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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:29:08 AM EDT
[#1]
Half of one
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:47:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Knees and footwork would be your friend in this fight.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:51:58 AM EDT
[#3]
what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man?
OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:52:41 AM EDT
[#4]
Not sure - but I can toss one 8 feet.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:54:22 AM EDT
[#5]
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what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:55:01 AM EDT
[#6]
LOL
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:56:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Just that cute one that likes to pose nekkid............
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:57:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Everyone.jpg
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:58:18 AM EDT
[#9]
I could kick Mini Me's ass!
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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:58:32 AM EDT
[#10]
There are 2 on SFD1, shhhhh
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:01:00 AM EDT
[#11]
Two or three.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:02:12 AM EDT
[#12]
Based on my midget melee experience, all of them.....so long as you don't let them get in close. Long strikes and take the high ground.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:03:25 AM EDT
[#13]
If we’re talking about midgets, who have normal proportions but are very small, three or four easily. Dwarfs, on the other hand, can be much stronger and their low center of gravity would make them much tougher opponents. A lot of people on here thinking they can take on multiple dwarfs easily would be in for a big surprise.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:22:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:24:34 AM EDT
[#15]
If there happens to be a wall of Velcro near by I’ll dominate
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:26:15 AM EDT
[#16]
Define midget.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:27:53 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm old, so if they were my age I could probably handle two. A young, weightlifting midget would probably give me all I could handle.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:30:47 AM EDT
[#18]
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what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. Public education is a mess. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:43:54 AM EDT
[#19]
At least 4
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:45:20 AM EDT
[#20]
Midgets freak me the fuck out.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:54:47 AM EDT
[#21]
the problem with midgets is that they're so small and light that they don't soak up the punch. They just go flying without getting hurt, so they can come back; it's like dropping an ant from waist-height.
I could stack midgets like cordwood. they might bite me on the crotch, though. That would suck. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:55:20 AM EDT
[#22]
I would use one as a club and destroy them all.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:57:40 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This for the most part. Midget strength is not synonymous with child strength for fuck sake. Public education is a mess. There was a midget, soc major, at a college party I went to when I was younger. We were both drink, cracking wise and I finally said, "Don't take offense, but I've always wanted to fight a midget..." "Ok mother fucker, let's go!" He retorted, laughing, and out into the backyard we went.
I am a fairly fit guy that had been in a few fights with mixed, but predictable results (beat by bigger guys, overcame smaller guys, etc...). Again, we were both kinda drunk and it was a fun fight, not a life or death struggle. Sawed off son of a bitch was fast. Had me running all over the backyard to get him. He then climbed the tool shed and leapt at me. All 60 pounds of miniature, slightly out of proportion fury tackled me to the ground, then began the pummeling. Fucker was a HELL of a lot stronger than you'd think. I threw him off and it turned into a regular fight. No one won, but we had a good time proving a point. I finally got him off his feet and it was over for him. Lessons learned: They can be fast, like toddler darting into traffic fast They are strong as regular sized folks Their low center of gravity makes it a real bear but they are lighter and easiest to pick up Get them off their feet and all their advantages turn to shit |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:58:36 AM EDT
[#24]
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Midgets freak me the fuck out. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 7:59:35 AM EDT
[#25]
 Family Guy - How Many 4th Graders Could You Take On? |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:00:27 AM EDT
[#26]
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I could kick Mini Me's ass! |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:13:27 AM EDT
[#27]
A Vegas dozen
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:18:13 AM EDT
[#28]
All of them.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:21:34 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:23:50 AM EDT
[#30]
Are we talking Mini Me or Gimli?..... That red bearded dwarf is pretty stout.....
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:29:49 AM EDT
[#31]
None, I tend to shoot high
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:31:07 AM EDT
[#32]
Had this question in The Army but it was how many 5 year olds..
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:35:19 AM EDT
[#33]
It depends....
Are they preventing me from freeing the last remaining unicorn or simply trying to steal my magic carpet? The details are important |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:35:49 AM EDT
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We found a midget! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. I'm kinda bummed I was never invited to any party's. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:41:17 AM EDT
[#35]
They are called "little people", you insensitive brute!
Beware groups of those angry little bowlegged demons. They will headbutt your nutsack until it bursts.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:41:43 AM EDT
[#36]
I think your best strategy would be to get them off their feet as soon as possible. Pick one up, hoist him over your head, and bodyslam him down into one (or more) others. Toss them into walls and streetlight poles. Punching down at them would be a losing tactic as you would lose a lot of your strength and speed, and your hands would be easy for them to grab. Punting them would seem like a no-brainer, but would put you at risk of tripping as one of the sneaky bastards crept behind you and the others pushed you over backwards. Let them get you off your feet and you're a goner. No, the only way to use your superior height to your advantage would be to pick them up and toss them or slam them back down.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:45:56 AM EDT
[#37]
87
Fkn slackers!
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:47:07 AM EDT
[#38]
What kind of midgets are you fighting?
Like Peter Dinklage midgets, or Warwick Davis/Kenny Baker midgets? I think a single, well trained, Peter Dinklage midget could fuck a guy up, but you might be able to take down four Warwick Davis/Kenny Baker midgets though. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:52:22 AM EDT
[#39]
I don't know how many I can take in a fight at one time, but I do know how many midget hookers I can handle at one time.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:53:25 AM EDT
[#40]
Regular midgets or mini Ditkas?
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Posted: 4/27/2018 8:54:54 AM EDT
[#41]
Midgets or dwarves?
Not the same thing, and it seems to me that dwarves look stronger. Midgets seem kinda tiny. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:08:47 AM EDT
[#42]
Do they have knives?
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:10:42 AM EDT
[#43]
Midgets scare the shit out of me. I could outrun a pack of them easily with their stumpy little legs.
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:11:27 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:14:44 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
the problem with midgets is that they're so small and light that they don't soak up the punch. They just go flying without getting hurt, so they can come back; it's like dropping an ant from waist-height. I could stack midgets like cordwood. they might bite me on the crotch, though. That would suck. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:41:53 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you’re bitten by a midget you become a midget. That’s where they come from so I’ve heard. Also, if you hit them in the head with a stick, they turn into two gold coins, and if you dip them in hot water, it turns into Sleepy Time tea. |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:43:26 AM EDT
[#47]
1/2
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:46:57 AM EDT
[#48]
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All of them. 
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:49:07 AM EDT
[#49]
Depends.
Am I only armed with a giant pink dildo? |
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Posted: 4/27/2018 9:52:12 AM EDT
[#50]
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This for the most part. Midget strength is not synonymous with child strength for fuck sake. Public education is a mess. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. Public education is a mess. |
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