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Posted: 2/5/2021 6:44:16 PM EST

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1) Dirty Dutch Oven. Can be used to shave, as a latrine, helmet, ad hoc vehicle armor, in emergencies can be used to cook rations.

2) Ruger Shiny Six. Loaded with snake shot, good for CQB. Adjustable sights do stuff, probably.

3) Flat blade shank. Made from ace hardwarenesium, tears from the Chinese children who made it provide poison damage. If Joe Biden smells you while it is equipped he won't rape you. This stat only applies to those under 18.

4) Ruger 10-22 with no mags. Even when used as a single shot it is devastatingly effective. The rounds are so small they ignore armor and just bounce around inside causing massive damage.

5) 3 Shot gun shells full of glitter. 1 pink, 1 blue, 1 grey for binary and non binary gender reveal parties. Also magnesium for starting forest fires.

6) 1 30 round PMAG. For barter.

7) 1 tourniquet. Expired.

8) 100 rounds of CCI

Edit; All of this is designed to be carried rectally.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:45:39 PM EST

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Posted: 2/5/2021 6:47:02 PM EST

[#2]

No Cheetos? Fail.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:47:29 PM EST

[#3]

Shitting in what you cook it.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:48:22 PM EST

[#4]

"6) 1 30 round PMAG. For barter."

I knew when I was studying your photo, that was a barter item. Well done sir.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:48:24 PM EST

[#5]

Have you been under the seat of my pickup?
You forgot chewy bars, mice must have ate them.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:48:30 PM EST

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Posted: 2/5/2021 6:49:30 PM EST

[#7]

Beware the man with one dutch oven - he knows how to use it!

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:49:48 PM EST

[#8]

Dude, sell that .22 and retire to your own island in the Caribbean!

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:50:08 PM EST

[#9]

Solid plan. I'd advise sitting down and standing up cautiously. Godspeed good sir.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:50:15 PM EST

[#10]

I have a helmet.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:50:16 PM EST

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My grandpa did it and he died from cancer in the 60s in AMERICA and not from dysentery in the pacific in the early 40s so you can eat my ass.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:50:55 PM EST

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Jumping Arnhem soon are we?

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:50:59 PM EST

[#13]

No Mt. Dew?

It's your funeral pal.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:51:24 PM EST

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Did you shit in it in a fox hole?

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:52:04 PM EST

[#15]

Lol awesome

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:52:06 PM EST

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God bless General Montgomery.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:52:28 PM EST

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Hmm.. that begs teh quesiton..

What soda will have the most postapoctalyptic value? Coke? Diet-Coke(so the ladies to kill us), Dr Pepper.... DEW?!?!

Neckbeard all the things!!

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:54:30 PM EST

[#18]

This thread has everything. It's almost as good as the AI Bot thread.

1. Cast Iron cookery that is a "family heirloom"

2. Overpriced .22lr revolver

3. Another overpriced .22lr with scope making it Tier 1

4. A Magpul product in baby shit color

5. Assorted otherwise crap

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:54:32 PM EST

[#19]

As the Civil War started, states chose sides, North or South. Kentucky was the one true exception, they chose neutrality.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:54:48 PM EST

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You have pinball..............provide recreation during the apocalypse and charge in silver coin

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:55:49 PM EST

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My grandpa did it and he died from cancer in the 60s in AMERICA and not from dysentery in the pacific in the early 40s so you can eat my ass.

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Your ass is gonna have a rusty ring around it. No one wants to eat an ass with a rusty ring around it.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:56:57 PM EST

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2 small bags. If it gets cold, eat them both, and slip the bags over your socks, inside your shoes to keep your toes warm.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:57:34 PM EST

[#23]

I feel like a gauntlet has been thrown down.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:57:59 PM EST

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My grandpa did it and he died from cancer in the 60s in AMERICA and not from dysentery in the pacific in the early 40s so you can eat my ass.

Your ass is gonna have a rusty ring around it. No one wants to eat an ass with a rusty ring around it.

Not true. @Aimless

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:58:19 PM EST

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As the Civil War started, states chose sides, North or South. Kentucky was the one true exception, they chose neutrality.

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Kentucky has always managed to combine the grace and charm of the North with the brisk efficiency and industry of the South.

Posted: 2/5/2021 6:59:05 PM EST

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When I perfected this I went New York legal.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:00:18 PM EST

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Nope, he will bait you in , with bling bling...
Then WHAM!
Slingshots deployed, and he harvests your goodies.
Pochincho balls of death!

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:00:53 PM EST

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*SINGING* It’s the circle of liiiiiifffeeee *SINGING*

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:01:53 PM EST

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Kentucky has always managed to combine the grace and charm of the North with the brisk efficiency and industry of the South.

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As the Civil War started, states chose sides, North or South. Kentucky was the one true exception, they chose neutrality.

Kentucky has always managed to combine the grace and charm of the North with the brisk efficiency and industry of the South.

We also had northern and southern recruiting offices in the same building, which hosted small battles, a slave rebellion over grave digging for dead black union soldiers who went home to a slave county, and a white southern soldier who shot his father over dinner over comments he made about black union troops, one of which was his childhood friend. Any thats why we drink so much bourbon.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:01:54 PM EST

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I have a helmet.
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I’ve had to traverse the Hottie Lobby ribbon isle myself.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:03:36 PM EST

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Come see me when the conflict starts. I'll trade that pmag for a Phillips Head.

Eta: will be a less valuable #3 though. Cause non windowed pmag.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:06:48 PM EST

[#32]

Darn, here I thought I was going to see a Springfield rifled musket, 1860 Colt revolver, and an 1860 saber. But what do I see but a damn 10/22 and other junk.
Boy am I disappointed.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:06:49 PM EST

[#33]

Any thats why we drink so much bourbon.

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To be fair, I have changed to rye. I am an apostate.

I also drink Left Coast IPA, made in North Carolina. (Or, is it South Carolina?).

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:09:18 PM EST

[#34]

Have you thought about maybe including a fancy hat?

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:10:39 PM EST

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The Dutch oven can be a fancy hat. Its all there my dude, you just gotta imagine.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:11:00 PM EST

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1) Dirty Dutch Oven. Can be used to shave, as a latrine, helmet, ad hoc vehicle armor, in emergencies can be used to cook rations.

2) Ruger Shiny Six. Loaded with snake shot, good for CQB. Adjustable sights do stuff, probably.

3) Flat blade shank. Made from ace hardwarenesium, tears from the Chinese children who made it provide poison damage. If Joe Biden smells you while it is equipped he won't rape you. This stat only applies to those under 18.

4) Ruger 10-22 with no mags. Even when used as a single shot it is devastatingly effective. The rounds are so small they ignore armor and just bounce around inside causing massive damage.

5) 3 Shot gun shells full of glitter. 1 pink, 1 blue, 1 grey for binary and non binary gender reveal parties. Also magnesium for starting forest fires.

6) 1 30 round PMAG. For barter.

7) 1 tourniquet. Expired.

8) 100 rounds of CCI

Edit; All of this is designed to be carried rectally.

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I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter OP. I can only dream of being oper8ter af like you. Brilliant.

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Posted: 2/5/2021 7:12:40 PM EST

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Posted: 2/5/2021 7:13:14 PM EST

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Posted: 2/5/2021 7:15:05 PM EST

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Nope, he will bait you in , with bling bling...
Then WHAM!
Slingshots deployed, and he harvests your goodies.
Pochincho balls of death!

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You have pinball..............provide recreation during the apocalypse and charge in silver coin

Nope, he will bait you in , with bling bling...
Then WHAM!
Slingshots deployed, and he harvests your goodies.
Pochincho balls of death!

I didnt see any Pachinko machines in there

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:15:55 PM EST

[#40]

Glock 45 and a silenced 17 caliber sniper rifle.

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ETA: just checked my zero...

25 yards, at night, low light conditions (could barely see my sights or my target), still minute of can.

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Posted: 2/5/2021 7:16:18 PM EST

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The Dutch oven can be a fancy hat. Its all there my dude, you just gotta imagine.

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Damn, this is truly the Swiss Army Knife of load outs.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:18:52 PM EST

[#42]

Any Veggie Omelet MRE's?

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:18:52 PM EST

[#43]

No homer bucket and lotion? Its your funeral.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:19:03 PM EST

[#44]

No twisted tea? Good luck.

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:27:02 PM EST

[#45]

Expected more cap and ball.

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Posted: 2/5/2021 7:29:00 PM EST

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PM for only fans link and promo code

Posted: 2/5/2021 7:32:33 PM EST

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Noob.

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Posted: 2/5/2021 7:42:32 PM EST

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https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/494324/20210205_183113_jpg-1812238.JPG

1) Dirty Dutch Oven. Can be used to shave, as a latrine, helmet, ad hoc vehicle armor, in emergencies can be used to cook rations.

2) Ruger Shiny Six. Loaded with snake shot, good for CQB. Adjustable sights do stuff, probably.

3) Flat blade shank. Made from ace hardwarenesium, tears from the Chinese children who made it provide poison damage. If Joe Biden smells you while it is equipped he won't rape you. This stat only applies to those under 18.

4) Ruger 10-22 with no mags. Even when used as a single shot it is devastatingly effective. The rounds are so small they ignore armor and just bounce around inside causing massive damage.

5) 3 Shot gun shells full of glitter. 1 pink, 1 blue, 1 grey for binary and non binary gender reveal parties. Also magnesium for starting forest fires.

6) 1 30 round PMAG. For barter.

7) 1 tourniquet. Expired.

8) 100 rounds of CCI

Edit; All of this is designed to be carried rectally.

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I am impressed..................