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Posted: 3/23/2019 11:44:29 PM EDT

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A thread about killing people for greed....cmon GD, seriously

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No, no, no. You got it all wrong. We're killing because we hate humanity. The money is just a little bonus to make it interesting.

Posted: 3/23/2019 11:52:21 PM EDT

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I changed the rules because the OP's version is stupid.
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My thread my rules. you didn't build this!

Posted: 3/23/2019 11:55:45 PM EDT

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@Pesty

Have you seen this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://youtu.be/LJQ-LZYAMBQ

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Yes, yes! Exactly like this!

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:05:39 AM EDT

[#4]

Push 4 times. Buy super bowl air time , televise push 5 and 6. Hold the world hostage.

Or 0. And destroy the button.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:11:34 AM EDT

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I'd have 6 million. Chances are slim I'd know anyone that dies and I live happily ever after.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:24:21 AM EDT

[#6]

87................

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:27:03 AM EDT

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JFC

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Seriously? With the bullshit you post?

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:27:50 AM EDT

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Push 4 times. Buy super bowl air time , televise push 5 and 6. Hold the world hostage.

Or 0. And destroy the button.

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That's a good idea. you could ransom the world to not push the button.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:28:46 AM EDT

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Seriously? With the bullshit you post?

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JFC

Seriously? With the bullshit you post?

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:32:05 AM EDT

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https://i.imgur.com/A1cU4iI.png

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Touche’ El Capitain. Touche’.

Posted: 3/24/2019 2:50:14 AM EDT

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I was waiting for that.

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@Pesty

Have you seen this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://youtu.be/LJQ-LZYAMBQ

I was waiting for that.

Yeah that’s funny.

Posted: 3/24/2019 2:54:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/24/2019 3:18:12 AM EDT

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It's quite possible that every time I push that button, a monster of a person dies.

87% of GD wants a noose around certain peoples' necks without a trial, how is this different?

Posted: 3/24/2019 3:24:34 AM EDT

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I would push the OP's shit in, if he stayed still long enough.

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Shitpost rating 9.

Posted: 3/24/2019 3:27:53 AM EDT

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yes, you're not immune to the button. No one is.

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Am I one of the random people? If not, keep pushing that shit like the button on an Atari joystick playing Asteroid

yes, you're not immune to the button. No one is.

Here's the thing. You know for a fact you're going to die. You will. Pushing that button just lets you die happier or die without knowing any different.

Who's to say that some of the people you kill aren't already dying of a terminal disease, are miserable with their lives and want to die anyway, or maybe it's someone on death row or a child rapist / future rapist?

Just push the damned button.

Posted: 3/24/2019 3:41:15 AM EDT

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Zero for me.
While money is nice. It's not everything.

Posted: 3/24/2019 3:47:08 AM EDT

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1: 7,692,432,150
Fuck it, someone is already dying faster than I can click.
$250,000,000 is plenty for me.

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:05:22 AM EDT

[#18]

Zero

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:06:15 AM EDT

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Are there taxes involved?
Do I have to do this all in one shot or do I get to keep the button and push it whenever I want to buy a new island?

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:05:08 AM EDT

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Are there taxes involved?
Do I have to do this all in one shot or do I get to keep the button and push it whenever I want to buy a new island?

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if you hit it enough times you never have to worry about taxes again.

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:13:01 AM EDT

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The Button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rzIwrEqpw

ETA: Beat.

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:21:52 AM EDT

[#22]

What’s the tax rate on this money?

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:26:30 AM EDT

[#23]

11 times guarantees suicide.

There's no point in having all the money and no one else around, the money is worthless at that time.

Push twice, then stop tempting fate.

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:26:49 AM EDT

[#24]

There can be only one

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:32:24 AM EDT

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This reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode with a similar plot - only it was one push, and you got a $200,00. Button Button

I always remembered the way they ended it - it always sounded so ominous...
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First thing I thought of

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:35:59 AM EDT

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Does the amount of money I get go up by a favor of 10 each time. That makes it MUCH more interesting.

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:42:25 AM EDT

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If it wasn't for bad luck I would have no luck so I am not pushing anything because the odds are I'd be dead with the first push.

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:46:21 AM EDT

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I’m banging that bastard wth a mouth full of Viagra and Cindy Crawford under me.

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How does having the button get Cindy under you.

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:49:37 AM EDT

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I would push it enough times to make money obsolete/worthless.

BWAHAHAHA !!! It would be like "Night of the Comet" on this bitch. BWAHAHAHA...

Posted: 3/24/2019 11:52:12 AM EDT

[#30]

You wouldn’t even need to offer money.

Just put it in a public place and hang a big DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON sign next to it and humanity would be extinct in minutes.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:03:15 PM EDT

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Good karma > Bad Money

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Posted: 3/24/2019 12:05:39 PM EDT

[#32]

Everyone dies.

In geological terms, we're all already dead. What difference does 40 or 80 years make? None, in the grand scheme of the universe.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:07:25 PM EDT

[#33]

I saw this movie.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:11:30 PM EDT

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In this thread we learn who doesn't understand how exponential growth works.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:12:21 PM EDT

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The people who voted for options more than 11 cannot do math.

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:15:48 PM EDT

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@Pesty

Have you seen this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://youtu.be/LJQ-LZYAMBQ

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Damnit...you already posted one of my all time fav. comedy shorts

So funny

Posted: 3/24/2019 12:24:46 PM EDT

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The people who voted for options more than 11 cannot do math.

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Less than that. Keep in mind, all the people from before that point have died too.

Posted: 3/24/2019 1:04:32 PM EDT

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In this thread, we find out who the closet leftists are.

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:34:44 PM EDT

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How many people would hold on to the button so they could push it a bunch of times as they are dying?

The Power To End All Life | Genesis of the Daleks | Doctor Who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYWD45FN5zA

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:39:40 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm a dick. However, I'm not a "kill people for money" kind of dick.

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:40:56 PM EDT

[#41]

Would you kill someone for $1 million dollars?

....okay

Would you kill someone for a penny?

What do you think I am?

We've already established what you are, now we're just negotiating price.

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:53:14 PM EDT

[#42]

Can I at least choose the states and countries that get guillotined?

If so, 10 pushes, and you better vacate the west coast and northeast if you wanna survive.

Posted: 3/24/2019 4:59:56 PM EDT

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I'm not great at math, but I'll tell you this right now. I would be the next mega millions winner. If than means I should be wearing one of those Thano's gloves, so that when I wipe out half the planet I can look the part, so be it.

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11 presses = no more people anywhere.

1-5 would be the sweet spot between profit and death though, since your $ take is not exponential like the death rate associated with each press.

I'd ransom the world to not press it though, a hugely amount.....that way nobody had to die and I could force some political changes along the way. And have my own island. Can't forget the island.

Posted: 3/24/2019 5:01:26 PM EDT

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This reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode with a similar plot - only it was one push, and you got a $200,00. Button Button

I always remembered the way they ended it - it always sounded so ominous...
Click To View Spoiler

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Richard Matheson (I Am Legend fame) beat OP to it. Button, Button and The Box.

Posted: 4/2/2019 10:54:15 PM EDT

[#45]

--PUSH--

Posted: 4/2/2019 11:01:36 PM EDT

[#46]

0 - I can make my own money. I am not a psychopath. I don't need to off people for personal gain

i would not kill anyone unless they seriously wronged or attacked my family.

Posted: 4/2/2019 11:05:56 PM EDT

[#47]

Someone tell Hitler to hold my beer, I'm gonna be rich!

Posted: 4/2/2019 11:40:46 PM EDT

[#48]

Everyone is missing a very important point to this exercise. Every push of the button creates 10x more democratic voters than the previous push.

Posted: 4/2/2019 11:46:44 PM EDT

[#49]

6-7 times.

I don't know too many people, and my family is pretty distant to me...

Posted: 4/2/2019 11:58:02 PM EDT

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Everyone is missing a very important point to this exercise. Every push of the button creates 10x more democratic voters than the previous push.

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if you push it enough it reverses.

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