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Posted: 3/3/2016 10:51:31 PM EDT
I posted this video a few years back and it got taken down from youtube for some reason. I found it again and figured it was worth a repost. Some people thought it was some kind of satire at first...the instructor is pretty awesome.
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Posted: 3/3/2016 10:58:17 PM EDT
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Thanks for posting this
 Saw it long, long ago, I think it was in Gwynn Dyer's series War for Canadian tv. Didn't have the tea break though |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:00:23 PM EDT
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I posted this video a few years back and it got taken down from youtube for some reason. I found it again and figured it was worth a repost. Some people thought it was some kind of satire at first...the instructor is pretty awesome.  https://youtu.be/HxFgSmR0i3A have to quote to view |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:00:25 PM EDT
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that mustachio is fabulous
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:01:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: have to quote to view Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I posted this video a few years back and it got taken down from youtube for some reason. I found it again and figured it was worth a repost. Some people thought it was some kind of satire at first...the instructor is pretty awesome. https://youtu.be/HxFgSmR0i3A have to quote to view Oh shit, I forgot the embedded video acts weird sometimes. Thank you, |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:04:44 PM EDT
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Why aren't they using ARs?..
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:05:10 PM EDT
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That was hilarious.
Thanks OP. |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:09:08 PM EDT
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awesome.
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:14:42 PM EDT
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What about the twist and the butt stroke?
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:18:58 PM EDT
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Oh, stewardess--I speak jive. Seriously, are there any subtitles available? I'll absolutely watch it, but it might take a couple takes before I actually understand WTF he just said. |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:19:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:24:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What about the twist and the butt stroke? |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:27:29 PM EDT
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I loved Ft Campbell my M-14 and the "Spirit of the bayonet"
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:29:03 PM EDT
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I seem to recall the correct way being to twist the head, insert bayonet into the windgate, scramble the brains
and being left with a rag doll. Never tried it myself though. |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:31:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis is what I was thinking the entire time, that and the how to kill with a banana routine. |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:39:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:41:15 PM EDT
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What makes the green grass grow?
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:43:42 PM EDT
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What makes the green grass grow? Blood, blood, blood! What do you have to be? Hard! How hard? Hard as woodpecker lips! |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:44:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What makes the green grass grow? |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:48:39 PM EDT
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It's England, it always rains...unless it's in Spain, on the plain...duh. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What makes the green grass grow?  You are a no-go at this station. Go back to the holding area for remedial training. 
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:51:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are a no-go at this station. Go back to the holding area for remedial training. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: What makes the green grass grow? You are a no-go at this station. Go back to the holding area for remedial training. What is the air flight velocity of a coconut laden sparrow? |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:57:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Blood, blood, blood! What do you have to be? Hard! How hard? Hard as woodpecker lips! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What makes the green grass grow? Blood, blood, blood! What do you have to be? Hard! How hard? Hard as woodpecker lips! That's just fucking gay. |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:58:47 PM EDT
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What is the air flight velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What makes the green grass grow? You are a no-go at this station. Go back to the holding area for remedial training.
What is the air flight velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?African or European? |
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Posted: 3/3/2016 11:59:32 PM EDT
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The Spirit of the Bayonet is to....Kill
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:09:23 AM EDT
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I am dying here.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:47:03 AM EDT
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That's just fucking gay. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:49:08 AM EDT
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What if someone comes at you with a pointed stick?
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:52:30 AM EDT
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What makes the green grass grow? Blood mixed with mud makes the grass grow! |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:53:05 AM EDT
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I want to drink beer with that fellow.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:56:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDuring that man's life, the bayonet barely killed anyone on the battlefield. |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:56:11 AM EDT
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That is a man who loves his job.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 12:59:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: that mustachio is fabulous |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:16:57 AM EDT
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that mustachio is fabulous I liked the little line the announcer dropped in, to the effect that in 1982 a few argentines died on the bayonet. |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:22:09 AM EDT
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So, the idea is to use the stabby thing to...stab with. Remarkable. What'll they think of next? |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:25:37 AM EDT
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He's like the Freddie Mercury of bayonets.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:28:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So, the idea is to use the stabby thing to...stab with. Remarkable. What'll they think of next? Combatives. Without any stabby things. |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:30:03 AM EDT
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hahaha holy crap.
I only understood probably 5 words. And those trainee's or whatever looked scared as hell. |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:35:38 AM EDT
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LOL, the guy at 1:11 in the op video looks like a young Mr Bean...........
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Posted: 3/4/2016 1:41:37 AM EDT
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What if someone comes at you with a pointed stick? SHUT UP!!! |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 6:36:05 AM EDT
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That's just fucking gay. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What makes the green grass grow? Blood, blood, blood! What do you have to be? Hard! How hard? Hard as woodpecker lips! That's just fucking gay. Monty Python would call it silly. Lots of stuff in boot camp is silly. |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 6:42:13 AM EDT
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Never said I didn't know how to use it, said I never had much use for one.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 6:45:35 AM EDT
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Awesome. And I understood every word.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 6:55:22 AM EDT
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Right now aaaaaaaaattttaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!
Time for tea
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Posted: 3/4/2016 7:26:31 AM EDT
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That reminds me, I need to locate and purchase an M7 to go with my M9 bayonet.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 7:30:34 AM EDT
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He's like the Freddie Mercury of bayonets. 
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Posted: 3/4/2016 9:05:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That reminds me, I need to locate and purchase an M7 to go with replace my M9 bayonet. FIFY. The other option would be an OKC. |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 9:07:45 AM EDT
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He's someone I'd follow into hell.
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Posted: 3/4/2016 9:26:16 AM EDT
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He's someone I'd follow into hell. Actually you get into Hell by not following a particular God 
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Posted: 3/4/2016 9:39:25 AM EDT
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That was hilarious. Thanks OP. I laughed. That guy was intense. KIIIILLLLLL!!! Reminds me of this:
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Posted: 3/4/2016 9:42:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: I posted this video a few years back and it got taken down from youtube for some reason. I found it again and figured it was worth a repost. Some people thought it was some kind of satire at first...the instructor is pretty awesome. https://youtu.be/HxFgSmR0i3A Does it came with english subtitles? |
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Posted: 3/4/2016 9:48:05 AM EDT
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"Whoa! You got a long nose hair; let me trim it off for you." "SHUT THE FUCK UP, CARL." |
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