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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:56:56 PM EDT
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Nothing like waking up at the crack of Dawn.

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I'm average looking ,also she is not retarded
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When you're good looking, intelligent, and have a good job, its always a good idea to take advantage of that by banging retarded chicks at work. Good for the soul.

I'm average looking ,also she is not retarded


If she has downs syndrome she is retarded.

The retard strength is why she has a firm handshake.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:57:01 PM EDT
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I think it's  more that Mom is 11% and Dad is 100.

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100% this, OP.
You should impregnate her immediately, if not sooner!
If mom is 89% and dad is 100% then what would kid be?


I think it's  more that Mom is 11% and Dad is 100.

He was right the first time.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:57:01 PM EDT
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How much does a podiatrist earn OP?
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Enough to be comfortable
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:57:55 PM EDT
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Enough to be comfortable
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How much does a podiatrist earn OP?

Enough to be comfortable

You need to go ahead and slap it to her if you can afford a lawyer OP.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:58:30 PM EDT
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Most chicks with downs have huge cans. Does she?
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:58:31 PM EDT
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I asked her out.
We have a date tomorrow night
Going to see the barbie movie
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:58:33 PM EDT
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OP got himself a RILF
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:58:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:59:01 PM EDT
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Enough to be comfortable
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Dr. Scholl's comfortable?

or Odor Eaters comfortable?
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:59:03 PM EDT
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Where you see love she sees a friend.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:59:31 PM EDT
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She's a bit shorter than I'm used to but has a very nice body
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:59:39 PM EDT
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I can just imagine the pleasure journal entry for this one...
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:59:46 PM EDT
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Now make a pole
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 4:59:53 PM EDT
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If you decide to kiss and tell, we have a forum for that called BOTD. You will be welcomed with opened arms.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:00:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:00:09 PM EDT
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Is this where I come to get advice on foot issues?

OP, should I leave all this metal in?
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:00:14 PM EDT
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Oh boy
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:01:02 PM EDT
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No one has mentioned crab meat yet, have they?

Or did I miss it?
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:01:14 PM EDT
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"When she reached into the popcorn box, she grabbed my member and crushed it"
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:01:23 PM EDT
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Just be careful if things go well and she attempts to give you a handy.

The term retard-strength exists for a reason. She can probably crush a lump of coal into a diamond with her right hand.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:01:28 PM EDT
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Is this where I come to get advice on foot issues?

OP, should I leave all this metal in?
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I'm not a surgeon,but my opinion is you're lucky you kept your foot
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:01:44 PM EDT
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If mom is 89% and dad is 100% then what would kid be?
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94.5% speshul, duh!
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:01:44 PM EDT
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This could be the 2023 thread of the year.
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I'm not a surgeon,but my opinion is you're lucky you kept your foot
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Is this where I come to get advice on foot issues?

OP, should I leave all this metal in?
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I'm not a surgeon,but my opinion is you're lucky you kept your foot


Why do my toenails keep popping off
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:02:14 PM EDT
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The only thing she's blowing is her rape whistle?
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:02:19 PM EDT
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If the trolling weren't obvious, I'd say go for it, who gives a shit what two consenting adults do in the dark with their feet.
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Looking forward to see how this goes down OP.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:03:10 PM EDT
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Interesting spank bank you've got there.
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Tards have that proper thiccness.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:03:24 PM EDT
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Why do my toenails keep popping off
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I don't believe you're serious
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:04:29 PM EDT
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Is this where I come to get advice on foot issues?

OP, should I leave all this metal in?
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Of course; when the robot overloards take over you'll get a cushy job for being a distant cousin. Just keep a little
WD40 on you.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:04:38 PM EDT
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Tards have that proper thiccness.
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:05:18 PM EDT
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I don't believe you're serious
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Why do my toenails keep popping off

I don't believe you're serious


I'm serious.  I've lost two in the past 3 months.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:06:04 PM EDT
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Just when I was about to give up on GD this is great
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:06:35 PM EDT
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I hope it all works out.  Downs people are extremely loyal
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:06:35 PM EDT
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I'd boink the lady.
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Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:06:42 PM EDT
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Innocent love story man.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:08:08 PM EDT
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I'm serious.  I've lost two in the past 3 months.
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Fungal infection, psoriasis,could be other serious illnesses
My advice would be to see your doctor about it
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:08:16 PM EDT
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Just when I was about to give up on GD this is great
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This is how it used to be
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:09:17 PM EDT
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Fungal infection, psoriasis,could be other serious illnesses
My advice would be to see your doctor about it
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Fungal infection, psoriasis,could be other serious illnesses
My advice would be to see your doctor about it


That's expensive.
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:09:58 PM EDT
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Stop kicking those gooses man...
Link Posted: 8/22/2023 5:10:26 PM EDT
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I'm down for this thread! Tag!
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now that, unlike a black fly in your chardonnay, is ironic.
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That's expensive.
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Don't you have insurance?
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Don't you have insurance?
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Yes.
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OP

How "experienced" are you?  Have you "dated" a lot of women?  A few?  None?
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