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Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:33:26 AM EDT
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I'm so old, I literally dropped a dime on someone.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:33:58 AM EDT
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Vulva.

Vaginas are never hairy.
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One would hope so.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:36:59 AM EDT
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I'm so old, literally meant literally.
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Back when "Mr Dirt" was the best salesman that an oil company could ever have.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 3:14:40 AM EDT
[#4]
That "changing the channel" meant "getting off your ass".  


Link Posted: 6/12/2021 6:58:14 AM EDT
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I'm so old that the only phone color was black, and on top of it you did not own it

also my phone # when I was a kid was Woodbine7-xxxx
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We have one in the cellar.  I don't think Bell Telephone wants it back.

I'm not quite old enough to remember OSwald 5 - xxxx or BLackbird 3 - xxxx, but I know what they are.

I remember when Han shot first.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 7:25:29 AM EDT
[#6]
Juneteenth meant nothing
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:14:33 AM EDT
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Him is so old that going to town meant a two day trip on horseback.
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Not quite, but when I was in my 30s there were"old timers" around who remembered those days.

I worked with a contemporary who lived in Scotland, CT (I think) who had never been farther that Willimantic and Storrs.

He was an oddity.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:15:50 AM EDT
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'Party lines' on the telephone.
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We had one in PA when I was in high school.

I can't remember how many were on it, two or three I think.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:37:01 PM EDT
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That "changing the channel" meant "getting off your ass".  


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LOL oh yeah.

My first vhs had a "remote" with a wire.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:37:52 PM EDT
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We have one in the cellar.  I don't think Bell Telephone wants it back.

I'm not quite old enough to remember OSwald 5 - xxxx or BLackbird 3 - xxxx, but I know what they are.

I remember when Han shot first.
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It's accruing late fees.  You didn't know this?  Uh oh.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:40:33 PM EDT
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Im not old enough to have used it, but i remember WW2 era guys who used the term "cock" for pussy. As in:

"My buddy and me would load up in my cock-wagon and go find some cock about every Saturday night in Anniston. "  

My brother and i cracked up hearing that. Old dude (Pacific theater fighter pilot) wondered what we found so amusing. Pissed, even.  He told us that is what they called pussy "in his day".  He was not the only one of that age i heard it from either.

Guess it's akin to me cracking up my daughter's friends when i said: "I have remove a bad tranny from my truck." They thought that hilarious.
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It has always meant what it means now.  He was testing you.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:43:15 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm so old, "America" meant "freedom".
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:50:52 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm so old, shit bussin respectfully meant I just ate a delicious meal.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 1:55:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:00:54 PM EDT
[#15]
I am so old I remember when "safe sex" meant her parents didn't find out!
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:03:01 PM EDT
[#16]
Holding a door for a woman was gentlemanly, not cis-male aggression.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:04:18 PM EDT
[#17]
So old I cut my foot on a pop top
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:05:59 PM EDT
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That "changing the channel" meant "getting off your ass".
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Damn!  You are old.  Even I remember this being how we changed channels.

Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:08:43 PM EDT
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A NIKE was a missile.
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Hah!

I lived in a subdivision next to a Nike missile control station.  Used to ride my mini-bike on the trails around the hill it was on.  I remember getting a tour when I was a Cub Scout.  The missiles were about 20 miles away.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:08:57 PM EDT
[#20]
A dime bag actually cost a dime
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:09:15 PM EDT
[#21]
Be kind, rewind!
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:09:26 PM EDT
[#22]
I played smeer the queer in elementary school.

School teachers wore dresses or suits.

Drivers license test were only in English.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 2:09:40 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm so old, "no...stop" meant "tear off my clothes and fuck me like a wild beast." How times have changed.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 3:43:52 PM EDT
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Im not old enough to have used it, but i remember WW2 era guys who used the term "cock" for pussy. As in:

"My buddy and me would load up in my cock-wagon and go find some cock about every Saturday night in Anniston. "  

My brother and i cracked up hearing that. Old dude (Pacific theater fighter pilot) wondered what we found so amusing. Pissed, even.  He told us that is what they called pussy "in his day".  He was not the only one of that age i heard it from either.

Guess it's akin to me cracking up my daughter's friends when i said: "I have remove a bad tranny from my truck." They thought that hilarious.  
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I recall hearing guys using "cock" to refer to pussy that way up until around 1970.  Then porn movies with sound became common and the current terms started to come into use as porn more or less standardized sexual terminology in the country.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 3:44:55 PM EDT
[#25]
"Salty" meant an experienced sailor.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 3:47:39 PM EDT
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That "changing the channel" meant "getting off your ass".  

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I spent a considerable portion of my childhood TV viewing time standing next to the set; I was the remote control.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 3:52:38 PM EDT
[#27]
I'm so old-retarded- meant -genuine medical diagnosis
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 4:01:47 PM EDT
[#28]
There's two kind of lovers and two kind of brothers,
And two kind of babies to hold.
There's two kind of cherries and two kind of fairies,
And two kind of mothers I'm told, and told

...

I wish coke was still cola
And a joint was a bad place to be.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 4:06:45 PM EDT
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You're so old you knew who that was
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I know who this was.

Click To View Spoiler
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 4:17:44 PM EDT
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I'm so old that the only phone color was black, and on top of it you did not own it

also my phone # when I was a kid was Woodbine7-xxxx
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Ours only had three digits. To place a call, you gave the number to "Central".

Link Posted: 6/12/2021 4:25:25 PM EDT
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I'm so old that the only phone color was black, and on top of it you did not own it

also my phone # when I was a kid was Woodbine7-xxxx

Ours only had three digits. To place a call, you gave the number to "Central".
https://th.bing.com/th/id/Racc500b4f5d5c31093444f75d9ddff1b?rik=L%2f31x6fD50HMSQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fsodpit.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2011%2f09%2fTelephone-Switchboard-Operators-1957.jpg&ehk=BxjGUZK5ikP5M%2fqYwcVcBwEFQfU%2bODV%2budP5LVuQnh4%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw


You missed your chance to talk about what operators operating used to mean.

Link Posted: 6/12/2021 4:33:38 PM EDT
[#32]
BLM meant Bureau of Land Management
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 7:16:24 PM EDT
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"Salty" meant an experienced sailor.
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It was a characteristic of an experienced sailor or marine.

"Salty" is an adjective ............. not a noun.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 7:30:37 PM EDT
[#34]
I'm so old, "put on your rubbers" meant "put on your rain boots".
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 7:45:09 PM EDT
[#35]
...when the biggest threats to our liberties didn't come from our own government.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 8:00:46 PM EDT
[#36]
When "nurse" did not mean a fat woman.

When "non-smoker" meant some kind of weirdo.

When "youth" meant the time in your life when you were young.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 8:07:48 PM EDT
[#37]
Dialing 411
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 8:48:55 PM EDT
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Wow.  

you're old



Link Posted: 6/12/2021 9:46:43 PM EDT
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Ours was WAbash5-2xxx.
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There's one. "New phone technology" meant "now you can dial."

1954 How to dial your phone by Bell System
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 9:49:13 PM EDT
[#41]
dialing the phone meant dialing the phone, and you could drop a dime on someone
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 9:58:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:03:24 PM EDT
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Tranny was short for transmission.
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This for me....we called them trannys in high school
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:04:24 PM EDT
[#44]
Ice cubes came out of a tray with a metal pull handle
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:05:44 PM EDT
[#45]
"I'm taking my minibike and bb gun to the train tracks, be back in a bit" meant I would actually be back and my parents didn't have to worry about anything.  

Different time
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:12:15 PM EDT
[#46]
I’m so old when we got “cable” tv I thought that name referred to the cable that ran from the box that changed the channels to the tv, with the rotating knob to help you fine tune your reception.....
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:14:15 PM EDT
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How about when "I'm bringing a gun to school," meant "I'm going to go shooting/hunting afterward" as opposed to "I'm going to murder my classmates and teachers?"
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:22:40 PM EDT
[#48]
I'm a dick.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 10:30:13 PM EDT
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You missed your chance to talk about what operators operating used to mean.

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When I was a kid in the 70s the medical center my mom worked at still used a switch board to manually connect calls to the various offices. I used to hang out with the operator and help her connect calls.
Link Posted: 6/12/2021 11:00:09 PM EDT
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Taking a "selfie" was not something you would share or do out in the open.  

Mostly in the shower or into the "sock"
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