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Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:33:13 PM EDT
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How ya doing faucet?
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How ya doing faucet?


Meh. Same as most Mondays.

You?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:34:23 PM EDT
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Meh. Same as most Mondays.

You?
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How ya doing faucet?


Meh. Same as most Mondays.

You?


Going to be broke soon, but this is a good thing.  

Yup, it's Monday alright.  Not really feeling it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:35:16 PM EDT
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No deliveries yet Moses.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:41:38 PM EDT
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I'm old and broken.
My heart couldn't take that.
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She could be your sexy nurse.

I'm old and broken.
My heart couldn't take that.

She may know CPR.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:42:33 PM EDT
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Hate chicken!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:49:22 PM EDT
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Hello, sugar!

Hope this day has greeted you with sunshine and lollipops!
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:52:38 PM EDT
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Hello, sugar!

Hope this day has greeted you with sunshine and lollipops!
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Hello, sugar!

Hope this day has greeted you with sunshine and lollipops!


It greeted me with a cup of coffee, does that count?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:55:17 PM EDT
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Smells like teen spirit
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She may know CPR.
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She could be your sexy nurse.

I'm old and broken.
My heart couldn't take that.

She may know CPR.

Well, in that case, I'll take 2.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:55:46 PM EDT
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Nirvana is not classic rock.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:56:38 PM EDT
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Nirvana is not classic rock.
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:56:46 PM EDT
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

Hide in my basement?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:57:39 PM EDT
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So, BO covered up by liberal applications of Axe body spray?

 
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 4:58:43 PM EDT
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

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Rain check. Ignore females. Acquire currency.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:00:26 PM EDT
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Rain check. Ignore females. Acquire currency.
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

Hide in my basement?


Rain check. Ignore females. Acquire currency.


But, but.....she is pretty cute.  Besides, all of my currency is going towards a new furnace, AC, and gutters.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:00:42 PM EDT
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

Hide in my basement?
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I'd go to work and schedule a make up "get together."
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:01:02 PM EDT
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

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If you have to work, you have to work. Now is not the time to mess with your employment.
If you are interested in S, just tell her you'd really like to go, but can't because of work.
Maybe you can work out a rain check.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:01:20 PM EDT
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So, BO covered up by liberal applications of Axe body spray?  
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So, BO covered up by liberal applications of Axe body spray?  


No...just the sweat of Kurt Cobaine.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:01:56 PM EDT
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But, but.....she is pretty cute.  Besides, all of my currency is going towards a new furnace, AC, and gutters.
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

Hide in my basement?


Rain check. Ignore females. Acquire currency.


But, but.....she is pretty cute.  Besides, all of my currency is going towards a new furnace, AC, and gutters.

Not if your interest in females outweighs your interest in work.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:03:07 PM EDT
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But, but.....she is pretty cute.  Besides, all of my currency is going towards a new furnace, AC, and gutters.
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

Hide in my basement?


Rain check. Ignore females. Acquire currency.


But, but.....she is pretty cute.  Besides, all of my currency is going towards a new furnace, AC, and gutters.


Rain check. If you bail on work just to hang out, you'll reek of desperation. Women aren't attracted to that.

Tell her "I can't hang out with you...yet. I'll call you later" and then call her some other day.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:03:09 PM EDT
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

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If you have paid sick time, fo.

If not, inform her of the dilemma along with the desire to "hang out", and offer a get-together of your own design.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:03:22 PM EDT
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I am kinda of thinking the same thing that you guys are.  As cute as she is, it can wait.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:04:06 PM EDT
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Well I'm a little bit closer to being a responsible adult.  I know have all my vehicle and property insurance through the same company.




On the upside I have a $0 deductible on my guns
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:04:25 PM EDT
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I like the hate chicken saice too.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:05:07 PM EDT
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Alright....what the heck is hate chicken?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:05:13 PM EDT
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What is it then? Define classic rock first.
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:05:38 PM EDT
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Uhhhhhhh.... Chik-Fil-A.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:05:50 PM EDT
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Chic-Fil-A.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:06:27 PM EDT
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Advise time you guys, I need some.

Here is the story....A friend of mine's girlfriend has a friend (we'll call her S) that goes to the same church that I attend, anyway...yesterday S and I were talking after church and she highly suggested that I go to a get together at her house on Saturday....the problem, I am working.  What advice do you guys have for me.....

Should I call in sick to work and go?

No go, and take a rain check?

Hide in my basement?
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Assuming S is interesting, pretty, or both: Shift / schedule change or vacation / PTO.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:06:28 PM EDT
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:07:03 PM EDT
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Well I'm a little bit closer to being a responsible adult.  I know have all my vehicle and property insurance through the same company.




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I should insure my guns.  
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:08:00 PM EDT
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I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.
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Smells like teen spirit

Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.

Alternative rock you mean.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:08:24 PM EDT
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I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.




Grunge is what happens when we lower our standards and allow any dirty smelly jobless cretin with a guitar to become famous.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:09:04 PM EDT
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You guys are so smart.  Thank you for reinforcing what I had already knew.
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Alternative rock you mean.
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.

Alternative rock you mean.

Which is a sub genre of you're a towel.

I'm going home. Later fartasses.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:09:10 PM EDT
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Tell her you'll be happy to come by and knock the bottom out of it after work
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:09:38 PM EDT
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If you get a raincheck, chances are you'll have time alone with her.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:09:43 PM EDT
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Grunge is what happens when we lower our standards and allow any dirty smelly jobless cretin with a guitar to become famous.
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.




Grunge is what happens when we lower our standards and allow any dirty smelly jobless cretin with a guitar to become famous.

Grunge started in the 60's?????
I learned something new today.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:09:54 PM EDT
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Nirvana is not classic rock.

What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.




Grunge is what happens when we lower our standards and allow any dirty smelly jobless cretin with a guitar to become famous.


You mean like all those classic rock guys?
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:09:57 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with grunge
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:10:25 PM EDT
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Now I'm leaving for real.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:11:56 PM EDT
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I should insure my guns.  
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Well I'm a little bit closer to being a responsible adult.  I know have all my vehicle and property insurance through the same company.




On the upside I have a $0 deductible on my guns

I should insure my guns.  



It was really cheap
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:12:34 PM EDT
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But you keep coming back.
It's like someone is throwing a tennis ball.
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Except for Pearl Jam, and Nirvana, grunge is alright.  Mud Honey is a pretty awesome band, so is the Melvins.
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Later man, have a good afternoon.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:13:33 PM EDT
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But you keep coming back.
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But you keep coming back.
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Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:13:37 PM EDT
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Which is a sub genre of you're a towel.

I'm going home. Later fartasses.
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What is it then? Define classic rock first.

Nirvana came out of the grunge scene in Seattle. Therefore, it is classic grunge if anything.

I'll accept that. It is however old enough to be played on classic rock stations. Grunge is a sub genre of rock after all.

Alternative rock you mean.

Which is a sub genre of you're a towel.

I'm going home. Later fartasses.

I don't know why, but that has me laughing uncontrollably. And now wingweaver is looking at me like I've lost my damn mind.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:15:26 PM EDT
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You shut your whore mouth about nirvana!
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I think that this is our first fight.
Link Posted: 9/29/2014 5:21:18 PM EDT
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844 Days to Go!

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