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Posted: 7/12/2017 5:32:59 PM EDT

[#1]

I do not negotiate with terrorists.

Posted: 7/12/2017 5:35:10 PM EDT

[#2]

I was out at "legal", he's dead.

Posted: 7/12/2017 5:45:22 PM EDT

[#3]

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...I'd kill the kidnappers, purely on principle.

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The victims are already dead. This is now about vengeance.

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:07:04 AM EDT

[#4]

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Let's say it's a life or death reason, like a kidnapping of a family member (one that you care for, not an ex-wife)
It's 2pm local time, on a Thursday, so the banks are still open
It must be in the form of US currency - literally cash in hand

The rules:
You must obtain the money legally
You can borrow from friends or family, with OR without the need to pay it back
You can sell whatever you own
You CANNOT touch retirement accounts like a 401K, IRA and the like

poll inbound

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I'd haggle.

if that didn't work, let kidnappers know they kidnapped the wrong person, and to tell the family member that I love them and all, but it's just too damn much money, no hard feelings, right?

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:13:32 AM EDT

[#5]

I can't. Time to go John Wick on some motherfuckers.

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:30:15 AM EDT

[#6]

As fast as the banks move.

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:30:41 AM EDT

[#7]

$100,000

Cash me outside, how bout dat?

I just spent $5500 this week in jaqufrost's threads. Running a little low tonight.

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:38:48 AM EDT

[#8]

Not happening, period.

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:44:43 AM EDT

[#9]

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...I'd kill the kidnappers, purely on principle.

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Well, he solved my problems!

Posted: 7/13/2017 12:49:45 AM EDT

[#10]

Probably a lot faster than raising a million, for the next poll.

Posted: 7/13/2017 3:01:36 AM EDT

[#11]

Weekend forget it. Business day a matter of a few hours or a day..depends. What is it with all these threads about money as of late. Do all the basement dwellers on here sit around wringing their hands being concerned about what others have. Most of us on here are just regular working stiffs that have built up assets over multiple decades of working and not throwing our money away on hookers and blow..

Posted: 7/13/2017 3:02:38 AM EDT

[#12]

Well my house build would stop in a hurry. But as fast as I need it.

Posted: 7/13/2017 3:39:05 PM EDT

[#13]

If I put my house up for sale for 100K I could probably have a check in hand within a day.

Posted: 7/13/2017 3:42:36 PM EDT

[#14]

I tried withdrawing $11,000 last year and it took 3 days to do it.

I doubt there are any banks around here with that much on hand.

Posted: 7/13/2017 3:46:38 PM EDT

[#15]

It was nice knowing them.

Posted: 7/13/2017 3:58:10 PM EDT

[#16]

Can't touch retirement accounts? Probably not gonna happen. I could maybe *just* squeeze it by liquidating most everything, but there'd have to be a hell of a motivator.

Posted: 7/13/2017 4:00:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Not sure the local bank is able to produce $100,000 on demand.

Posted: 7/13/2017 4:00:31 PM EDT

[#18]

I would need to borrow it from family, but 12 hrs max to have the cash in hand.

Posted: 7/13/2017 4:03:25 PM EDT

[#19]

Depends on how much cash my bank has on hand, last time I took out $50,000 to buy a car i had to go to 2 banks to withdraw that much money

Posted: 7/13/2017 4:05:06 PM EDT

[#20]

Depends on how long it takes that Nigerian Prince to send me my 500 million after I reply to his e-mail!

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:02:33 PM EDT

[#21]

Depends on the day of the week and what time the banks safe deposit vault opens.

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:25:06 PM EDT

[#22]

Time to fire up the laser printer.

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:44:10 PM EDT

[#23]

LOL I can MAYBE do 5k for the funeral expenses.....it won't be a flashy funeral but it'll do.

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:46:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Nope
I'd be calling my father I guess.
Maybe 48hrs?

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:46:29 PM EDT

[#25]

I could withdraw it from a bank account, but I doubt that even the La Jolla branch of my bank has that much cash on hand. I'd have to call them first.

I'd probably just give Drsalee a call and see if he has that much lying around.

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:54:06 PM EDT

[#26]

"Daddy loves you, and will miss you".

Posted: 7/13/2017 5:55:19 PM EDT

[#27]

My 401k is available to me in the event of an emergency. Fuck your rules.

Posted: 7/13/2017 6:11:27 PM EDT

[#28]

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My 401k is available to me in the event of an emergency. Fuck your rules.

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In 21 days I will be eligible to withdraw funds from my IRAs without any tax penalty.

Posted: 7/13/2017 6:15:09 PM EDT

[#29]

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My only option would be to borrow it from family

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This, then repay in 2 months or so from land sales.

Posted: 7/13/2017 6:42:25 PM EDT

[#30]

Oh hell, I keep that in a shoe box in my Mini...

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Posted: 7/13/2017 7:14:32 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Let's say it's a life or death reason, like a kidnapping of a family member (one that you care for, not an ex-wife)
It's 2pm local time, on a Thursday, so the banks are still open
It must be in the form of US currency - literally cash in hand

The rules:
You must obtain the money legally
You can borrow from friends or family, with OR without the need to pay it back
You can sell whatever you own
You CANNOT touch retirement accounts like a 401K, IRA and the like

poll inbound

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You need to add "mount commando raid" to the poll, since that's the only way I'm gonna get my people back.

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