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Posted: 9/15/2024 10:57:50 AM EST
[#1]
Do we shitpost here? I am confused.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 10:57:55 AM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She has a paid off home. She makes better decisions than I do apparently. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is she rich? She has a paid off home. She makes better decisions than I do apparently. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 10:58:07 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shaved, or did it just fall out? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? I'm thinking it just fell out. I was totally blown away at how youthful 74yo vajayjay can be. I imagine there are variations. But I know people wonder, I wondered. And now I know and am willing to pass along the information. But I only have experience with the one so who knows. I was expecting feebleness, now I'm kind of intimidated. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 10:59:27 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIMI got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved  
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Posted: 9/15/2024 10:59:35 AM EST
[#5]
What is her, and your outward appearance like? Like mega butch with a buzz cut dyed pink, or like my grandma with short hair? I’m trying to get a read on what conservative lesbos look like.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:02:47 AM EST
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I’m so fucking confused right now… I should have stayed in the F250 thread.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:02:55 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm thinking it just fell out. I was totally blown away at how youthful 74yo vajayjay can be. I imagine there are variations. But I know people wonder, I wondered. And now I know and am willing to pass along the information. But I only have experience with the one so who knows. I was expecting feebleness, now I'm kind of intimidated. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Were there any cob webs down there? Shaved, or did it just fall out? I'm thinking it just fell out. I was totally blown away at how youthful 74yo vajayjay can be. I imagine there are variations. But I know people wonder, I wondered. And now I know and am willing to pass along the information. But I only have experience with the one so who knows. I was expecting feebleness, now I'm kind of intimidated. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:03:22 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Does she still squirt, or is it more of a dry cough? No squirting. I knew a squirter many many years ago. That was unbelievable. There were major muscle contractions there that almost snapped off whatever was there. But everything (this time) worked as it should. I was not expecting that. I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that. Also nice to be around a lady that's not helpless and can't do things like fix a small engine or something. Also doesn't blab wokeness. Not one time. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:03:26 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REz_kNDTxIMI got like five grey hairs down there....for now, that area is shaved 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:03:46 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Does she still squirt, or is it more of a dry cough? WTF dude! Almost choked on poké bowl contents! |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:04:12 AM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What is her, and your outward appearance like? Like mega butch with a buzz cut dyed pink, or like my grandma with short hair? I'm trying to get a read on what conservative lesbos look like. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:04:48 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m so fucking confused right now… I should have stayed in the F250 thread. 
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:05:49 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No squirting. I knew a squirter many many years ago. That was unbelievable. There were major muscle contractions there that almost snapped off whatever was there. But everything (this time) worked as it should. I was not expecting that. I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that. Also nice to be around a lady that's not helpless and can't do things like fix a small engine or something. Also doesn't blab wokeness. Not one time. i could see how a normal sized to petite man could/wood/should be afraid of the bulky shoulders and yuge lats on the rower girl. was slightly concerned about me peen coming out looking like a 30-30.  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:08:24 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Imagine old lesbians. They must love the taste of vitamins, diabetes, and UTI. No diabetes or UTI, that actually crossed my mind. Probably better off than I will be at 74. Did I mention the strokes? Totally recovered. I have another friend that lives in Florida (not gay) that I've known for decades. She has a small farm, races horses, very fit and active. Retired, than had a stroke. This just happened last month. No vax. Kind of a conspiracy chick, didn't go to doctors because they "want people to be sick". She probably should have gone to the doctor. She's going now. Her left side is paralyzed. So I was expecting some degree of decrepitude. That was not the case. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:08:43 AM EST
[#15]
I’ve been on this forum for a while. Older lesbian dating stories is a new one!
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:10:10 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All replaced by wrinkles! The little man in the boat is now lost forever in waves of old wrinkly flesh. But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:10:41 AM EST
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Is it true, that the only “real” lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness?
Like men in prison. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:11:01 AM EST
[#18]
Bean or no beans in her chili?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:11:10 AM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: See, that's what I was expecting! Because the parts exposed to sun are wrinkled and leathery. But that was so much not the case. I'm so mind blown that after I'm done answering questions I'm just going to stare at the wall.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:11:56 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it true, that the only "real" lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness? Like men in prison. even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:12:37 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did she get............... moist?  Just a tiny bit. But like I said, I apply moisture with my applicator. This was all spontaneous, the next time I will be more prepared. Coconut oil is great for the entire body. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:13:20 AM EST
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At what point do lesbians consider intercourse as taken place?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:13:46 AM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:14:05 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't you have an avatar before with some gal and a rifle or pistol? This thread is moving faster than expected. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:15:43 AM EST
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:16:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LMAO!!! |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:16:30 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/dc/6b/79dc6be9b91821febf8097a14d720086.jpg So who made the first move? This is the fun part, because throughout the evening I thought of all the shit that guys go through trying to cop a feel. I'm not a forward person but the whole time I was wondering how to get in granny panties. The whole time. I suggested we watch music videos on my bed because it's really big and I can stretch my back out. It kind of went from there. We had to scoot closer because of her little dog. Thanks Oscar, I owe you big-time Annnnd, this is where I call "troll"...cuz no way older lesbians want sex as a priority. Most wanna just sit around, hold hands and talk about feeeeings all day.  Sonia Braga e Kim Cattrall - Sex and the City Shoot, even most straight women fall into that crap as they age. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:16:43 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I take it you're bobby dooly of the Western states home owners association and that you appear reguarly on the Phil Hendrie show I don't know what any of that means |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:16:44 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The weirdos I mentioned were the ones that weren't lesbians at all, probably not even women. But for an identity group that likes to pride themselves on "diversity", they are not diverse at all. They are conformists. They are carbon copies of whatever the handbook says they should be. They can't have an original though, without consulting the handbook to see if they are allowed to have that though. This is where granny clampett comes in. I don't think she is even aware of any of that. She was involved with a lady for 30 years until that lady died. She is what I typically call "normal" You said the n word out loud |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:16:44 AM EST
[#30]
How long were you chatting online before meeting irl?
How many irl dates before you went south? Does she reciprocate? When is it considered "sex" w/ lesbians? Homo and hetero sex is easy to define by penetration, but if I finger a girl or get a bj it doesn't count. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:17:37 AM EST
[#31]
JFC
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:17:53 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: never been to montucky, eh? even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky. Facts, I’ve seen it happen in Missoula at Maggotfest. Amazing the range of tail rugby players will chase after. I went married and my ex- wife found us a few bi chicks to play with there that were far better looking than even some of our stud players could pull. Playing rugby for 15 years, you find yourself playing against and amongst gay people all the time and it just becomes normal, as I’m sure Flyhack can attest to. I broke a few gay guys hearts by holding my ground and not playing tummy sticks. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:19:06 AM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: never been to montucky, eh? even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is it true, that the only "real" lesbians are the hot ones, and that the fat monstrous lesbians are simply forced into that lifestyle by the circumstances of their own ugliness? Like men in prison. even fat monstrous ugly women can find dick in montucky. Sheeet.... Them pushin cushin in them darn hills... |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:19:11 AM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP, political views these days can make for instant incompatibility. Opinions are strongly divided. So, I don't see having that conversation early as a bad thing. Keeps from wasting time. It helps to know if you are both are on one side of the fence or the other or just don't give a damn. That's a reasonable 3rd position, but you both have to be there for it to work. Best to know ahead of time. If you are just looking for a hook up, then it really doesn't matter. The thing is, I wasn't looking for a hookup. Totally unexpected. So of course I want to brag to my friends. I don't think my friends want to hear this shit though. Actually, I'm positive they don't, except for the one that had a stroke but she needs to recover first. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:19:22 AM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How long were you chatting online before meeting irl? How many irl dates before you went south? Does she reciprocate? When is it considered "sex" w/ lesbians? Homo and hetero sex is easy to define by penetration, but if I finger a girl or get a bj it doesn't count. Bill, is that you? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:19:39 AM EST
[#36]
Is the rule of thumb that most women are only 2 to 5 drinks away from switching teams accurate?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:19:47 AM EST
[#37]
Don't break her hip.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:20:18 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Annnnd, this is where I call "troll"...cuz no way older lesbians want sex as a priority. Most wanna just sit around, hold hands and talk about feeeeings all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW9ldyS9qHEShoot, even most straight women fall into that crap as they age. If OP is a troll shes playing the long con because she has talked about being a lesbian on here for 20+ years, and she posted pics of herself when she got her last knee replacement. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:20:25 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just a tiny bit. But like I said, I apply moisture with my applicator. This was all spontaneous, the next time I will be more prepared. Coconut oil is great for the entire body.  |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:20:29 AM EST
[#40]
One serious question.
Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:20:54 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What kind of guitars and what style of music? I played an acoustic guitar, my favorite was a Tacoma chief. I liked picking but it's really hard on the hands. Elderly woman have bad hands
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:21:59 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What is the height of the optic on your carbine? I have an eotech on the bushmaster also buis, I think from troy, and no options on my A2
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:22:29 AM EST
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No questions, just my thoughts.
Good luck with seeking happiness and companionship. Thank you for being true to yourself without pushing the current LGBTQ+++ wackadoodle agenda. Thank you for understanding that we have important political opinions in common that are for the betterment of our fellow citizens. Don’t listen for the haters, hold yourself to be a good example of the fact that we all don’t have to succumb to the hive think. To be fair and completely honest I don’t quite understand, but I do understand that I don’t have to. You deserve, and have my respect. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:23:29 AM EST
[#44]
How old were you when you got your first taste?
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:23:39 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:23:47 AM EST
[#46]
I am actually finally glad boobie picks are verboten on this forum.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:34 AM EST
[#47]
It's about time we had a proper GD thread.
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:44 AM EST
[#48]
Wait... old lesbians do sex stuff?
I guess I just always assumed that if they were anything like old straight women they's just sit around and knit or what not. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:46 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One serious question. Why does a 68 year old seek validation from responses on a firearms forum? Because we like old pussy too! Now run along junior, before she squirts you with her applicator. |
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Posted: 9/15/2024 11:26:54 AM EST
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