Posted: 4/6/2020 1:59:55 PM EDT
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You should have told him they have a large display at the back of the store on aisle 90
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:00:14 PM EDT
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Kept waiting for OP to blade at 45, left dissapointed.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:00:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: I went to Target to get milk and a couple other things for the family. Since all the craziness with the virus has been going on, I have been carrying a 5.11 LV10 sling bag with EDC stuff (hand sanitizer, my mask, small knife, and a CZ P07 with extra mag). I was near the back of the store and passed a black man in his mid 20s wearing white jeans, white hoodie, and black cowboy hat. He was playing music on his phone so everyone could hear it. As we passed, he said, "Excuse me sir." I acknowledged him. He asked, "where did you get that mask?" I told him I had it for a long time. He said, "you're a little bitch." I was confused and said, "excuse me?" He called me a little bitch again. I stood there as he walked away backward attempting to antagonize me by calling me a bitch and saying I wasn't going to do nothing. I started to walk away and saw an associate. I asked him if he could call the store security and get the guy removed from the store for harassing shoppers. I looked back to see the guy take off his hoodie and reach into his waistband. I thought for sure he was getting ready to do something real stupid. I took off down an aisle, pulled the sling bag in front of me, and opened the CCW compartment. I didnt draw, but just kept my hand on the gun. I circled around the guy and exited the store while calling 911. The employee must have called too, because the cops showed up while I was on the phone. I got to my car and stayed there as the 911 operator asked me to do. Not more than 30 seconds later the dude comes out of the store entirely naked. The cops arrest him, an ambulance shows up briefly, and they take him off in a police car. One of the cops came to talk to me and said he was known to the police and has mental health issues. I asked if he had a gun, since it looked like he was reaching for one in his waistband. The cop told me no, but that the guy took off all his clothes in the store and urinated on them before leaving naked. TL/DR dude harrassed me at Target, got naked and peed on his clothes, then got arrested. You sure it wasn't Lil Nas X? |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:00:33 PM EDT
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The urinating on his own clothes is the icing on the cake....he showed dominance! To who? I’m not sure...
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:00:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why are you carrying your EDC gun in a backpack? In my AO: Concealed on body: permit required In a backpack or "Sneaky bag": no permit required. OC: No permit required |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:01:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Your gun is useless sitting in a fucking bag. Ditch the tactical Timmy purse. Major fail.
ETA: Nevermind. I saw your update. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:01:57 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All I got from that OP is that you carry in a fanny pack. WTF? That's his bonus gun. Might I suggest carrying a really big fanny pack with a rifle in it next time? |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:02:01 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: The cops arrest him, an ambulance shows up briefly, and they take him off in a police car. One of the cops came to talk to me and said he was known to the police and has mental health issues. I asked if he had a gun, since it looked like he was reaching for one in his waistband. The cop told me no, but that the guy took off all his clothes in the store and urinated on them before leaving naked. . His disinfectant/safety protocols are indeed cutting edge. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:02:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now, THAT is a cool story, bro! That it is! |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:02:09 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. I hear nut coal is an effective treatment. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:02:24 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Second best post in this thread. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:02:34 PM EDT
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Thanks to COVID19, the "Walmart Associate Attempted to Disarm Me" threads are now "Target Customer Called me a Little Bitch" threads.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:03:28 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Your gun is useless sitting in a fucking bag. Ditch the tactical Timmy purse. Major fail. I had one in the bag and one on my hip. Given the situation. The gun in the bag made more sense. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:03:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The urinating on his own clothes is the icing on the cake....he showed dominance! To who? I’m not sure...Those clothes must have disrespected him! They were little bitches!! |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:03:41 PM EDT
[#19]
This would be ungodly funny a year ago.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:03:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: Not more than 30 seconds later the dude comes out of the store entirely naked. Did not see that one coming 
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:03:55 PM EDT
[#21]
How come the cool stuff never happens to me
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now, THAT is a cool story, bro! |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Oh my
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:32 PM EDT
[#24]
Off body carry is tarded
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:39 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had one in the bag and one on my hip. Given the situation. The gun in the bag made more sense. The guy just called you a bitch, twice, and then you thought he was reaching for a gun. WTF has to happen for the one on your hip to be the priority??
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:40 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had one in the bag and one on my hip. Given the situation. The gun in the bag made more sense. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Your gun is useless sitting in a fucking bag. Ditch the tactical Timmy purse. Major fail. I had one in the bag and one on my hip. Given the situation. The gun in the bag made more sense. Yeah I saw your update. Hip gun would still have been where my hand would’ve gone. Thanks. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:04:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My takeaway...Your gun wasn't on person? |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:05:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Each day is a new blessing and we have been provided with a great gift on this Monday. concurred |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:05:30 PM EDT
[#30]
Black man with a cowboy hat should have tipped you off that something wasn't right.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:05:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Judging by the title of the thread i would have never guessed the actual cool story.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:05:42 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Story took a turn I wasn't expecting lol. No shit!
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:05:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Misleading title
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:06:02 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now, THAT is a cool story, bro! Yep, This shelter in place is bring out the crazies and making people on edge. Will be interesting then food runs out or the EBT system goes down. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:06:07 PM EDT
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Did he helicopter his way out of the store?
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:06:08 PM EDT
[#36]
in before let's pull all yellow people in concentration camps
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:06:37 PM EDT
[#37]
Started a little slow but finished wonderfully. 10/10.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:06:42 PM EDT
[#38]
Why can’t cool shit ever happen to me at Target?
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:06:44 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Close to Florida state line? Nothing that interesting ever happens in my part of Florida! |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:07:11 PM EDT
[#40]
In.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:07:23 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This would be ungodly funny a year ago. And 3 months from now crazy naked guy might have been shot because ain't nobody got time fo dat. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:07:50 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did he helicopter his way out of the store? I'm dying! 
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:07:58 PM EDT
[#43]
There seems to be a few of them running around lately
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:08:14 PM EDT
[#44]
I gotta know... which Target? Or at least the city... I wonder if it is one that I have been in.
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:08:42 PM EDT
[#45]
lol 9/10 no 45 blade
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:09:01 PM EDT
[#46]
So you carry a gun in a backpack? Is that what Im reading in the OP
Is it a sub gun? You should carry a sub gun if its gunna be in a backpack. That would be cool AF Man you missed your moment to go all alpha on that dude and pull out a MP5 while yelling yippie ki yay motherfucker |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:09:18 PM EDT
[#47]
Best story in a while,made me laugh sitting here at my essential job..??????
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:09:20 PM EDT
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That is crazy. Be honest, did you look at his dick to see if it was bigger than yours?
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:09:35 PM EDT
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Your only serious mistake... "Excuse me sir." I acknowledged him Got a cigarette, fuck you, got some change, fuck you, take this flyer, fuck you. Motherfuckers are invisible to me, interacting with them only makes them more aggressive.
I was hoping to read you sprayed him with OC, then after he flopped around you sprayed his hands to because fuck him.. good story though. |
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Posted: 4/6/2020 2:10:08 PM EDT
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Did you get the milk you were supposed to get?
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