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Posted: 1/20/2019 12:13:27 AM EDT
Care to take a guess as to why?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:14:55 AM EDT
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Poop Thread
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:14:58 AM EDT
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Gall bladder went tits up...
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:15:11 AM EDT
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cannabinoid hyperemesis?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:15:20 AM EDT
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Gall bladder or kidney stones
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:15:59 AM EDT
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Diverticulitis.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:16:01 AM EDT
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I will shoot the middle and say Gall Stones.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:16:51 AM EDT
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That’s my guess.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:16:56 AM EDT
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Appendicitis.

Ask me how I know...
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:17:07 AM EDT
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Diverticulitis?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:17:16 AM EDT
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Appendicitis? Or you ordered too much at all you can eat sushi?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:17:28 AM EDT
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Pancreatitis

Damn boozers
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:17:58 AM EDT
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What do you know about the Clintons?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:19:00 AM EDT
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You just sat down and it went up in there by accident, right?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:19:26 AM EDT
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Gall stones
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:19:37 AM EDT
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Hernia.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:20:24 AM EDT
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What did you lose during butt play?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:20:36 AM EDT
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When was the last time you pooped?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:21:52 AM EDT
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Worms?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:22:45 AM EDT
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Was it a million-to-one shot?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:22:49 AM EDT
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Cause it fucking hurts?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:22:54 AM EDT
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Gerbils got away from ya?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:22:55 AM EDT
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OP was brave?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:22:56 AM EDT
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Brave enough butt not smart enough?

ETA- one fucking second......
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:22:58 AM EDT
[#25]
Hot Wheels car
Guinea pig
Lamp
Boat oar

Which object is in your rectum?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:23:15 AM EDT
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For me it was 100% necrotic gall bladder, I feel ya dawg, worst pain I've ever felt, and I've broken almost ever bone in my poor body, including compound fractures, tibia and ulna.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:23:15 AM EDT
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Did you insert something, or several things where they shouldn't have been inserted?

Or appendix. Been there done that. Had appendicitis when I was 17.  Really bad.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:24:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:24:17 AM EDT
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"slipped and fell on something"
"one in a million chance doc"
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:24:48 AM EDT
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Did you die from it already? Because you sure aren’t answering any questions.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:24:56 AM EDT
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This

Been there for both OP, whichever it is, you're fucked. Enjoy the morphine drip.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:25:34 AM EDT
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Like I said, gall bladder needed to come out...
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:25:41 AM EDT
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Ovarian cyst?
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:25:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:25:49 AM EDT
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Gallbladder "cholecystitis"
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:26:36 AM EDT
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Appendicitis.

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Bingo! Going to get it taken out tomorrow. I was in pain for three days before I finally said fuck it and went. What’s sad is that it’s only slightly inflamed so it’s not even all that critical.

V
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:27:09 AM EDT
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Ruptured diverticulum, BTW that is not fun.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:28:00 AM EDT
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Always use a string.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:28:03 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:28:09 AM EDT
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I had an appendicitis in September. Woke up with abdominal pain had an MRI in the afternoon. Laparoscopic surgery by 10pm. Did not burst, did not leak. I was lucky. I hope you are too. Follow the surgeon's instructions for recovery time. Bad stuff can happen.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:28:13 AM EDT
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?

Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:28:40 AM EDT
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GAS bubble
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:29:25 AM EDT
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Bingo! Going to get it taken out tomorrow. I was in pain for three days before I finally said fuck it and went. What’s sad is that it’s only slightly inflamed so it’s not even all that critical.

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Appendicitis.

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Bingo! Going to get it taken out tomorrow. I was in pain for three days before I finally said fuck it and went. What’s sad is that it’s only slightly inflamed so it’s not even all that critical.

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If it has not ruptured yet, we have different definitions of severe.  Yes I had ruptured appendix back in 1995
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:29:50 AM EDT
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I feel for you dude.  
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:29:57 AM EDT
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Bingo! Going to get it taken out tomorrow. I was in pain for three days before I finally said fuck it and went. What's sad is that it's only slightly inflamed so it's not even all that critical.

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now a days they go through your belly button --- no scar.

I got the scar.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:30:36 AM EDT
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Bingo! Going to get it taken out tomorrow. I was in pain for three days before I finally said fuck it and went. What’s sad is that it’s only slightly inflamed so it’s not even all that critical.

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Kinda wondered that when I read the title. Hope you feel better soon.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:30:40 AM EDT
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That sucks!  Sorry dude.

I was going to say "did you get the double meat lover's breakfast sandwich?" which bound me up for 4 days.  The local convenient store (Stewart's Shoppes) has a Meat Lovers breakfast sandwich that has an egg, cheese, bacon, ham, and sausage.  The Double is Deadly.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:31:38 AM EDT
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For me it was 100% necrotic gall bladder, I feel ya dawg, worst pain I've ever felt, and I've broken almost ever bone in my poor body, including compound fractures, tibia and ulna.
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BTDT... wife asks me how I tolerate kidney stones like they're nothing... compared to that, they were.

I felt like a million bucks after surgery, even with a couple of large incisions in my belly.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:34:42 AM EDT
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BTDT... wife asks me how I tolerate kidney stones like they're nothing... compared to that, they were.

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Yep. Compared to when it was still in there post surgery was wonderful.

Walked my happy ass out of the hospital 4 hours post op and went to work the next day.
Link Posted: 1/20/2019 12:35:28 AM EDT
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What the hell is wrong with people? We got yelled at for putting our fingers in our ears.

Healthcare should not cover some idiot putting a fake fist up his/her whatever. They can just hobble around with it as a sign for the rest of humanity.

Buncha damn weirdoes.
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