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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:24:48 PM EDT
"Station 6, Ladder 6, assist <deleted> EMS, <address deleted> Drive, Econo Lodge, sponge stuck in female genitals."
Ladder 6 showed a marked lack of enthusiasm when they responded. 
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:25:34 PM EDT
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Today?
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:26:19 PM EDT
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Today? Yesterday. |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:26:42 PM EDT
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Well...at least she was trying to clean up the wharf, so to speak.
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:27:16 PM EDT
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Dude she was porking was bigger than she thought and it got pushed way the fuck up in there.
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:27:38 PM EDT
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Ladder 6???
I've heard the hot dog/hallway joke, but a ladder truck?? Dayum. |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:28:21 PM EDT
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I'd guess morbidly obese and couldn't tell the difference between fat roll/cave and vagina.
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:34:24 PM EDT
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I haven't talked to anybody directly involved. My daughter might get the details for me if I don't hear something otherwise.
I have three theories: 1. Very large person and a missing tampon. 2. Extreme lack of personal care and cleanliness for many weeks resulting in... I don't know - embedded and encrusted tampon? 3. I could have swore there was a spermicidal sponge in here somewhere. Prostitution is fairly common at that hotel, so #3 is likely. |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:38:24 PM EDT
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Today? Yesterday. Just for giggles, Google the words "today" and "sponge" together. |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:39:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:40:40 PM EDT
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Just for giggles, Google the words "today" and "sponge" together. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Today? Yesterday. Just for giggles, Google the words "today" and "sponge" together. Whoosh! I totally missed it. I don't need to Google it. Well played, sir. 
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:47:31 PM EDT
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If this is real why would they need a ladder co.?
Wouldn't she be transported to the hospital for removal ? Maybe the EMT's needed the muscle to get her fat ass on a gurney and in the ambulance ? |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:48:04 PM EDT
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They really send your ladder for that?
Sounds like bs |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:50:13 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm hung to back the fuck up out of this thread.
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:51:25 PM EDT
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How do you get that out?
Tie it to a doorknob and slam the door? |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:51:29 PM EDT
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They really send your ladder for that?
Sounds like bs Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients. 
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:52:57 PM EDT
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Maybe she's a huge bitch, so they need a ladder to get up there???
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:53:02 PM EDT
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You my friend get the first pick of the steaks and as much beer as you like
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Dude she was porking was bigger than she thought and it got pushed way the fuck up in there. |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:53:19 PM EDT
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Crazy double post
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:53:42 PM EDT
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Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients.
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They really send your ladder for that?
Sounds like bs Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients.
They do the exact same thing here. |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:56:18 PM EDT
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Probably was something like this:
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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:58:33 PM EDT
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Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients.
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They really send your ladder for that?
Sounds like bs Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients.
Wow. Waste of money and resources. Here if we need the fire department to respond to a call we have to specifically request what equipment we need. Or else they will ask us if we need a medic or an engine or both or what it is. Call takers ask callers that too |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 1:00:08 PM EDT
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You guys are all negative Nancies. I am sure she was an insanely hot young woman, who needed the help of some big strong fire fighters for her amazing coochie
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Posted: 6/10/2016 1:16:40 PM EDT
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Oddly enough, it was dispatched to EMS as a 30 Bravo (Traumatic Injury).
FD dispatches with descriptive language and EMS dispatches with MPDS. There really isn't an MPDS code that fits. I'll bet the dispatcher had the thought cross their mind to use 22 (Inaccessible Incident/Entrapments) or 27 (Stab/Gunshot/Penetrating Trauma). 
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Posted: 6/10/2016 1:20:50 PM EDT
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I know a guy who was an OBGYN, he said that removing old sponges, and tampons was the nastiest shit he did.
Damn near made him vomit from the nasty smell |
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Posted: 6/10/2016 1:24:02 PM EDT
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We call that call here an "ill person"
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Posted: 6/10/2016 1:57:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/10/2016 2:01:55 PM EDT
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Maybe they meant a bladder truck.
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Posted: 6/10/2016 2:05:14 PM EDT
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I haven't talked to anybody directly involved. My daughter might get the details for me if I don't hear something otherwise. I have three theories: 1. Very large person and a missing tampon. 2. Extreme lack of personal care and cleanliness for many weeks resulting in... I don't know - embedded and encrusted tampon? 3. I could have swore there was a spermicidal sponge in here somewhere. Prostitution is fairly common at that hotel, so #3 is likely. and for bringing this up
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Posted: 6/10/2016 2:08:29 PM EDT
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No ones linked the old Sienfeld sponge episode??!?
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Posted: 6/10/2016 2:22:41 PM EDT
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They really send your ladder for that?
Sounds like bs Nope. Fire Departments do the same thing all around the country. It's for stats and nothing more. At the end of the year when they go out trying to sell their tax millage's they can claim, "LOOK YOUR FIRE DEPARTMENT RESPONDED TO 87 MILLION CALLS THIS YEAR!" When in reality they didn't need to go on 80% of the medical calls when the private sector ambulance service gets there first and transports the person anyways. Waiting for the Firefighters to get up off their Lazy Boy's and put their wash mits down to tell me why they think they need to bring THIS truck to a chest pains or a broken ankle call... 
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Posted: 6/11/2016 12:11:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/11/2016 12:13:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/11/2016 9:52:36 AM EDT
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Maybe she's a huge bitch, so they need a ladder to get up there??? No, you place the ladder cross-wise so you don't fall in. You use a gaffing hook to snag the sponge and drag it out. |
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Posted: 6/11/2016 9:57:55 AM EDT
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sounds like a amature porn shoot and she doesn't know how to get it out
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Posted: 6/11/2016 10:14:57 AM EDT
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We call that call here an "ill person" Unknown medical here 
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Posted: 6/11/2016 10:26:14 AM EDT
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Ours would be "Dispatched on a medical call. In-Charge officer call in to dispatch."
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Posted: 6/11/2016 10:36:41 AM EDT
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A space suit, a tarpon gaff and a winch. Need an experianced spelunker wearing the suit.
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Posted: 6/11/2016 10:50:36 AM EDT
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You know those Blend-Tek vids.......
"Will it blend"? |
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Posted: 6/11/2016 10:53:14 AM EDT
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I haven't talked to anybody directly involved. My daughter might get the details for me if I don't hear something otherwise. I have three theories: 1. Very large person and a missing tampon. 2. Extreme lack of personal care and cleanliness for many weeks resulting in... I don't know - embedded and encrusted tampon? 3. I could have swore there was a spermicidal sponge in here somewhere. Prostitution is fairly common at that hotel, so #3 is likely. Option #4 She was lonely and this is the only way she could get a man to look up her cooter..............
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Posted: 6/11/2016 12:59:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/11/2016 8:42:03 PM EDT
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A space suit, a tarpon gaff and a winch. Need an experianced spelunker wearing the suit. My eyes are tired and I misread that as "tampon gaff". I thought for a moment that I learned a new term.
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Posted: 6/11/2016 8:48:02 PM EDT
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe.
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Posted: 6/11/2016 8:58:53 PM EDT
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We talking a dish sponge?
I thought Today sponges were discontinued years ago, hence "spongeworthy." |
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Posted: 6/11/2016 9:13:32 PM EDT
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Today? I saw what you did before you had to explain it. Lol |
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Posted: 6/11/2016 9:14:17 PM EDT
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe. This right here. |
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Posted: 6/11/2016 9:19:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We talking a dish sponge? I thought Today sponges were discontinued years ago, hence "spongeworthy."  |
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Posted: 6/11/2016 10:57:50 PM EDT
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe. That would give support to the prostitute theory.
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Posted: 6/11/2016 11:02:18 PM EDT
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Sounds like a call for my non medic partner in the back on this call.
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Posted: 6/11/2016 11:12:29 PM EDT
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Nothing but the finest motels here. There was a childbirth at the Motel 6 last week. EMS didn't get involved until afterwards - when the bleeding wouldn't stop. A ladder rolled on that one also.
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Posted: 6/11/2016 11:49:50 PM EDT
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That would give support to the prostitute theory.
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe. That would give support to the prostitute theory.
I seen that. They use makeup sponges. They use them on creampie scenes as well. |
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