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Posted: 5/17/2018 11:05:19 AM EDT

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No one noticed her hand covering the cylinder gap?
She definitely would have regretted firing at the intruder.

Posted: 5/17/2018 11:05:42 AM EDT

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My 'hood is so vibrant, I don't even have a door, let alone a doorbell. I have a spider hole 100 yards out. I am Omega Man...

Posted: 5/17/2018 11:40:14 AM EDT

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A little high strung are we?

I bet you shower in a tac vest.

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If I start compulsively building junker AR15s like the average arfcommer, I will do this at some point.

Posted: 5/17/2018 11:46:42 AM EDT

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Mother fucker rang my doorbell, I had to get it on.

Posted: 5/17/2018 11:49:33 AM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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Blade much?

Posted: 5/17/2018 11:54:12 AM EDT

[#6]

Never answer the door.

Posted: 5/17/2018 11:58:47 AM EDT

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Should have killed him.

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LOL 87PNI.

When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted: 5/17/2018 12:00:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/17/2018 12:24:31 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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Not sure if serious

Posted: 5/17/2018 1:05:49 PM EDT

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First post nailed stepfather.

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Or doorbell. Or something...

One way or another, first poster might be a little on edge...

Posted: 5/17/2018 1:26:34 PM EDT

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So many victims in this thread. Go on and ring my doorbell. One. More. Time.

Posted: 5/17/2018 1:28:32 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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Smoke a lot of meth eh?

Posted: 5/17/2018 1:57:30 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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Wait, what?

You let them get all the way to your doorbell??? What the hell are you thinking???You gotta daisy chain some claymores along the side of your driveway, immediately. Immediately! Or hey, you could not, but if you dont it's your funeral pal...

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:02:52 PM EDT

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I also live in Texas and yet I have yet to shoot first. Yet sometimes I wonder if I'm doing it wrong.

Yet.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:04:26 PM EDT

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Wait, what?

You let them get all the way to your doorbell??? What the hell are you thinking???You gotta daisy chain some claymores along the side of your driveway, immediately. Immediately! Or hey, you could not, but if you dont it's your funeral pal...

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Posted: 5/17/2018 2:07:22 PM EDT

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Excellent drive by Yarael ! I was certain the thread would have been locked by now. You done good with this hit & run!

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:08:03 PM EDT

[#17]

2018 and not having your doorbell wired to a hidden trap door under the welcome mat.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:12:33 PM EDT

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Do many criminals ring the doorbell first in your area?

Actually, yes.

Absolutely.
SOP for home invaders.
"Hello m'am, we're from the power company........"

Quickest way to recon what kind of resistance might be met.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:14:38 PM EDT

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I think my biggest issue here is your overuse of the word, "yet."

A.W.D.

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People choose the weirdest things to overuse. Reminds me of the guy here who can't type "with" and uses w/ instead.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:14:59 PM EDT

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I thought I was a hard motherfucker.......apparently not

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This.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:21:01 PM EDT

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Do or do not.

There is no try.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:25:47 PM EDT

[#22]

DING DONG!!!

Like a thoroughbred in the gates or a punch drunk fighter. In before someone deads a girl scout.

Posted: 5/17/2018 2:40:29 PM EDT

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Re-quoting this because it makes me laugh

Posted: 5/17/2018 6:25:35 PM EDT

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Mother fucker rang my doorbell, I had to get it on.

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So many gems in this thread. Love it

Posted: 5/17/2018 6:34:07 PM EDT

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No one noticed her hand covering the cylinder gap?
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This. That was really stupid.

Posted: 5/18/2018 7:58:39 AM EDT

[#26]

I'm guessing that Yarael must really dread Halloween every year.

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:05:22 PM EDT

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I'm guessing that Yarael must really dread Halloween every year.

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Girl Scouts know to avoid selling cookies at his place... either that or they earn their first-aid merit badge on his front lawn.

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:10:25 PM EDT

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Girl Scouts know to avoid selling cookies at his place... either that or they earn their first-aid merit badge on his front lawn.

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I'm guessing that Yarael must really dread Halloween every year.

Girl Scouts know to avoid selling cookies at his place... either that or they earn their first-aid merit badge on his front lawn.

Well, they've all learned to knock instead of ringing the doorbell. The doorbell sets him on point.

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:12:22 PM EDT

[#29]

If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:17:28 PM EDT

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The über tactical operating ARFCOM homeowner will not be caught off guard in his own castle. Yareal almost nunchakus everyone's ass whoever rings the doorbell, almost. And by almost, I mean he's never done anything confrontational, most likely.

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:25:30 PM EDT

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Hahaha! I love GD sometimes. Yet that doorbell...

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:26:45 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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So you have shot people or at them?

Posted: 5/18/2018 8:46:34 PM EDT

[#33]

ding-donBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Posted: 5/19/2018 5:44:19 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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Your HOA allows a pile of dead delivery guys on your doorstep? Mine doesn't

Posted: 5/19/2018 5:50:15 PM EDT

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You know, they make meds for your condition. You should try them. Soon. Sooner, rather than later. Like today. Preferably now. This minute.

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

You know, they make meds for your condition. You should try them. Soon. Sooner, rather than later. Like today. Preferably now. This minute.

Fuck that! He is on point! DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG

She should have shot too.

Posted: 5/19/2018 5:52:09 PM EDT

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"Deputies arrived on the scene 14 minutes later"

Thank God she had a gun.

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He could have buried her in that hole he had dug in that kind of time.

Posted: 5/19/2018 5:52:31 PM EDT

[#37]

1. standing at the edge of the woods with a shovel. check

2. kicks in door. check

Shoot that mother fucker, don't talk.

Posted: 5/19/2018 5:58:30 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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This should be a new copy pasta

Posted: 5/19/2018 5:58:38 PM EDT

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If I start compulsively building junker AR15s like the average arfcommer, I will do this at some point.

https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/SHOWERGUN_2.jpg

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That plastic is gonna be purdy slippery and tough to get into
with soapy hands when you drop your gun and reach for your rifle!!

Just sayin'

Posted: 5/19/2018 7:42:52 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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I love you.

87% homo only.

Posted: 5/19/2018 8:02:01 PM EDT

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That plastic is gonna be purdy slippery and tough to get into
with soapy hands when you drop your gun and reach for your rifle!!

Just sayin'

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If I start compulsively building junker AR15s like the average arfcommer, I will do this at some point.

https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/SHOWERGUN_2.jpg

That plastic is gonna be purdy slippery and tough to get into
with soapy hands when you drop your gun and reach for your rifle!!

Just sayin'

Not if you wear loofah gloves.

Posted: 5/19/2018 8:17:04 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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You shoot first? Amateur. I boom first. My doorbell activates a claymore. Only thing that puts me on point is if they ring it a second time.

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Posted: 5/19/2018 9:09:09 PM EDT

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Deputies arrived on the scene 14 minutes later

Posted: 5/19/2018 9:11:26 PM EDT

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You know, they make meds for your condition. You should try them. Soon. Sooner, rather than later. Like today. Preferably now. This minute.

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Posted: 5/19/2018 9:14:10 PM EDT

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Ding-DoBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

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Silence. The smoke clears.
"Oh, my package is here. I need to go start a thread in GD "How do you clean blood off of a Welcome mat"

Posted: 5/19/2018 9:16:19 PM EDT

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If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

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Posted: 5/19/2018 9:19:44 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

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I would so ding dong ditch your ass.

Posted: 5/19/2018 9:25:29 PM EDT

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door bell rings dont put me on point.

but.. you come to my door, ring it, we have a discussion, youre holding a shovel i close the door and later you start to kick it in, youre gonna get shot once you gain entry, most likely with double 00 buck once you complete your kickin and cross the threshold.

Posted: 5/19/2018 9:33:35 PM EDT

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Join date of 2016 and has over 16k posts...either that lots of double posts due to constantly being triggered or just shaky hands from too much cocaine/caffeine.

Posted: 5/19/2018 9:51:12 PM EDT

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Should have shot him. Yet I live in Texas and I shoot first. Hell my Step-dad calls first before he comes over cause he knows I am always armed. Now if I can get him to quit ringing the doorbell before he opens the screen door I am good. Door bell always puts me on point. Yet he always calls first so I don't shoot him and calls when he is in front of my house. Yet that fucking door bell.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VigorousHarmlessBubblefish-max-1mb.gif

Perfect.

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