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Posted: 8/14/2021 9:55:28 PM EST
Me and my dogs have been sprayed by skunks 14 times, the hatred is immense.

We sit outside by the fire every night and hang out 15 feet from where the raccoons and deer feed everynight.  Tonight I heard a noise, turned on the flashlight and Mr bushy tail showed up. I grabbed three baseball sized rocks and the fight was on. First two were misses but the 3rd was a solid 60mph fastball in the chest. He flipped over and sprayed the slowly crawled off. I hope the son of a bitch dies.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 9:56:32 PM EST
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Cool story! Do you have time to tell it again?
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 9:56:33 PM EST
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I shot a skunk.  Bet mine stays not a problem.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 9:57:29 PM EST
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I’ve only ever smelled them during PT hours on run days. Patron animals of both FTLW and Campbell
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 9:57:47 PM EST
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14 times?!?

I think I would learn before the first one.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 9:58:59 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:01:57 PM EST
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To bad you didn't have some sort of device with you to record the incident.
Story would be great with a 15 sec movie.  
I was grilling last night and a skunk walked up. We eyeballed each other than he wandered off.  Not so exciting ??
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:02:09 PM EST
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During that time I worked nights and would walk the dogs when I got home. Everytime we got sprayed the dogs would kill the skunk. It was worth it.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:03:02 PM EST
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To bad you didn't have some sort of device with you to record the incident.
Story would be great with a 15 sec movie.  
I was grilling last night and a skunk walked up. We eyeballed each other than he wandered off.  Not so exciting ??
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Video at night in the woods when I have a flashlight in one hand and a rock in the other ?
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:04:38 PM EST
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Was it consensual?

ETA; oops, should have read more than the title before replying.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:05:16 PM EST
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That's what would have made it good....
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:05:49 PM EST
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Yep.
And no vertical bullshit either.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:07:45 PM EST
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The best filmmakers will tell you it's not easy  op
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:08:59 PM EST
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Probably smelled better than drilling a skank.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:10:51 PM EST
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Bobcats...bobcats are the answer.

Stepped outside at 11 pm, last Tuesday night to find the ending of a battle in the back yard.  Could hear something going on just as I got to the door and stepped through.  Lights came on and the first thing I noticed was the skunk, screeching and chattering...then I saw the bigger grey body of the bobcat.  One paw had the skunks tail on the ground, the other paw had ahold of the skunk just behind it's foreleg, and it had it's jaws clamped on it's back....dragging it chattering, and screeching, out of the lights and into the brush and darkness.

I had my smoke and smiled.

Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:21:25 PM EST
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And no vertical bullshit either.
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Video at night in the woods when I have a flashlight in one hand and a rock in the other ?
Yep.
And no vertical bullshit either.


Absolutely.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:24:10 PM EST
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I never have understood the reason some people hate wildlife for just being wildlife, as if wildlife could be any different. Hating them in a way that makes them want to see them suffer.
It’s almost like a lack of some type of intellect. But then anyone who could get sprayed that many times in the first place already makes that obvious. Flame away, so be it.  

Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:25:28 PM EST
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“Sticks and stones” are what lets them spray you again. Small grain projectile at velocity will finalize things.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:25:55 PM EST
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Skunk eating dog shit in yard of trailer.

Shot in head with.22

Neglected to close windows on trailer before shooting.

Big mistake.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:29:50 PM EST
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I never have understood the reason some people hate wildlife for just being wildlife, as if wildlife could be any different. Hating them in a way that makes them want to see them suffer.
It’s almost like a lack of some type of intellect. But then anyone who could get sprayed that many times in the first place already makes that obvious. Flame away, so be it.  

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I have hundreds of pics of deer, coons, groundhogs, sandhill cranes ect eating 15 feet away from me. Skunks aren't welcome.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:30:44 PM EST
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In before OP realizes the sexual implications of his title
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:45:30 PM EST
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That's fourteen times the skunks said, "here's your sign"
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:48:23 PM EST
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Are you maybe thinking you might need an upgrade from rocks after 14 sprays?
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:49:44 PM EST
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It’s spelled “skank”

You drilled a skank
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:51:57 PM EST
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I pictured the phrasing meme as soon as I read the title
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:52:24 PM EST
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Well, maybe.  It's still skank season; cougar season starts Sept 1.

Unless he was hunting out of season, of course.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:53:08 PM EST
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That’s a forbidden kink few dare to explore.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 10:57:23 PM EST
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Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:00:36 PM EST
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You drilled a skank
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That's the funniest thing I have read all week!

Thanks!!!

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Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:07:10 PM EST
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Probably left to get reinforcements, they gut your entire yard by am.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:12:06 PM EST
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OP needs a suppressed 45, badly.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:14:33 PM EST
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Me and my dogs have been sprayed by skunks 14 times, the hatred is immense.

We sit outside by the fire every night and hang out 15 feet from where the raccoons and deer feed everynight.  Tonight I heard a noise, turned on the flashlight and Mr bushy tail showed up. I grabbed three baseball sized rocks and the fight was on. First two were misses but the 3rd was a solid 60mph fastball in the chest. He flipped over and sprayed the slowly crawled off. I hope the son of a bitch dies.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:15:00 PM EST
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Once upon a time, when I was in high school, a friend and I were driving home in my dad's truck.  Strangely enough we were both sober.  A skunk ran onto the road.  I went left, it went left.  I went right, it went right.  Eventually it went right under the driver's side front tire and exploded all over the wheel well.  Oh. My. God.  We had to pull over to get some air.  

Needless to say, my dad was less than happy.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:15:41 PM EST
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One morning, I had to go to work and there was a skunk sitting under my car. I could shoot it, then it would spray everywhere and stink up my car. So I chucked rocks at it until it ran away.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:15:50 PM EST
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I never have understood the reason some people hate wildlife for just being wildlife, as if wildlife could be any different. Hating them in a way that makes them want to see them suffer.
It’s almost like a lack of some type of intellect. But then anyone who could get sprayed that many times in the first place already makes that obvious. Flame away, so be it.  

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Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:20:43 PM EST
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OP is a failure, fourteen time failure.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:29:52 PM EST
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14 times...in a row?
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:35:42 PM EST
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I came into this thread looking for a hooker picture.
Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:40:13 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/14/2021 11:40:22 PM EST
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I never have understood the reason some people hate wildlife for just being wildlife, as if wildlife could be any different. Hating them in a way that makes them want to see them suffer.
It’s almost like a lack of some type of intellect. But then anyone who could get sprayed that many times in the first place already makes that obvious. Flame away, so be it.  


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With you on that
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 12:00:44 AM EST
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One morning, I had to go to work and there was a skunk sitting under my car. I could shoot it, then it would spray everywhere and stink up my car. So I chucked rocks at it until it ran away.
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A few times we have been walking in the woods and the dogs just jump of the trail and won't listen to commands and come up shaking a dead skunk in their mouth. I was thinking holy fuck are violent when you want to be.

I can can them off from dogs,cats any other animals ect but not skunks.
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 12:19:51 AM EST
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Dags are 12. It's a work in progress.
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 12:28:34 AM EST
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Fourteen times?

That's a problem you're causing. How, I have no idea.

I can understand dogs getting hit... but damn.
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 12:54:05 AM EST
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Fourteen times?

That's a problem you're causing. How, I have no idea.

I can understand dogs getting hit... but damn.
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Skunks are treacherous fucks. Thick as thieves around here.

Dogs walk unleashed on my hips. That's why we all get it..
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 3:45:03 AM EST
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Skunks are treacherous fucks. Thick as thieves around here.

Dogs walk unleashed on my hips. That's why we all get it..
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Fourteen times?

That's a problem you're causing. How, I have no idea.

I can understand dogs getting hit... but damn.


Skunks are treacherous fucks. Thick as thieves around here.

Dogs walk unleashed on my hips. That's why we all get it..
Ahhhh, I have a dumb dog. I blame the smell on him sometimes, too.

We used to have a bunch of skunks around back at work, some of my co-workers would feed them chips and whatnot. They were pretty chill, no one ever got blasted. No curious dogs around, either.
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 4:12:01 AM EST
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I never have understood the reason some people hate wildlife for just being wildlife, as if wildlife could be any different. Hating them in a way that makes them want to see them suffer.
It’s almost like a lack of some type of intellect. But then anyone who could get sprayed that many times in the first place already makes that obvious. Flame away, so be it.  

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Wasps, fuck wasps. I hope they all die. All kinds and all species. And mosquitos. And ticks.

We literally don’t need any of them. Pretty much all any of the above do is spread pain/diseases.  

“But wasps eat pest out of your garden and birds feed on mosquitos”
Straight fuck off. So do lady bugs and there’s plenty of other bugs without stingers or Lyme disease for birds to eat.
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 6:48:51 AM EST
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I’ve gone decades between skunk sightings. I’ve now trapped and killed three this summer. And saw another one the other night. Can’t explain the increase?
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 7:21:54 AM EST
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Skunk:  "You don't come here to enjoy the Great Outdoors, do you Swampgrass?"
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 8:11:57 AM EST
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My Malamute hated skunks. He killed everyone he saw, and usually got sprayed, which made him hate skunks more each time.
Link Posted: 8/15/2021 8:18:54 AM EST
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A few times we have been walking in the woods and the dogs just jump of the trail and won't listen to commands and come up shaking a dead skunk in their mouth. I was thinking holy fuck are violent when you want to be.

I can can them off from dogs,cats any other animals ect but not skunks.
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Link Posted: 8/15/2021 8:20:17 AM EST
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