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Link Posted: 5/6/2020 11:29:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Charlie_Foxtrot:
GD: "She's hot, she does porn!!"

Also GD: "Her porn sucks, dudes dick wasn't hard" 

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Ron White s take on Homophobes

Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:03:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skillshot:


One of the guys a few towns over had a wife that was a counselor at the high school. Her hs daughter was dating a guy in the hs. He fucked them both regularly and of course bragged about it. She was arrested by the Texas Rangers 
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Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Originally Posted By Bthorn:
I had an elementary teacher that I met via the lunch ladies one time.  My HS shared a lunch room with the elementary school next door (small school in NE texas).  She taught 2nd graders while I was a big, swole, football senior.  I saw her once and made a suggestive comment while going through the lunch line.  Evidently, one of the lunch ladies shared with her and she confronted me the next day, on the sly.  What followed cannot be believed, for it is too outrageous for the shitbags of GD to personally accept.  

Yes, public schools are full of devious females employees looking for a proper throttling.  It is NOT a new phenomenon.

ETA- yeah, she was smoking hot.


One of the guys a few towns over had a wife that was a counselor at the high school. Her hs daughter was dating a guy in the hs. He fucked them both regularly and of course bragged about it. She was arrested by the Texas Rangers 


Ah, the good old sportsman's double.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:05:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Took a stroll over to pornhub to check her out. Yup, she will do just fine.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:13:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bgrhammer:


Ah, the good old sportsman's double.
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Originally Posted By bgrhammer:
Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Originally Posted By Bthorn:
I had an elementary teacher that I met via the lunch ladies one time.  My HS shared a lunch room with the elementary school next door (small school in NE texas).  She taught 2nd graders while I was a big, swole, football senior.  I saw her once and made a suggestive comment while going through the lunch line.  Evidently, one of the lunch ladies shared with her and she confronted me the next day, on the sly.  What followed cannot be believed, for it is too outrageous for the shitbags of GD to personally accept.  

Yes, public schools are full of devious females employees looking for a proper throttling.  It is NOT a new phenomenon.

ETA- yeah, she was smoking hot.


One of the guys a few towns over had a wife that was a counselor at the high school. Her hs daughter was dating a guy in the hs. He fucked them both regularly and of course bragged about it. She was arrested by the Texas Rangers 


Ah, the good old sportsman's double.



The only thing that sucks about that, is after you pull that off, what else is there to accomplish? I mean shit, you're 17 years old, you've pulled off one of the ultimate fuck fantasies.  Everything from there on has to be a let down

Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:13:59 AM EDT
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They say real success is doing what you enjoy, so ...
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:20:17 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sherm8404:


Found me one just fine in 1987 during my sophomore year.
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I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 500, Alex.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:31:29 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skillshot:


But would she be a responsible, loving mother to your children?
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Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Originally Posted By Charlie_Foxtrot:
Originally Posted By Skillshot:


I'm not going to look up her porn, but I see better looking chicks at Target.



Yeah but will they let you rub your limp dick on their box in the back of a corolla at a park an hour after being sentenced for sleeping with their student and out it on the internet? She may not be a 10 but where I'm from that is value added levels of crazy kink.


But would she be a responsible, loving mother to your children?



If I'm railing a girl in the back of a corolla, in a park, just a couple hours after she was sentenced for committing a felony, I already know she is not wife or mother material. I'm just there for the crazy sex.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:33:49 AM EDT
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Proves that teaching sucks as a career for young women.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:36:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Indrid-Cold:


Yes, sadly she was destined for porn.

You can see it in her face and eyes.




.....and probably her hair too.
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Originally Posted By Indrid-Cold:
Originally Posted By 68Ford:
She banged that kid 100+ times.
No surprise she wound up in porn.

Bet she was molested as a child. Just a guess.


Yes, sadly she was destined for porn.

You can see it in her face and eyes.




.....and probably her hair too.

Eh, the evidence shows that she swallows.
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Link Posted: 5/7/2020 12:55:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By C-4:


@scuba_steve

It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin.  I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there.
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Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
I cannot believe you fuckers have not provided her name yet.  Jesus Christ on a fucking pony, it's M....oh goddammit, is that the phone ringing...?  



ETA:  Nope, it wasn't, but thanks for waiting.  


@scuba_steve

It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin.  I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there.

Freaking thank you.


Finally
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 1:31:45 AM EDT
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Why the fuck didnt I have teachers like that?

I would Fo!
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 2:53:18 AM EDT
[#13]
I hereby award this thread Double Bonus Points for using the word "Gestetner".
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 3:12:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/7/2020 3:57:08 AM EDT
[#15]
Holy shit. Those videos are terrible
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 5:10:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Terlinguachili:
Proves that teaching sucks as a career for young women.
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Taking that as your premise implies young women teaching as a career is a boon to young men.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 5:30:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By C-4:


@scuba_steve

It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin.  I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there.
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Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
I cannot believe you fuckers have not provided her name yet.  Jesus Christ on a fucking pony, it's M....oh goddammit, is that the phone ringing...?  



ETA:  Nope, it wasn't, but thanks for waiting.  


@scuba_steve

It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin.  I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there.

Link Posted: 5/7/2020 5:39:51 AM EDT
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Dude was limp dicking her in that car. SAD!
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 5:48:05 AM EDT
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It's like that every video....

Seriously that's just embarrassing. How could anyone possibly thinks it's a good idea to put that on the internet.

At least pop a couple viagras wait a little bit and reshoot. FFS.  
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 5:49:02 AM EDT
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She’s cute.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:15:19 AM EDT
[#21]
Watched the last vid, dude couldn't even get it up, worst porn ever
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:26:40 AM EDT
[#22]
She looks fun.

And that dude in the videos is a fuckin homo
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:43:50 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Charlie_Foxtrot:



So it would have been better if the guy had a thick, fat, rock hard, dick, and been in better shape? 
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Just having a hard dick would have increased the quality 10 fold.

If I’m going to watch some limp dicks in my porn, it will at least be on a hot trans girl that is getting railed.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:44:29 AM EDT
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Teachers didn’t look like that when I was a kid.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:47:08 AM EDT
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I saw the video last night.

I also forgot that my outside bluetooth speakers were connected while I watched the 20 min video.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:55:53 AM EDT
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Just having a hard dick would have increased the quality 10 fold.

If I'm going to watch some limp dicks in my porn, it will at least be on a hot trans girl that is getting railed.
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Ahh.

That's actually two dudes fucking. One happens to have tits...
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:56:11 AM EDT
[#27]
Double
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:56:31 AM EDT
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I also forgot that my outside bluetooth speakers were connected while I watched the 20 min video.
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Rookie mistake
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 6:59:36 AM EDT
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That “kid” is a lard ass that drives a busted up car, yep he’s a keeper. That chick is a train wreck.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 7:09:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AcidGambit:


I banged my college ENC instructor. I dated a ER nurse last year; she smoke pot, chased xanax, drank like a fish, and tried to shoot me up with morphine when I had a simple stomach ache. 

Date a history teach or dermatology nurse, both boring and simple. Scrub nurses can be real bitches, not a doctor, avoid those to. 

Honestly avoid teachers period.
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I dated a Medical University Professor (Neuro Surgeon) for a while before I met my wife. Lets just say it was a wild ride.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 7:09:17 AM EDT
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Anyone wanna PM me a link?
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 7:11:14 AM EDT
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Just search her name in google then click videos.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 7:18:39 AM EDT
[#33]
Coke dick
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 7:33:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kcolg30:
I saw the video last night. 

I also forgot that my outside bluetooth speakers were connected while I watched the 20 min video.
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I bet the neighborhood Karens were mad.

Link Posted: 5/7/2020 7:47:02 AM EDT
[#35]
I bet that fat dude is an Arfcommer
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:01:15 AM EDT
[#36]
Iowa AOC is sixteen.  The “victim” was seventeen.  This was a “person in a position of authority” issue that should have been handled as an administrative matter between employer and employee, not a criminal case.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:03:17 AM EDT
[#37]
Yeah I'd disappoint her for a few minutes.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:16:00 AM EDT
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To say she has issues is an understatement.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:40:10 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By glklvr:


Oh my.
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:


Just go to a certain site and type in her real name in the search.


Oh my.



Gigity
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:41:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bthorn:
I had an elementary teacher that I met via the lunch ladies one time.  My HS shared a lunch room with the elementary school next door (small school in NE texas).  She taught 2nd graders while I was a big, swole, football senior.  I saw her once and made a suggestive comment while going through the lunch line.  Evidently, one of the lunch ladies shared with her and she confronted me the next day, on the sly.  What followed cannot be believed, for it is too outrageous for the shitbags of GD to personally accept.  
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I would accept it. Post it.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:46:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By pdxshooter:
She made more money the first week of stripping and porn than 10 years of teaching. Good choice.
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It's a solid career path with a good retirement plan.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:51:41 AM EDT
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To say she has issues is an understatement.
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She is destined to end up as a poorly executed re-enactment on the ID channel. Give it five years.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 8:56:04 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By fivepointoh:
Coke dick
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How do you know?
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 9:01:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/7/2020 9:03:51 AM EDT
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This is a prime example of a chick who would TOTALLY believe, you when you tell her that you have to engage in sex 2-3 times daily, or you're going to die. Rare disease.

She sent pics to her 17 YO "boyfriend" and thought he's keep them to himself?
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 9:24:39 AM EDT
[#46]
She’s got a nice bod.
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How do you know?
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Coke dick


How do you know?
I was waiting for someone to say it. It's a commonly known "issue". I have never done anything more than marijuana as a teen.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 9:34:25 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By lilMAC25:
She’s got a nice bod.
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Link Posted: 5/7/2020 9:36:29 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
One of the few jobs that pays you well if you really suck.
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You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore Iowa school teacher.
Link Posted: 5/7/2020 9:41:34 AM EDT
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"We went to Bever Park, which was kind of our hangout."

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