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Posted: 2/19/2022 3:26:14 PM EDT
Crack it and spit out the shell, leaving only the edible seed in their mouth?
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:27:38 PM EDT
[#1]
I don't know, but I bet they give great blowjobs.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:28:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Your wife must be very unhappy
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:28:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:28:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Just one seed? My tongue is magic....
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:29:16 PM EDT
[#5]
You don't know how to eat sunflower seeds?
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:29:23 PM EDT
[#6]
A talent of tongue.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:29:53 PM EDT
[#7]


Very easily
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:30:25 PM EDT
[#8]
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Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:31:27 PM EDT
[#9]
OP has no tongue.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:33:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Unless you had mouth cancer and you’re missing part of you mouth I’m not sure how this is a skill that needs mastering
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:34:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:36:13 PM EDT
[#12]
You wanna talk about skill, Ive seen bitches that could tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue! A sunflower seed is nothing compared to that skillset!
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:36:20 PM EDT
[#13]
Lol wut
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:38:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Buy them shelled duh
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:41:30 PM EDT
[#15]
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That trick was my non verbal pickup line for women .

Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:42:15 PM EDT
[#16]
How do you not know how to do that?

How did you learn to tie your shoes?
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:48:37 PM EDT
[#17]
Lmfao. I can put a handful of sunflower seeds in my mouth and separate shells using my teeth and tongue. I learned how at like 8 yrs old
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:52:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Wait until op finds out about bagels.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:55:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Store multiple seeds in left side of mouth, one at a time transfer to the right side, crack open, eat seed, spit shell
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:57:10 PM EDT
[#20]
I don't
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:57:12 PM EDT
[#21]
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Exactly.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:57:54 PM EDT
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Crack it and spit out the shell, leaving only the edible seed in their mouth?
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I can do that and prefer salted sunflower seeds.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 3:58:14 PM EDT
[#23]
Ask your husband.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:02:31 PM EDT
[#24]
In the future we have these

Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:02:58 PM EDT
[#25]
Can you tied a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:05:14 PM EDT
[#26]
Pretty easy. When the weather is warm I toss a handful in my mouth and spit the shell out the window. Side of my workvan is usually littered with sunflower seeds.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:06:09 PM EDT
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My wife used to be able to do that
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:07:27 PM EDT
[#28]
Easy.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:11:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:13:29 PM EDT
[#30]
When I was a kid I didn’t realize how it worked. Used to just chew the whole thing to get the salt and spit it out. That was a good laugh when someone was like what the hell are you doing.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:19:22 PM EDT
[#31]
Get the Jumbo's from David & Son. These crack easily between the cusps of your teeth. With your tongue, separate shells and meat kernel. Push the shells out of your mouth with your tongue. Eat the rest. Wash down with Diet Pepsi.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:21:01 PM EDT
[#32]
With a gentle motion of the tongue.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:24:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:25:40 PM EDT
[#34]
I dated a girl you used to show off tying Maraschino cherry stems in her drinks in a knot.

I can’t comment beyond that….


Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:27:14 PM EDT
[#35]
A guy I work with claims that processing seeds is a great way to stay awake on long car drives.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:29:16 PM EDT
[#36]
I save time and effort by eating them whole including shell.  Same thing with peanuts
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:30:26 PM EDT
[#37]
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Except I do mine. I do mine from the right and its a handfull.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:32:34 PM EDT
[#38]
I learned about the same time that I learned how to blow a bubble with Bazooka Joe gum.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:34:11 PM EDT
[#39]
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Get the Jumbo's from David & Son. These crack easily between the cusps of your teeth. With your tongue, separate shells and meat kernel. Push the shells out of your mouth with your tongue. Eat the rest. Wash down with Diet Pepsi.
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I recently found Chinook seeds. A better quality seed and none of the half bug eaten seed.

I go through the bigger bag a day when I'm on heavy equipment.


Link Posted: 2/19/2022 4:35:15 PM EDT
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Key word being WIFE. Once you give them that title, all the good things are a thing of the past. LOL That's why my post said GIRLFRIENDS, not wives.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 8:36:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2022 8:40:34 PM EDT
[#42]
Practice.
The same way you learn how to tie a Cherry stem into a knot in your mouth using only your tongue.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 8:41:37 PM EDT
[#43]
Go spit your hick food somewhere else.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 8:42:05 PM EDT
[#44]
Same way I eat the chocolate part of a peanut butter m&m, then the peanut butter center. Or peanut variety.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 9:01:15 PM EDT
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Buy them shelled duh
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I'll go be poor somewhere else.
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How do you not know how to do that?

How did you learn to tie your shoes?
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I have a servant to tie them for me.  Don't you?
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 9:15:01 PM EDT
[#46]
I don't know, but for several days I was around a guy that did that all day long.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 9:16:51 PM EDT
[#47]
I just chew them up and eat it all.
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 9:17:14 PM EDT
[#48]
Someone never coached little league baseball…..
Link Posted: 2/19/2022 9:21:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2022 9:21:22 PM EDT
[#50]
I just eat them the way they are. Shell & all.
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