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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:19:05 PM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:19:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They go in through his femoral to get to his heart. I bet he hates going to the dentist to get his molars cleaned. "We gotta shave your asshole. Sorry. At least you'll have clean teeth though!" |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:22:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seems a little risky poking holes in that thing Probably less risky than the carotid. Lots easier to get a tourniquet on the femoral if necessary. 
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:23:05 PM EST
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But why not the brachial?
Not big enough? - she |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:25:10 PM EST
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Oh wow look at big mr dr man over here
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:26:07 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh wow look at big mr dr man over here No comments on my dentistry ideas? |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:28:16 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Will look for some in my mailbox soon Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It’s some stout stuff. Nothing in there to help mellow it like yours. Just pure hate Will look for some in my mailbox soon We only have the one bottle 
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:32:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seems a little risky poking holes in that thing I got to be one of the ones that was responsible for closing that hole back up. For a while, anyway. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:33:58 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But why not the brachial? Not big enough? - she On some people, sure. And with technology advancing as it tends to do, that number is increasing. But the femoral is pretty easy and you know it’ll fit. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:34:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We shall exchange pheasant breasts instead https://media.tenor.com/Hf01dahR4wQAAAAM/chicken-filet.gif Directions clear Dick stuck in breast |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:34:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: .... pretty easy and you know it’ll fit. Also she |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:34:51 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I weirded out both Stuck and Sherman. Perhaps this requires some self reflection. Or a toast for the awesomeness  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:35:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Also she Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: .... pretty easy and you know it’ll fit. Also she Literally |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:35:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet he hates going to the dentist to get his molars cleaned. "We gotta shave your asshole. Sorry. At least you'll have clean teeth though!" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They go in through his femoral to get to his heart. I bet he hates going to the dentist to get his molars cleaned. "We gotta shave your asshole. Sorry. At least you'll have clean teeth though!" Feature, not a bug |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:36:29 PM EST
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Decided to throw together a pan of lasagna as well. Once I pop that in the oven, I’ll start boiling the potatoes for the cottage/hunter/shepherd’s pie thing.
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:37:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Literally Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: .... pretty easy and you know it’ll fit. Also she Literally That's how my wife responds to "that's what she said" jokes. It's frustrating.
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:42:22 PM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:50:59 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's how my wife responds to "that's what she said" jokes. It's frustrating. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: .... pretty easy and you know it’ll fit. Also she Literally That's how my wife responds to "that's what she said" jokes. It's frustrating. 
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:53:09 PM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:54:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So in my 50+ years of life I have never been to a party where the cops were called...... until last night. Most of the families we have met since the move are nice people but don't drink, wife has been looking to make friends who drink socially and has been out to dinner/drinks a couple of times with some ladies in our neighborhood and one of them invited us to a party at their house last night. Seemed like a nice party, 11 adults, 10 kids ranging from 7 to 17, catered appetizers, kids upstairs watching a movie, adults standing around talking, eating and drinking. The hostess seemed drunk when we arrived (she was trying to make cocktails for everyone but couldn't figure out which of the booze bottles was bourbon and was spilling stuff), she kept turning the music up really loud and her husband kept turning it down to a level where people could talk, then the hostess started taking the other ladies into the garage to tell them she was divorcing him and was serving papers on Tuesday (they have 10 and 13 year old kids), the husband who was sober found out what was happening and packed a bag then went outside, apparently she followed him and things escalated, no idea who called the cops but two cop cars arrived and everyone at the party decided it was time to grab their kids and leave, as we got in the golf cart to drive home she was in the back of a cop car and he was asking a cop if he could go to a hotel for the night. Don't think we'll be going back to that house for a party again, hope everyone's weekend was less eventful |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:54:44 PM EST
[#21]
Super Chonk Monster
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:57:05 PM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2022 5:59:01 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Super Chonk Monster Gonna be hell on wheels in a few months.
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:00:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQueen of all she surveys |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:02:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They go in through his femoral to get to his heart. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The nurse who shaved my junk was named Angela... So, yeah?? They shaved your balls to fix your heart? Is your sack on your chest or something? They go in through his femoral to get to his heart. 
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:03:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet he hates going to the dentist to get his molars cleaned. "We gotta shave your asshole. Sorry. At least you'll have clean teeth though!" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They go in through his femoral to get to his heart. I bet he hates going to the dentist to get his molars cleaned. "We gotta shave your asshole. Sorry. At least you'll have clean teeth though!" I bet he loves going to the dentist for butt stuff |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:03:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We only have the one bottle Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: It’s some stout stuff. Nothing in there to help mellow it like yours. Just pure hate Will look for some in my mailbox soon We only have the one bottle You make me sad |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:04:57 PM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:06:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Queen of all she surveys Quote HistoryQuoted: Queen of all she surveys HBIC |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:06:12 PM EST
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Think it’s a gyro kind of night
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:09:02 PM EST
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For those who are curious, I am totally in love with this Boerboel puppy. She is everything that we wanted and were hoping to get. She is very smart, athletic (but not unmanageably hyperactive), sweet, curious, and very good with the imps and the livestock. Duckski also adores her.
10/10, would recommend. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:28:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For those who are curious, I am totally in love with this Boerboel puppy. She is everything that we wanted and were hoping to get. She is very smart, athletic (but not unmanageably hyperactive), sweet, curious, and very good with the imps and the livestock. Duckski also adores her. 10/10, would recommend. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:28:48 PM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:30:10 PM EST
[#34]
The gal is bringing home my pork la main and steemed dumplins , hangry
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:34:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For those who are curious, I am totally in love with this Boerboel puppy. She is everything that we wanted and were hoping to get. She is very smart, athletic (but not unmanageably hyperactive), sweet, curious, and very good with the imps and the livestock. Duckski also adores her. 10/10, would recommend. Nice. Almost need one to help watch animals on the ranch. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:46:01 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nice. Almost need one to help watch animals on the ranch. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: For those who are curious, I am totally in love with this Boerboel puppy. She is everything that we wanted and were hoping to get. She is very smart, athletic (but not unmanageably hyperactive), sweet, curious, and very good with the imps and the livestock. Duckski also adores her. 10/10, would recommend. Nice. Almost need one to help watch animals on the ranch. They aren’t really livestock guardians, per se. You can use them to work livestock a bit, and they won’t hesitate to back up an LGD in a fight, but they work much closer to the farmer than a typical LGD. They’ll help control unruly livestock and move them from place to place, and they’re definitely territorial when it comes to interlopers in their space, but they won’t spend all night outside with the herd. They come back home with the farmer and play with the kids and guard the nursery and house. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:49:26 PM EST
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That's more my style. The cows are fine by themselves.
It's the chickens in the side yards that need an eye kept on them from the nightly racooons |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:59:03 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's more my style. The cows are fine by themselves. It's the chickens in the side yards that need an eye kept on them from the nightly racooons They won’t spend all night out with the chickens either, at least, not by choice. They want to sleep in with the kids or at the foot of the farmer’s bed. If they have a dog door, they might go out and handle business if they hear something amiss, but they stay with their people. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 6:59:23 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They named a bridge after him. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Roberto Clemente is already dead They named a bridge after him. 6th Street bridge! |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 7:00:20 PM EST
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The 7th Street bridge got renamed after Andy Warhol
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Posted: 12/13/2022 7:00:55 PM EST
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The 9th Street bridge after Rachel Carson
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Posted: 12/13/2022 7:02:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is my last post. Yes. I'm completely serious. You see, I'm not who you all think I am. Not at all. Currently, I'm a writer for Washington Post, living in a small studio apartment, always looking for the next big story, barely scraping by sometimes. I was asked several months ago by my editor to do a piece on the so-called 'shitpost' community on ARF that seems to become more and more popular by the day. Initially, I was intrigued. The humor was bizzare, yet interesting. Nonsensical, yet genius. I spent several months interacting with people I had never met before in my life, learning the culture, what was "cool" and what wasn't. Eventually, I began to make my own posts, testing the waters now and then. And eventually my own posts started getting noticed, and maybe for a minute or two I understood why you all do this. But that didn't last long. And with time, I began to notice how stale the content truly was. How the same 'memes' could be spammed over and over again, and still get massive amounts of attention. And I also began to notice something else. The viciousness with which you attacked each other. The semi-constant bullying and harassment. Each day, it made me even more sickened than before, to the point where you people made me start questioning everything about reality and what I knew about it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of whiskey every night. But, finally, my mission is complete. Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide on this group, potentially exposing some of your members' most well kept secrets. I'm deactivating this account at midnight, but before I do, I just want to let you know you all make me sick. TL;DR. And a bit gay. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 7:02:49 PM EST
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Quote HistorySomething like this is on my list. |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 7:28:54 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What's the situation with 7.62x39 ammo? Steel case cheap-ish again? Wasn't someone going to start making some in the USA? That's on the list for PSA |
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Posted: 12/13/2022 7:59:02 PM EST
[#45]
What in the Sam Hill is going on in here?
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Posted: 12/13/2022 8:02:19 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: For those who are curious, I am totally in love with this Boerboel puppy. She is everything that we wanted and were hoping to get. She is very smart, athletic (but not unmanageably hyperactive), sweet, curious, and very good with the imps and the livestock. Duckski also adores her. 10/10, would recommend. That makes me happy to hear 
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Posted: 12/13/2022 8:13:16 PM EST
[#47]
I should read more of that book.
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Posted: 12/13/2022 8:13:48 PM EST
[#48]
Feet pics?
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Posted: 12/13/2022 8:14:07 PM EST
[#49]
No. It's a book about Francis Marion.
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Posted: 12/13/2022 8:14:23 PM EST
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Why would someone want a book of feet pics?
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