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Link Posted: 1/26/2017 5:31:29 PM EDT
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It seems like if you had too much beer that you would have an excess.
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Words confuse him.
Link Posted: 1/26/2017 5:33:38 PM EDT
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I haven't done any hoodrat shit since I bailed my buddy outta the grey bar motel


About time then

I haven't hood-ratted in a long while.
I even stayed sober at CWT.  


Rest assured that it won't happen again.
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Took ya long enough.
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But I just got here


Took ya long enough.




-she
Link Posted: 1/26/2017 5:34:28 PM EDT
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I do the same thing with pringles. Once the can is open they are all getting eaten when they should last a couple days.
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Do you want chiggers in your dickhole?Cause that's how you get chiggers in your dickhole.
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You're no fun.
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I do the same thing with pringles. Once the can is open they are all getting eaten when they should last a couple days.
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I've never understood how people have a "stash" of bourbon of beer.
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I've never understood how people have a "stash" of bourbon of beer.
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prison wallet
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prison wallet
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kinky
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prison wallet
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Is that where you store your sharpies too?
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Which goes in first? the bourbon or the beer?
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Beer then liquor, never been sicker. Liquor then beer, have no fear.
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Which goes in first? the bourbon or the beer?
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liquor before beer, you're in the clear
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not that kind of party, dinner party for 12 people that work for wife.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaand....
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Hello, my name is human
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not that kind of party, dinner party for 12 people that work for wife.
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I'm gonna be honest.

I expected you to look more like a commie than what you do.
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  We're a bunch of fucking rednecks in this part of the state.  Mud bogs, Dirt Tracks, Rebel Flags on trucks, and the bars at the gun ranges are better than bars without gun ranges. 
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Is that a pony tail or shadow?
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Yay!  Mom's B-Day gift showed up. 
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Is that a pony tail or shadow?
Must be a shadow, the hair on the back of my head is about 1/4" long.
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Congrats
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We are officially home owners again!!!


Congrats

Link Posted: 1/26/2017 6:00:23 PM EDT
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Schwing!

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Neat
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When we bought this house wife was on a business trip and I had power of attorney so I had to sign all my stuff and all her stuff (and all her stuff had to be signed "her name, by my name, attorney in fact").

I needed to ice my wrist once I was done.
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when you buy a house with no mortgage, the amount of paperwork is amazingly small

there was an arms race in the 90s among MSFT employees - everyone was buying houses for "$1 and due consideration" so you didn't have to re-write everything when you actually closed

one guy put in "$10 and due consideration" so he could say his house cost 10x what everyone else's house cost

you see where this ends
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Me likey
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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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Hello, my name is human
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Hello!
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nice
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Nice pu.......

Nvm.
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They're cute until they grow up and decide to murder you for fun.
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Looks heavy.
And loud.
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Nice pu.......

Nvm.
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Kitteh
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They're cute until they grow up and decide to murder you for fun.
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They're cute until they grow up and decide to murder you for fun.

All cats are like that. The ones you own just aren't big enough to follow through.
Link Posted: 1/26/2017 6:07:16 PM EDT
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Damn it's only 3
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Damn it's only 3 more hours till I get off.
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At 7.
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My cousin works at a zoo. She said that was a liger. I dint know those were real
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All cats are like that. The ones you own just aren't big enough to follow through.
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That's why I only own the small ones.

I can let my guard down and usually walk away unscathed.
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My cousin works at a zoo. She said that was a liger. I dint know those were real
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I'm gonna guess you don't know about their magical powers too
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4 in best time zone
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