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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:46:41 AM EST
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Well, eexxxcuuuuuuuuse MEEEEE! I THOUGHT TEXAS WAS FREE STATE!
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:47:36 AM EST
[#2]
When I was a truck driver I saw that several times. Boobs all the time, oral several times and once someone rode next to me for a whole state almost getting his woman off. Some folks like attention. The worse I've seen is a guy had a woman in a floorboard with a gun to her head.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:55:01 AM EST
[#3]
Way more common than you think. I used to know a few dudes that carried paper napkins in their car for just this reason.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:56:22 AM EST
[#4]
cock gazing thread
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 3:16:00 AM EST
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Huh. Pretty sure I've never jerked off in my car at any time, for any reason. It would never occur to me to rub one out in my car.
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?

Huh. Pretty sure I've never jerked off in my car at any time, for any reason. It would never occur to me to rub one out in my car.




Get an overnight security job where you sit in your car.  

I lost count at how many times I did it over the years
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:48:32 AM EST
[#6]
This guy?

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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:51:50 AM EST
[#7]
Multi tasking
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:54:58 AM EST
[#8]
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only 2 things come from Texas...steers and........  
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:54:59 AM EST
[#9]
arf username?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:12:39 AM EST
[#10]
Had a buddy make a paint run and bought a spray can of Krylon or something like that.  He was sitting in traffic shaking the can up and looked over to see a woman glaring at him.

He held the can up and smiled at her.  She stuck her nose up in the air and drove off.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:16:01 AM EST
[#11]
Meat gazer thread
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:17:43 AM EST
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Is that better or worse than texting and driving?
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It's worse.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:18:48 AM EST
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Had a buddy make a paint run and bought a spray can of Krylon or something like that.  He was sitting in traffic shaking the can up and looked over to see a woman glaring at him.

He held the can up and smiled at her.  She stuck her nose up in the air and drove off.
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:20:34 AM EST
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
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Then you’ve not been “truly” alive, that dude is living life..
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:21:04 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:21:36 AM EST
[#16]
Multi-tasking
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:40:58 AM EST
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Is this one of those missed connections threads?
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Good question - OP was there a BFL sticker on the back window?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:41:25 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 7:43:17 AM EST
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PLOT TWIST: OP didn’t look over. He looked down.

IT WAS HIM THE WHOLE TIME
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:04:19 AM EST
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Maybe you shouldn't pick up hitch hikers and let them ride shotgun.
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:09:06 AM EST
[#21]
It's a little after 8am in the Midwest and the best thread in GD has already happened for the day!

Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:11:16 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:14:45 AM EST
[#23]
In this thread, op has never fapped in a car going 80.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:15:36 AM EST
[#24]
Did he he have TN plates?

Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:20:17 AM EST
[#25]
You guys can stop PM'ing me.  It wasn't me.  Thanks so much for the concern and well wishes.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:23:37 AM EST
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Did the same years ago but for me it was a female pleasuring herself driving home during commute traffic.
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 8:25:02 AM EST
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Took a mangrove boat tour while vacationing in Mexico.  Some dude was wanking it on the shore for all the tourists to see.

How do people get that perverted?   Probably a rapist or future rapist.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 9:25:21 AM EST
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How long did you watch?
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How long did you have eye contact?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 9:51:48 AM EST
[#29]
Run his damned ass off the road
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 10:04:59 AM EST
[#30]
Well are you just going to watch or give the fella a hand?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 10:08:42 AM EST
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Did you make eye contact?
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Not only does eye contact make it better it can make a, Connection.  If you know what I mean.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 11:56:36 AM EST
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
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You didn't get the memo? We live in a sick society.
Welcome to hell.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 12:11:17 PM EST
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Not brag but one time my wife and I surprised someone who drove past us in our car.
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Absolutely degenerate.

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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 1:45:51 PM EST
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OP tried, but commander one-hander had already come and gone.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 1:46:59 PM EST
[#35]
OP, he thought you were cute?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 1:50:58 PM EST
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Maybe you shouldn't pick up hitch hikers and let them ride shotgun.





so would it be okay as long as they rode in the back ??  
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 1:52:33 PM EST
[#37]
HEY, my boner kept getting stuck in the steering wheel!
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 1:52:50 PM EST
[#38]
Years ago a friend of the family was driving down the highway and passed a car with the window down in the back seat.  It was filled with a bare ass in the process of doing number 2.  Literally shitting out the window.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 1:53:03 PM EST
[#39]
Plot twist, OP was parked next to a bldg with mirrored glass.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:28:04 PM EST
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I wish just owning and driving a motor car still brought me that level of excitement.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:37:07 PM EST
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buy a used car they said.
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Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:38:45 PM EST
[#42]
OP be like:

Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:43:31 PM EST
[#43]
I saw that once at an intersection. Caught me way off guard. Dude was just casually slow stroking waiting for the light to turn red.

Just one in a million other incidents that over time have destroyed my faith in mankind.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 2:46:58 PM EST
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just don't touch the tips. Thats when it gets weird.

The Whitest Kids U'Know - Slow Jerk
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 3:37:11 PM EST
[#45]
Well?

Well, what?

Well did he finish?
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 3:50:21 PM EST
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Well?

Well, what?

Well did he finish?
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Avatar checks out.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:48:56 PM EST
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Just jerking off right there in broad daylight, windows down, just going to town.

I've been alive for 36 years, behind the wheel for 20. I've never seen this nor thought to do it.

What the hell?
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So, the guy sitting in your passenger seat was jerking it? Yeah, I'd say that's a little odd.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:56:54 PM EST
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Huh. Pretty sure I've never jerked off in my car at any time, for any reason. It would never occur to me to rub one out in my car.
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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:57:26 PM EST
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Years ago I was out with a girl I was seeing at the time, she wanted to go down into the city for the day. We were in this park area sitting on a bench, lots of other people around and other benches. At some point she hops up, grabs my hand and tells me we need to move along quickly. After we exited the area she told me there was a guy sitting on a bench across the pad from us doing the same, looking in her direction. I didn't see it fortunately, but I don't think she'd have made it up.
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Not how I thought that was going to end.
Link Posted: 2/10/2023 6:58:33 PM EST
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You were looking in the mirror.
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