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Posted: 9/12/2022 12:11:59 PM EDT
Can anyone guess what I'm doing?
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Does it involve either hand?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:12:59 PM EDT
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What would you do to retake Constantinople?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:14:23 PM EDT
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Not unless you count this, which I'm doing on my phone.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:15:06 PM EDT
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"Retake"?
I never had It in the first place.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:15:45 PM EDT
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Do you wear a shirt with a plastic nametag?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:16:20 PM EDT
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Waiting in a white pick up at some work site.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:16:23 PM EDT
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Nope
No name tag.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:16:36 PM EDT
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Waiting in a white pick up at some work site.
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Waiting in a white pick up at some work site.

Winner
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:16:42 PM EDT
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You’re pulling a train in the locker room, aren’t you…
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:16:48 PM EDT
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donating plasma?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:17:28 PM EDT
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Not today.
Lots of trains being pulled in close proximity to me, though.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:17:57 PM EDT
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Waiting in a white pick up at some work site.
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Waiting in a white pick up at some work site.

Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:18:08 PM EDT
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Nope
I've given blood lots of times, but never donated plasma.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:18:52 PM EDT
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Are you Bubba?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:19:06 PM EDT
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Waiting in a white pick up at some work site.

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At least I'm remembered for something here.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:19:41 PM EDT
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No
Why, do I have big gums?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:20:34 PM EDT
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Nope
I've given blood lots of times, but never donated plasma.
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Nope
I've given blood lots of times, but never donated plasma.


I thought about donating plasma but I am afraid I'd catch aids from the facility
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:22:06 PM EDT
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What is the current temperature of your refrigerator?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:23:38 PM EDT
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"Retake"?
I never had It in the first place.
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What would you do to retake Constantinople?

"Retake"?
I never had It in the first place.

How would restore Constantinople to Greece?

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Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:24:03 PM EDT
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Home (kitchen or garage) or hotel fridge?
I'd have to call someone to check.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:25:04 PM EDT
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How would restore Constantinople to Greece?

(ETA: Auto-correct sucks)
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What would you do to retake Constantinople?

"Retake"?
I never had It in the first place.

How would restore Constantinople to Greece?

(ETA: Auto-correct sucks)

Crusade with extreme prejudice.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:27:48 PM EDT
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Just realized the Bubba reference.

No, I'm not Bubba.
5'10" 180 lbs
33x34 jeans
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:27:58 PM EDT
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No
Why, do I have big gums?
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Are you Bubba?

No
Why, do I have big gums?

No, I'm asking all of GD and I did not see you in my thread.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:28:29 PM EDT
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No, I'm asking all of GD and I did not see you in my thread.
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Are you Bubba?

No
Why, do I have big gums?

No, I'm asking all of GD and I did not see you in my thread.

See above
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:32:19 PM EDT
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If I was to wear cowboy boots, Daisy Dukes and a Dolly Porton T-shirt will that pass as a respectable Texan?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:33:23 PM EDT
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No, but you'd make one helluva Tennessean.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:34:56 PM EDT
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Can you recommend any good places to live in Tx? Hopefully relocating in a few years and doing my research.

I promise never to utter “well back home we do it this way” and plan on fully assimilate.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:37:30 PM EDT
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Can you recommend any good places to live in Tx? Hopefully relocating in a few years and doing my research.

I promise never to utter “well back home we do it this way” and plan on fully assimilate.
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Depends on your career.
Techies should look in the Austin or Dallas areas, O&G is gonna be either in the West Texas wastelands or Houston area.
Narrow it down and I'll tell you where to avoid.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:40:52 PM EDT
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Depends on your career.
Techies should look in the Austin or Dallas areas, O&G is gonna be either in the West Texas wastelands or Houston area.
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Wife can take Job to Dallas, she’s the breadwinner. So looking in the DFW area. I have no problem doing whatever, but educated in business.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:47:33 PM EDT
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Wife can take Job to Dallas, she’s the breadwinner. So looking in the DFW area. I have no problem doing whatever, but educated in business.
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Depends on your career.
Techies should look in the Austin or Dallas areas, O&G is gonna be either in the West Texas wastelands or Houston area.
Narrow it down and I'll tell you where to avoid.


Wife can take Job to Dallas, she’s the breadwinner. So looking in the DFW area. I have no problem doing whatever, but educated in business.

I'm more familiar with the Houston area, but my son lived in Dallas for a while and loved it. He lived in the White Rock Lake area. Old, quiet neighborhoods with big trees and nice homes. Relatively close to the Lower Greenville area (hip location with bars and restaurants) and Deep Ellum (bars and "interesting folks").
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:48:54 PM EDT
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Not today.
Lots of trains being pulled in close proximity to me, though.
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You’re pulling a train in the locker room, aren’t you…

Not today.
Lots of trains being pulled in close proximity to me, though.


At my ex wifes house?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:51:53 PM EDT
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At my ex wifes house?
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You’re pulling a train in the locker room, aren’t you…

Not today.
Lots of trains being pulled in close proximity to me, though.


At my ex wifes house?

Is your ex-wife your mom?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:52:28 PM EDT
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That was out of line.
I didn't mean that.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:53:49 PM EDT
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Why do we have a dimwitted communist like FJB and his blithering idiot VP running the United States of America?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:54:25 PM EDT
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:56:16 PM EDT
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Why do we have a dimwitted communist like FJB and his blithering idiot VP running the United States of America?
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Because the socialists who are ACTUALLY running this country played the long game and created a low IQ, dependant voter base large enough to keep them in power starting back in the '60s.
McCarthy was right.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:56:52 PM EDT
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I'm bored, therefore I watch a lot of porn... so yes.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 12:59:12 PM EDT
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Is your ex-wife your mom?
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You’re pulling a train in the locker room, aren’t you…

Not today.
Lots of trains being pulled in close proximity to me, though.


At my ex wifes house?

Is your ex-wife your mom?


I live in Florida, not Texas
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:00:51 PM EDT
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I live in Florida, not Texas
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You’re pulling a train in the locker room, aren’t you…

Not today.
Lots of trains being pulled in close proximity to me, though.


At my ex wifes house?

Is your ex-wife your mom?


I live in Florida, not Texas

That was more of an Arkansas joke softball I tossed out there.
You missed.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:07:59 PM EDT
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Are you sitting in a hotel room, on the clock, near a railyard, waiting on some instructions?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:10:33 PM EDT
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You fire watching again?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:12:43 PM EDT
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Not right now, yes, sort of, no.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:14:05 PM EDT
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No fire this time. Just an over-engineered pile of equipment for nothing more than the possibility of (maybe) some nitrogen.

Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:16:29 PM EDT
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33x34 jeans
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I'm 6-0 and wear 30-32 inseam.
You must be all legs and no torso.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:30:05 PM EDT
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My 1st
1976 Buik Skylark with a straight 6 and 3 speed column shift.
I bought it when I was a sophomore in HS with my own money... $450.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:31:32 PM EDT
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I'm 6-0 and wear 30-32 inseam.
You must be all legs and no torso.
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I'm 6-0 and wear 30-32 inseam.
You must be all legs and no torso.

Not really. I'm properly proportioned.
I wear boots on a daily basis and you need some extra length in the inseam for jeans to lay properly on a western boot.
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:34:01 PM EDT
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You weren’t in the staff meeting I just sat through.  But if you were, why did it last so long?
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:39:31 PM EDT
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  

I need the answer in cords of wood please
Link Posted: 9/12/2022 1:41:52 PM EDT
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You weren’t in the staff meeting I just sat through.  But if you were, why did it last so long?
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Because you all knew you'd have to go back to work when it ended.
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