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Posted: 10/4/2016 12:51:09 AM EDT

I don't see these too often around here, and I was excited to find this one.

That is, until it figured out what I was up to. The first few pictures were...pretty normal. Then it descended into a world of WTF that I cannot even begin to describe. I don't know what this mantis was doing, but if a person did it, they'd probably either be in jail or in a mental institution. All I can say is damn nature, you scary. Ye be warned. Don't look at these pics if you don't wanna get creeped the fuck out. Seriously. Not kidding.

Seriously, turn back now if you don't wanna get creeped out.

Look at the cute mantis

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He's adorable.

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Just hanging around doing mantis things

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Weird shit begins below

Wait, WTF?

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Uh...

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I'm not sure what that is, where it came from, or why he's licking it but here

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Yeah. This happened.

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They're apparently really flexible.

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OK, I'm a bit weirded out myself by what I witnessed. To make it just a little bit more fucked up, when he was done...he got this look on his face:

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A little closer:

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I'm not taking any more pictures of these critters. That was enough.

Posted: 10/4/2016 12:55:04 AM EDT

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Swamp ass transcends species.

Posted: 10/4/2016 12:55:08 AM EDT

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The female kills and eats the male after mating.

Posted: 10/4/2016 12:56:19 AM EDT

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You found zorak!

Posted: 10/4/2016 12:56:38 AM EDT

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Be honest......you'd do it too if you could.

Posted: 10/4/2016 12:58:24 AM EDT

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Fuckdamnit, even the insects are flaming queers these days.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:00:44 AM EDT

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As always, amazing pictures Zack

Some day I want to drink beers with you and have you teach me how to get these sharp images

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:03:01 AM EDT

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Fall is an excellent time to find these for some reason.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:04:54 AM EDT

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Zorak is not amused:

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:05:50 AM EDT

[#9]

Cool pics.

I get a bunch of those guys and its creepy cousin, the Dobson Fly (not my pic), on my windows at night. Light attracts the smaller bugs, and smaller bugs attract these two.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:06:18 AM EDT

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THAT brings back memories.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:10:30 AM EDT

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Cool pics.

I get a bunch of those guys and its creepy cousin, the Dobson Fly (not my pic), on my windows at night. Light attracts the smaller bugs, and smaller bugs attract these two.

http://i1328.photobucket.com/albums/w529/afroney/Male%20Eastern%20Dobsonfly_zpsvv7koter.jpg

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That thing is fucking AWESOME.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:18:26 AM EDT

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Seeing a Praying Mantis is a good omen. Great pics!

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:21:43 AM EDT

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When I was a kid praying mantis were something we read about, thought would be cool, watched videos in science class, ect. There were NONE, at all, in the Portland area when I was a kid.

Moved away for several years, then moved back. Got a job framing houses. Picked up a stack of 2x4's, threw them on my shoulder, and started walking. Then I became aware of some bug climbing onto my head. About the time I realized it had legs on TOP of my ear, and legs BELOW my ear I wigged the F'k out. Tossed the boards and started slapping myself on the head like it had caught fire. I think my legs were doing something about relocating my body to another county, but each leg had it's own idea about what direction to go.

Little did I know people had been importing the damn things. You would think that should be up on some sort of public notice at the airport. You know, "Attention, we now have gigantic bugs that like to crawl on your face, in case you haven't been around the last 10 years."

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:24:33 AM EDT

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That's how my cousin Walter died.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:24:42 AM EDT

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When I was a kid praying mantis were something we read about, thought would be cool, watched videos in science class, ect. There were NONE, at all, in the Portland area when I was a kid.

Moved away for several years, then moved back. Got a job framing houses. Picked up a stack of 2x4's, threw them on my shoulder, and started walking. Then I became aware of some bug climbing onto my head. About the time I realized it had legs on TOP of my ear, and legs BELOW my ear I wigged the F'k out. Tossed the boards and started slapping myself on the head like it had caught fire. I think my legs were doing something about relocating my body to another county, but each leg had it's own idea about what direction to go.

Little did I know people had been importing the damn things. You would think that should be up on some sort of public notice at the airport. You know, "Attention, we now have gigantic bugs that like to crawl on your face, in case you haven't been around the last 10 years."

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That's pretty funny. The good news is, I've never known them to be dangerous to people.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:30:53 AM EDT

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Might never leave the house again.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:31:08 AM EDT

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Dude, those pics are awesome. The KC Royals would most definitely approve: http://mentalfloss.com/article/85449/praying-mantis-has-become-kansas-city-royals-good-luck-charm

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:31:53 AM EDT

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That thing is fucking AWESOME.

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Cool pics.

I get a bunch of those guys and its creepy cousin, the Dobson Fly (not my pic), on my windows at night. Light attracts the smaller bugs, and smaller bugs attract these two.

http://i1328.photobucket.com/albums/w529/afroney/Male%20Eastern%20Dobsonfly_zpsvv7koter.jpg

That thing is fucking AWESOME.

Yeah. Its a bit of a treat when we see them. The adults live a week or so and die. The males can be handled, despite their fearsome appearance. the females will bite (females don't have the long pincers). Learned that the hard way.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:35:01 AM EDT

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That is a female, cleaning her ovipositor.

I see those things all the time, usually late summer.

They are already turning brown around here, and dying off.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:35:42 AM EDT

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Space Ghost was awesome.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:37:36 AM EDT

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oh my god I need to wash my eyes out with a cartel chainsaw execution vid real quick

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:40:23 AM EDT

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I don't know why you know this, but I'm going to believe you.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:43:06 AM EDT

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Closest I've ever seen is a stickbug.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:45:39 AM EDT

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I was thinking you were going to post pics of it catching a bird or something like that.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:45:47 AM EDT

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Great pictures.

I've had pet spiders and snakes but PM's freak me out.

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:51:38 AM EDT

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What's his screen name?

Posted: 10/4/2016 1:58:37 AM EDT

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PM sent.

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:00:22 AM EDT

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I always loved praying mantises. Of all the bugs we encountered growing up and playing outside, they were far and away the most friendly and good natured. They just seemed really laid back, never tried to bite.

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:05:40 AM EDT

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That capability could've saved me a ton of cash in my single days.

Things are cool used to find them all the time as a kid.

As always you take some bad ass pics.

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:15:35 AM EDT

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This.

I don't know why, but they come off as "friendly" or "inquisitive" when you find them. I've always wanted a few as pets, which you can actually order.

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Posted: 10/4/2016 2:20:12 AM EDT

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After seeing OPs pics I understand their good mood

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:22:41 AM EDT

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Tag

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:31:02 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/4/2016 2:40:40 AM EDT

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Those are awesome shots!

If you have some in-betweens, it'd be a good animated GIF.

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:48:41 AM EDT

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Hold a praying mantis under water to see this one weird trick!

But seriously. Its kinda trippy.

Posted: 10/4/2016 2:50:33 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/4/2016 3:42:16 AM EDT

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I just watched that on Netflix a couple nights ago.

Posted: 10/4/2016 3:45:03 AM EDT

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Come at me bro...

Posted: 10/4/2016 3:48:31 AM EDT

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what kind of beer do you like, ying a ling?

Posted: 10/4/2016 4:22:04 AM EDT

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Where is Sigourney Weaver when we need her? Great pics.

Posted: 10/4/2016 4:46:13 AM EDT

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Was about to say they used to hang around our hummingbird feeders. Every now and then we'd find a decapitated bird

Posted: 10/4/2016 4:52:27 AM EDT

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I fed one a lightning bug (firefly) once, to see what would happen. The mantis was not amused.

Both this year, and last, I had two mantises that just hung around on the side of my house for a week. The one attached itself to a patio screen, and the other to the plant hanger next to my front door. I didn't have anything to feed them.

Weirdest encounter I've had was a giant walking stick bug that climbed on my leg while I was camping. I didn't know the thing was even there until I happened to look down. That thing had a pretty good grip.

Posted: 10/4/2016 7:27:13 AM EDT

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Was about to say they used to hang around our hummingbird feeders. Every now and then we'd find a decapitated bird

Just goes to show that if they really wanted to they could give you a pretty mean bite.

Posted: 10/4/2016 7:36:11 AM EDT

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The other morning I was leaving for work and as I turned to lock the door behind me there was a weird little bug on the frame. It spread it's arms out just like a mantis when it saw me. I took a picture of it with my Nexus 6p but it was too dark to come out properly. I'm assuming it was a baby mantis because it looked exactly like a mantis but much much smaller.

This isn't my picture but it looked exactly like this and about as small:

This is my picture. Sorry it's crappy.

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Posted: 10/4/2016 8:21:47 AM EDT

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Cool pics.

I get a bunch of those guys and its creepy cousin, the Dobson Fly (not my pic), on my windows at night. Light attracts the smaller bugs, and smaller bugs attract these two.

http://i1328.photobucket.com/albums/w529/afroney/Male%20Eastern%20Dobsonfly_zpsvv7koter.jpg

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THIS is Ceti Alpha V!!!