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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:05:40 PM EDT
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Cat is still alive. Dag must be lazy...
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:08:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I rock that same stache every day, and I have a van. I'm telling you, if you grow a mullet the reservation-beater Trans Am will float to you as if by magic. This has NEVER fucken failed. Seriously. like a boss.  |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:11:09 PM EDT
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Do you drive a van with 'free candy' painted on the side? With a tear stained mattress in back |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:12:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:15:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:17:26 PM EDT
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That's quite the "molestache".
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:22:30 PM EDT
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Like this?
  That's the funniest shit I've seen all morning..............OP mustache is weak sauce brother it's either full handle bars or nothinghttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556191_3680397929411_810197093_n.jpg Is that Charlie Sheen dressed up as Joseph Stalin? |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:25:12 PM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom" I too would like to know why you refer to it as a dick broom 
ETA....Mine is a womb broom  .
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:27:20 PM EDT
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"It's me Freddie Mercury, only joking. He die of AIDS." -Borat |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 11:03:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: the mustache isn't as creepy as you staring into the camera with absolutely no expression on your face.. gives off the "I'm gonna rape you " vibe Not to mention you refered to it as a "dick broom" instead of "muff mop". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Mustaches can ONLY be refered to as dick brooms. Muff mop is a misnomer, because no man with a mustache is heterosexual. http://www.pochepictures.com/images/frye1.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0XeSTbIaA0E/UEUz8IuE80I/AAAAAAAAA6g/eLVO9j32A38/s1600/936full-tom-selleck.jpg These men disagree.  |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 11:13:39 PM EDT
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aint got shit on Thurber's stache. It even has its own facebook page
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Posted: 11/10/2012 12:09:33 AM EDT
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Realize there is a natural progression to shaving off a beard.
1. Shave beard to goatee. 2. Shave goatee to ex-con stache. 3. Shave ex-con stache to cop stache. 4. Shave cop stache to Hittler stache. |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 12:14:50 AM EDT
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Thread is going pretty much exactly as I expected it to 
ETA: More fuel for the fire. Heres me in college. http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/graham1775/IMG_1499.jpg So from college to now, you still haven't been able to grow a real mustache That pic is from 2009. Is that a JewFRo?? 
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Posted: 11/10/2012 12:31:44 AM EDT
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There is not nearly enough photochopping in this thread...
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Posted: 11/10/2012 12:36:30 AM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom" I always heard the term "dick brush".
Dude, WTF? Are you going for the ironic hipster look? Sorry, but lame. My GF can't stop laughing. She said you would be cute if you lost it. Lose it, seriously! |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 12:54:26 AM EDT
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Do you drive a van with 'free candy' painted on the side? Seems legit. |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 1:01:48 AM EDT
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That sex change went okay?
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Posted: 11/10/2012 1:19:55 AM EDT
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Mr. Axelrod likes your meat sweeper.
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Posted: 11/10/2012 1:23:53 AM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom" This could be a coming out thread? |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 1:42:16 AM EDT
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I'm not really surprised at the abundance 'men' projecting their compulsion to think of dicksucking upon seeing a time honored symbol of manhood, the mustache.
I'll bet not one of you has ever uttered such shit to a stranger while standing in front of them. Amiright?
OP, the man makes the mustache, rock it with confidence if not, lose it. |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 1:46:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: Realize there is a natural progression to shaving off a beard. 1. Shave beard to goatee. 2. Shave goatee to ex-con stache. 3. Shave ex-con stache to cop stache. 4. Shave cop stache to Hittler stache. 5. Realize each step was creepier than the last? |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 2:22:46 AM EDT
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Not creepy.
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Posted: 11/10/2012 2:27:33 AM EDT
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Benign.
Does someone need a hug? |
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Posted: 11/10/2012 2:29:08 AM EDT
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Your mustache looks fine OP.
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Posted: 11/10/2012 3:06:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2012 3:20:06 AM EDT
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Can grow a better 'stache than the OP. Easily. Will start it now.
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Posted: 11/10/2012 3:54:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2012 3:56:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2012 4:01:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/15/2012 3:48:32 PM EDT
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Going to keep this mustache alive, and since I am bumping, here is my own.  |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:28:05 PM EDT
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I still got that 5 bucks OP.
Almost spent it today––but I didn't. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:35:48 PM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom" Cock Mop sounds better. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:37:04 PM EDT
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Looks like a eyebrow over an asshole
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:45:33 PM EDT
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Dude, grow the handlebars and buy a 10-gallon hat - it's all good
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:55:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:46:03 PM EDT
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Dag and Kitteh are both terribly embarrassed by your grooming fail.
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