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Posted: 5/13/2023 8:39:20 PM EDT

I was getting my butt kicked by hackers while playing Fortnite and got so mad I threw my controller across the room, it ended up under my bed and I found a cake while I was retrieving my controller. I had forgotten about shoving the cake under my bed like a week ago because I was half asleep when I ate it. Looks like I got bored with the cake and started just eating the frosting.

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Posted: 5/13/2023 8:40:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 8:40:42 PM EDT

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No I am not a slob.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:42:25 PM EDT

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You are gross

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:42:40 PM EDT

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If you find the magical mystical Easy-Bake oven under your bed, that means you are the king of the world.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:43:28 PM EDT

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Ambien?

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:43:32 PM EDT

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OP: definitely put that in your tinder profile. Bitches love cake.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:43:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 8:45:43 PM EDT

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Well... not that much of a slob at least.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:47:15 PM EDT

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Tell them you keep it under the bed. That'll get you the kinky girls.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:47:26 PM EDT

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You wanna split it?

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:48:41 PM EDT

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You should probably grow the fuck up

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:49:10 PM EDT

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JFC how stoned were you?

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:51:59 PM EDT

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Score!

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:52:09 PM EDT

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OP is from the midwest so he might even like bitches that like alot of cake

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:53:27 PM EDT

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OP is from the midwest so he might even like bitches that like alot of cake

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OP: definitely put that in your tinder profile. Bitches love cake.

OP is from the midwest so he might even like bitches that like alot of cake

We appreciate big girls here in Ohio. Nothing wrong with being able to survive a winter or 2.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:53:29 PM EDT

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Tell your mom to come throw it away.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:54:11 PM EDT

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So you "found" a cake under the bed you yourself put there?

What is the point in this thread again?

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:56:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 8:56:07 PM EDT

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So you "found" a cake under the bed you yourself put there?

What is the point in this thread again?

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When you find your missing keys they are usually in a place you put them, but most people still will say that they found their missing keys.

Posted: 5/13/2023 8:58:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 8:59:54 PM EDT

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The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:01:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 9:03:34 PM EDT

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We appreciate big girls here in Ohio. Nothing wrong with being able to survive a winter or 2.

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OP: definitely put that in your tinder profile. Bitches love cake.

OP is from the midwest so he might even like bitches that like alot of cake

We appreciate big girls here in Ohio. Nothing wrong with being able to survive a winter or 2.

I'm going to need to know what regional type of Ohioman we're dealing with?

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:08:09 PM EDT

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I'm going to need to know what regional type of Ohioman we're dealing with?

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OP: definitely put that in your tinder profile. Bitches love cake.

OP is from the midwest so he might even like bitches that like alot of cake

We appreciate big girls here in Ohio. Nothing wrong with being able to survive a winter or 2.

I'm going to need to know what regional type of Ohioman we're dealing with?

http://cdn.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen_shot_2014-09-05_at_9.47.12_am.png

I live in the Ohio state square but I don’t like football unless it’s Madden Football on the PS5.

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:10:18 PM EDT

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This is totally a troll thread but kudos OP.

Love the red carpet.

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:10:29 PM EDT

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Include the mouse.

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:11:41 PM EDT

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OP located!

Family Guy - Do You Like Cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpeN3aJX55U

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:14:21 PM EDT

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How 'bout pie?
A contractor I worked with told me he found a moldy, half eaten pizza under his hotel bed the night he checked in.

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:16:01 PM EDT

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I was getting my butt kicked by hackers while playing Fortnite and got so mad I threw my controller across the room, it ended up under my bed and I found a cake while I was retrieving my controller. I had forgotten about shoving the cake under my bed like a week ago because I was half asleep when I ate it. Looks like I got bored with the cake and started just eating the frosting.

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Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:17:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 9:18:26 PM EDT

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Poll needs another option:

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:18:32 PM EDT

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I hope school starts back soon

Posted: 5/13/2023 9:20:47 PM EDT

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Disgusting.

Posted: 5/13/2023 10:34:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/13/2023 10:41:42 PM EDT

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The cake is a Lie
Maybe Black Mesa can help you?

Posted: 5/14/2023 12:27:18 AM EDT

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Did you eat it frozen?

Posted: 5/14/2023 12:29:24 AM EDT

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I think the center was still frozen and that’s why I only ate the edges. To be honest it wasn’t very good cake.

Posted: 5/14/2023 1:01:11 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:07:43 AM EDT

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Ambien?

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Posted: 5/14/2023 4:18:05 AM EDT

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You are gross

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Posted: 5/14/2023 4:38:18 AM EDT

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Bet that room smells like sour milk and stinky feet.

Posted: 5/14/2023 5:15:13 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/14/2023 5:19:27 AM EDT

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You're telling me your mom didn't clean that up when she was picking your laundry up off the floor?

Posted: 5/14/2023 5:23:50 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/14/2023 5:42:57 AM EDT

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Uh...no OP

Strangely enough after answering the poll, as of my vote there was not one for the wedding cake.

Of all things listed, this would have been the only acceptable answer as hiding it from the now wife because some of those cakes can cause a very bad case of "extreme blowup."