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Posted: 5/31/2018 2:08:29 PM EDT
While back I posted my nephew stuck it in the crazy & she had a kid. Could have been one of 4 guys...

Well, DNA test came back.

Yup, he be a daddy now.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:08:56 PM EDT
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I'd get a 2nd test
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:12:57 PM EDT
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That sucks
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:13:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:14:13 PM EDT
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I remember

Sorry to hear, he's gonna have a long life ahead of him
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:16:28 PM EDT
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Damn. Hopefully she grows up quick too
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:17:18 PM EDT
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If you make average money with $3k/month net in TX, child support is $600/month.

Invest that over an 18 year period in an average performing mutual fund and its like $350,000.

A $350,000 jism.

You should tell him that.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:18:32 PM EDT
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4 possible dads

That isn't asthma or baby fat. You don't grow out of that.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:18:42 PM EDT
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If I was him I would get a second test and fund it myself.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:23:47 PM EDT
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Ha I still cant believe I dodged those sort of bullets in my time
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:24:08 PM EDT
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Get her a pitbull for Christmas.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:27:22 PM EDT
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Lol, fuck.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:32:05 PM EDT
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Lol, fuck.
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I am laughing WAY to hard at this
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:32:38 PM EDT
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Holy shit
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:34:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:34:38 PM EDT
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Sounds like a lovely fairy tale. Pitbulls with unicorn horns and all that
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:35:17 PM EDT
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Shots fired!  Shots fired!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:36:15 PM EDT
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Holy shit
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You're using Stoney's avatar!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:36:16 PM EDT
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YES! thats what I'm talking about.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:36:42 PM EDT
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Damn.....
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:37:22 PM EDT
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At least he knows who to contact for the MMMMF date night.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:37:39 PM EDT
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So true.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:38:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:39:06 PM EDT
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Poor guy....
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:41:15 PM EDT
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While back I posted my nephew stuck it in the crazy & she had a kid. Could have been one of 4 guys...

Well, DNA test came back.

Yup, he be a daddy now.
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So... getting married and hope it works out is not an option, I hope.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:44:18 PM EDT
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I'm going to hell over this thread.

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I'm not I swear.  I just couldn't help myself.

I hope everything works out OP.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:47:28 PM EDT
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I'm going to hell for that one!
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:48:04 PM EDT
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So... getting married and hope it works out is not an option, I hope.
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While back I posted my nephew stuck it in the crazy & she had a kid. Could have been one of 4 guys...

Well, DNA test came back.

Yup, he be a daddy now.
So... getting married and hope it works out is not an option, I hope.
Couple of girls around here that never married,but have 4 (one has 5) kids by 4 (5) different guys.I'm sure us taxpayers are picking up quite a bit of the tab..........

No harm to society though.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:48:32 PM EDT
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Fuuuuuuuuu
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:49:07 PM EDT
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Aint that the truth!  I hated rubbers and would bare back it all the time.  
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:49:29 PM EDT
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That's the second inappropriate post that I laughed at today on ARFCOM.

Hell is waiting for me.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:50:02 PM EDT
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I am laughing WAY to hard at this
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Lol, fuck.
I am laughing WAY to hard at this
So am I .... and I'll burn in hell for it....but that is some funny (albeit dark) shit right there
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:52:52 PM EDT
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and right to hell I go for laughing.....
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:54:15 PM EDT
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Pussy roulette.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:54:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:57:41 PM EDT
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She probably found the guy testing it and gave him a piece.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:58:42 PM EDT
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Guess he shoulda studied more....

Oh—and CONGRATS, Gramps!

Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:59:01 PM EDT
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If you make average money with $3k/month net in TX, child support is $600/month.

Invest that over an 18 year period in an average performing mutual fund and its like $350,000.

A $350,000 jism.

You should tell him that.
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And tell a condom cost around $1.  I am always totally amazed at how people fail to use them
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 2:59:03 PM EDT
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I have to admit, I had a scare or two when I was younger.

Phew.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:01:27 PM EDT
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Aint that the truth!  I hated rubbers and would bare back it all the time.  
Rubbers are for the gays
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:02:17 PM EDT
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You sure you’re not shooting blanks?
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:02:39 PM EDT
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4 possible dads

That isn't asthma or baby fat. You don't grow out of that.
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4 possible dads

That isn't asthma or baby fat. You don't grow out of that.
Yep.  That's some serious issues there and not even hidden under the surface.

She's the emotional stability version of the Hawaiian volcano.  Lava, smoke and ash spewing everywhere laying waste to anything she touches.

I'd get a self funded DNA test too if he's stupid enough to take her word about the DNA test.  No way am I trusting anything.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:03:57 PM EDT
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There’s still time.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:06:14 PM EDT
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That sucks
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Oh it does more than just suck.
Link Posted: 5/31/2018 3:06:24 PM EDT
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Dude....

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