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Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:44:49 AM EDT
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.50 cal through the engine block then 5.56 into the driver’s and passenger compartments.
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I snickered at that.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:44:59 AM EDT
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Port, or starboard passenger's compartments?
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:45:21 AM EDT
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I'd observe while armed.  Would not approach, but would act if they tried entering my home.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:45:37 AM EDT
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Open fire on them, just like that brave guy in upstate NY did……
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:45:59 AM EDT
[#5]
1) Turn on outside lights (my driveway looks like a ski-hill when I do that)

2) Point Tavor X95 with 1500-lumen light at them, light is on.

3) Politely say, "Why the fuck are you in my driveway? You should probably turn around and leave."

4) ?????

5) Profit.



I live 30 minutes from the nearest town of any size, with a 100-yd long driveway, in a county that is 94% Caucasian. The number of legitimate reasons for this scenario to occur are minimal.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:46:16 AM EDT
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Port has 4 letters, so does left.
Starboard is the right side.
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That's how I've always remembered it.  
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:47:00 AM EDT
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30 minutes is a long time to be parked in your driveway so close to your house you can see the cell phone charging status.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:47:36 AM EDT
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After enough time (5 minutes at most) for a normal person to have figured out they are at the wrong house and left, I'd have hit the flood lights at all 4 corners, thrown open a window where I could see them and told them they are at the wrong house...with a shotgun pointed at them.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:47:49 AM EDT
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Reconnaissance by fire.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:49:10 AM EDT
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Port has 4 letters, so does left.
Starboard is the right side.
That's how I've always remembered it.  


Passenger
Starboard both have 9 letters. I learned a new thing today.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:50:30 AM EDT
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I wouldn't turn on any lights.  If they have bad intent I would rather they think I'm asleep.  I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.
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This is what i do with the 12ga pump 18.5”  00 magnum loads in hand.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:55:40 AM EDT
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Strip down to your whitey-tighties, light up a cigar, step outside, act as "fabulous" as you can, and tell them how cute they are. Drone on about how great that escort agency is and you can't wait to bring them inside for you and your buddies.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 8:59:16 AM EDT
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Port has 4 letters, so does left.
Starboard is the right side.
That's how I've always remembered it.  


Same. Port and starboard seem to be much more specific than right and left, so I have begun including them in my vocabulary.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 9:04:43 AM EDT
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The answer is obvious.

You go out side naked, fully erect.

Mushroom stamp the driver’s side window, then offer him a snack from your half filled ziplock bag of imitation crab meat.

If they stay, or roll down the window, ask them inside to play with your train set.

If they haven’t left at this point, coax them in saying they can destroy the train set when done.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 9:05:22 AM EDT
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Melanated male?
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 9:06:10 AM EDT
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The answer is obvious.

You go out side naked, fully erect.

Mushroom stamp the driver’s side window, then offer him a snack from your half filled ziplock bag of imitation crab meat.

If they stay, or roll down the window, ask them inside to play with your train set.

If they haven’t left at this point, coax them in saying they can destroy the train set when done.
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This is by far the most reasonable response in the thread.  What more is needed?
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 9:06:13 AM EDT
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Just testing  their new toy.

https://shop.flipperzero.one/?_gl=1*1wszfea*_ga*MzE3NzMzMzc1LjE3MTE5MjI1NTA.*_ga_GM78S6JK0K*MTcxMTkyMjU1MC4xLjAuMTcxMTkyMjU1MC42MC4wLjA.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 9:09:20 AM EDT
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I'd call non-emergency dispatch and report a suspicious vehicle, dictate tag number, describe occupants, and describe behavior.  Use term such as 'being cased'.  Ask them to send a car to investigate.
Link Posted: 4/5/2024 9:10:22 AM EDT
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CoC 7
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