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Posted: 9/16/2024 6:38:51 AM EST

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Hot

Posted: 9/16/2024 6:43:35 AM EST

[#2]

Black as sin and twice as strong

Posted: 9/16/2024 6:43:41 AM EST

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Caustic.

Posted: 9/16/2024 6:46:25 AM EST

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Day old Eight O’clock or Tim Horton from the fridge, coconut creamer. On the road hot coffee it’s RaceTrac or Wawa dark roast with a little creamer.

Posted: 9/16/2024 6:54:46 AM EST

[#5]

Like I prefer my women - blonde and bitter.

That works better when talking about beer

Posted: 9/16/2024 7:18:28 AM EST

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Expected this:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Choceur-Dark-Chocolate-Espresso-Beans-7-oz/11551669911?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=102554251&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=c&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075&wl5=&wl6=&wl7=&wl10=Walmart&wl11=Online&wl12=11551669911_10002573624&wl14=chocolate%20esspresso%20beans&veh=sem&msclkid=db196f0cef301fdb471209e4ce404cba&gclid=db196f0cef301fdb471209e4ce404cba&gclsrc=3p.ds

Doesn’t 87% of GD over-indulge in WalMart “prime rib” etc?

Posted: 9/16/2024 8:05:55 AM EST

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A mix of regular and decaf Kirkland fine ground dark roast in the big cans. Normal coffee maker. If I'm doing instant, it's always the Juan Valdez brand, which is absolutely fantastic.

Posted: 9/16/2024 8:49:03 AM EST

[#8]

Strong with heavy cream

Posted: 9/16/2024 8:50:21 AM EST

[#9]

Black.

Posted: 9/16/2024 8:52:38 AM EST

[#10]

Purity Keurig pods because I don't drink 5 cups in a morning, I drink one.

I also like my coffee sweet and blonde, like me.

Posted: 9/16/2024 8:53:42 AM EST

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...just like your women?

Posted: 9/16/2024 9:34:21 AM EST

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That's usually the first thing that comes to my mind in any GD coffee thread.

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I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

That's usually the first thing that comes to my mind in any GD coffee thread.

Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene

Posted: 9/16/2024 9:42:55 AM EST

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I like the smell of a fresh pot of coffee, but I can't stand the taste of it.

A cup of black coffee, even spendy or boutique brand black coffee tastes to me like what I'd imagine you'd taste, if you were to get a small scope of fresh top soil and brew it....

They only way I can drink it, is if its some Fru Fru crap, like a Carmel MaciWhatsIt.... I only allow myself to have one of those every 3-4 months for weight/health purposes...

Strangely I have had a Steak marinated in coffee or coffee grounds, not bad at all, I've have had coffee flavored M&Ms, pretty good, and chocolate covered coffee beans... Nice road trip snack to help you stay away..

Regular black coffee, Pass...

Now Unsweetened Tea, I'll drink a gallon of that in two days.

Posted: 9/16/2024 9:44:15 AM EST

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I liked a huge cup of whatever brand available with French vanilla creamer.

I say "liked" because sadly, the doctors have said no more coffee for me.

Posted: 9/16/2024 9:51:54 AM EST

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Posted: 9/16/2024 10:00:42 AM EST

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I don't know who's worse, those heathens, or the ones who put things like bacon, sour cream, butter on their baked potato.

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Posted: 9/16/2024 10:02:20 AM EST

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I like my coffee like I like my women...

hot and bitter.

Posted: 9/16/2024 10:04:22 AM EST

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Ground up, in the freezer?

Posted: 9/16/2024 10:04:30 AM EST

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Light Moca color, sweet with low self esteem

Posted: 9/16/2024 10:14:59 AM EST

[#20]

Like I like my women: Hot, black, straight and just a little bitter.

Mostly: https://volcanicacoffee.com/products/tanzania-peaberry-coffee

Posted: 9/16/2024 10:25:56 AM EST

[#21]

Double shot of espresso with some steamed milk and sugar. I like it strong. I want my coffee to show up on a drug test, and punch me in the face while I'm drinking it.

I also have a K Cup machine, and it's just not very strong at all. I might have a cup of that as a second cup in the morning. In fact, I think I will have a cup now.

Posted: 9/16/2024 10:58:32 AM EST

[#22]

Light roast - Gesha - from Panama (within 2 weeks of roast date printed on the bag) 18 grams whole bean fresh ground

9-14 bars of pressure at 195* F for 22-30 seconds = 36 grams espresso (double shot)

With steamed low pasteurized whole milk 150ml at 150* F

Total 175-200ml (flat white or cappuccino) in an Ancap cup

Posted: 9/16/2024 11:02:57 AM EST

[#23]

fresh and black, don't you dare stick my mug in the microwave

Posted: 9/16/2024 11:58:00 AM EST

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I don't know who's worse, those heathens, or the ones who put things like bacon, sour cream, butter on their baked potato.

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Posted: 9/16/2024 12:02:00 PM EST

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It was my sarcastic reply to those who think coffee has to be consumed black.

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:03:40 PM EST

[#26]

No beans. Coffee "beans" are actually seeds.

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:06:33 PM EST

[#27]

Folgers Black Silk, run through a French press. I haven't looked at the other thread.

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:07:11 PM EST

[#28]

Usually a K-Cup of Costco "Pacific Bold" with a light splash of creamer.

While in Europe it's always a local double espresso.

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:33:38 PM EST

[#29]

I take my coffee like Bill Cosby. Black and spiked !

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:35:22 PM EST

[#30]

I like my coffee the way I like my woman.

Without other peoples' dicks in it.

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:42:26 PM EST

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It'll make you poop like there's no tomorrow, that's for sure.

Posted: 9/16/2024 12:43:23 PM EST

[#32]

Irish

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:07:00 PM EST

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It was my sarcastic reply to those who think coffee has to be consumed black.

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It was my sarcastic reply to those who think coffee has to be consumed black.

I like strong, black coffee. It doesn't matter to me how others drink theirs.

I have my opinions and preferences, but I actually try to do this:

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Posted: 9/16/2024 1:08:28 PM EST

[#34]

Affluent and highly educated educated

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:17:31 PM EST

[#35]

Light and sweet, and strong. Not gonna lie, I laugh at the idea of the 500 calorie ten dollar coffee shop stuff, but when my wife goes, which is infrequently, I ask her to get me something sweet, cold, with four or five shots in it.

Also, we had a middle eastern restaurant in our area many years ago that would serve authentic Turkish coffee - the stuff that was like hot black sand. I'd have three or four after dinner, loading them each with sugar, and man o man, that was the closest legal way I've even been to experiencing 80s coke.

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:23:08 PM EST

[#36]

Depends on time of day.
AM- Flat white
PM- Affogato with a small cookie or bit of cobbler.
Before taking the car out for an afternoon spin, double espresso with a splash of cream.

That said, may I direct you to a coffee-related thread?
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/The-very-best-way-to-start-the-day-/142-2711500/

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:26:17 PM EST

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Comin' from Uranus to check my style

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:26:39 PM EST

[#38]

Black iced coffee with a hint of sugar. If it has to be hot coffee, black, nothing added.

This is assuming we're starting out here with high quality coffee. This all changes dramatically if the coffee is coming from a gas station or McDonalds

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The same way I like my women.

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Posted: 9/16/2024 1:27:05 PM EST

[#39]

Black, like my men.

ETA: Already beaten to the line in Airplane. Oh well.

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:30:25 PM EST

[#40]

Black with one sugar.

Ground coffee filtered through a drip coffee maker.
4 cups every morning.

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:37:48 PM EST

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Fify

Posted: 9/16/2024 1:47:26 PM EST

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So you eat a baked potato with nothing on it?
And your pasta doesn't have sauce?
What about salad? No dressing?

Or are you agreeing with me?

Posted: 9/16/2024 2:01:18 PM EST

[#43]

Like this...

We also roast our own occasionally and have a simple little Behmor 1600 to play with.

Posted: 9/16/2024 2:03:18 PM EST

[#44]

I have 20 oz of dark roast Colombian every morning. That's about it.

Posted: 9/16/2024 2:06:31 PM EST

[#45]

With 1/2+1/2

Posted: 9/16/2024 2:11:20 PM EST

[#46]

I like some of the flavored coffees-Kauai or Barney's on occasion or the plain McDonald's light roast with some Sweet Italian cream creamer. My old Mr. Coffee maker has been a good friend and keeps me going. I had a Kuerig at one time but didn't care for it. It's not a bad unit but it doesn't make enough coffee for me when I need it. One cup at a time ain't workin'.