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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 2:54:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 2:56:44 PM EDT
[#2]
I got half way through and was going to respond, but then I saw the monkey on the drum and reread the "joke". Kind of funny.

Just in case anyone is wondering a lit cigarette won't light off gasoline. Even if you get the cherry hot and quickly try, it won't work. It's not hot enough to light the fumes. You can put a cigarette out in gas.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 2:59:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Incredibly stupid.

Which made it funny as hell.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:02:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:02:12 PM EDT
[#5]
How did you get a fax to show up as a post in a thread.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:05:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Boo
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:06:05 PM EDT
[#7]
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How did you get a fax to show up as a post in a thread.
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MaJIck.  

Twernt no fax though.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:09:59 PM EDT
[#8]


I laughed a little OP.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:11:49 PM EDT
[#9]
It was . . . funny?  I guess?

Eh, it was worth 15 seconds of reading.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:19:00 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:20:07 PM EDT
[#11]
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What a terrible joke
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Jokes about paper are tearable.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 3:28:01 PM EDT
[#12]
"Better Nate than lever" is longer but no less retarded.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:08:38 PM EDT
[#13]
Good one OP. You had me till the punchline. That’s the foundation of a good joke. Ignore the pathetic naysayers. They probably didn’t understand the joke so are being critical.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:14:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:16:21 PM EDT
[#15]
I was not expecting it.  That's what made it good.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:19:36 PM EDT
[#16]
I'll take a full page of this stuff over "what have you stuffed in your ass today" polls.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:22:59 PM EDT
[#17]
That's hot
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:30:22 PM EDT
[#18]
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Take my wife please.  I'll be here all week.
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"Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitresses"
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:32:56 PM EDT
[#19]
get out.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:47:21 PM EDT
[#20]
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get out.
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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 4:48:47 PM EDT
[#21]
OP is flaming
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 8:44:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 9:39:23 PM EDT
[#23]
I'd be a little more concerned about you partaking in energy drinks...Like vape but liquid.
Fires can be put out...
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:45:05 PM EDT
[#24]
OP just needs to work on his "delivery"
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:52:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Do not pass go OP...
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:54:35 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:56:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Decent...
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:56:29 PM EDT
[#28]
Ten year ban.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:57:02 PM EDT
[#29]
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That's almost as bad as telling people that if their electric car runs out of juice, just walk over and rob the nearest store.

The police will come and charge you.
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Decent too...
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 10:58:02 PM EDT
[#30]
We are voting you off of the island.
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 11:03:33 PM EDT
[#31]
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We are voting you off of the island.
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You gonna have to catch me first.  
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 11:06:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 11:24:21 PM EDT
[#33]
Lol
Link Posted: 9/9/2019 11:28:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2019 11:36:13 PM EDT
[#35]
Oh Dio !

Link Posted: 9/9/2019 11:57:26 PM EDT
[#36]
We all know you can't light gasoline with a cigarette, so I knew it must be bs.
Link Posted: 9/10/2019 1:21:53 AM EDT
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Jokes about paper are tearable.
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What a terrible joke
Jokes about paper are tearable.
Don't want to torque that guy off now.

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