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Originally Posted By Charlie_Foxtrot: GD: "She's hot, she does porn!!" Also GD: "Her porn sucks, dudes dick wasn't hard" View Quote Ron White s take on Homophobes |
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Originally Posted By Skillshot: One of the guys a few towns over had a wife that was a counselor at the high school. Her hs daughter was dating a guy in the hs. He fucked them both regularly and of course bragged about it. She was arrested by the Texas Rangers View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Skillshot: Originally Posted By Bthorn: I had an elementary teacher that I met via the lunch ladies one time. My HS shared a lunch room with the elementary school next door (small school in NE texas). She taught 2nd graders while I was a big, swole, football senior. I saw her once and made a suggestive comment while going through the lunch line. Evidently, one of the lunch ladies shared with her and she confronted me the next day, on the sly. What followed cannot be believed, for it is too outrageous for the shitbags of GD to personally accept. Yes, public schools are full of devious females employees looking for a proper throttling. It is NOT a new phenomenon. ETA- yeah, she was smoking hot. One of the guys a few towns over had a wife that was a counselor at the high school. Her hs daughter was dating a guy in the hs. He fucked them both regularly and of course bragged about it. She was arrested by the Texas Rangers Ah, the good old sportsman's double. |
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Took a stroll over to pornhub to check her out. Yup, she will do just fine.
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Originally Posted By bgrhammer: Ah, the good old sportsman's double. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By bgrhammer: Originally Posted By Skillshot: Originally Posted By Bthorn: I had an elementary teacher that I met via the lunch ladies one time. My HS shared a lunch room with the elementary school next door (small school in NE texas). She taught 2nd graders while I was a big, swole, football senior. I saw her once and made a suggestive comment while going through the lunch line. Evidently, one of the lunch ladies shared with her and she confronted me the next day, on the sly. What followed cannot be believed, for it is too outrageous for the shitbags of GD to personally accept. Yes, public schools are full of devious females employees looking for a proper throttling. It is NOT a new phenomenon. ETA- yeah, she was smoking hot. One of the guys a few towns over had a wife that was a counselor at the high school. Her hs daughter was dating a guy in the hs. He fucked them both regularly and of course bragged about it. She was arrested by the Texas Rangers Ah, the good old sportsman's double. The only thing that sucks about that, is after you pull that off, what else is there to accomplish? I mean shit, you're 17 years old, you've pulled off one of the ultimate fuck fantasies. Everything from there on has to be a let down |
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Originally Posted By Skillshot: But would she be a responsible, loving mother to your children? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Skillshot: Originally Posted By Charlie_Foxtrot: Originally Posted By Skillshot: I'm not going to look up her porn, but I see better looking chicks at Target. Yeah but will they let you rub your limp dick on their box in the back of a corolla at a park an hour after being sentenced for sleeping with their student and out it on the internet? She may not be a 10 but where I'm from that is value added levels of crazy kink. But would she be a responsible, loving mother to your children? If I'm railing a girl in the back of a corolla, in a park, just a couple hours after she was sentenced for committing a felony, I already know she is not wife or mother material. I'm just there for the crazy sex. |
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Originally Posted By Indrid-Cold: Yes, sadly she was destined for porn. You can see it in her face and eyes. .....and probably her hair too. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Indrid-Cold: Originally Posted By 68Ford: She banged that kid 100+ times. No surprise she wound up in porn. Bet she was molested as a child. Just a guess. Yes, sadly she was destined for porn. You can see it in her face and eyes. .....and probably her hair too. Eh, the evidence shows that she swallows. |
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She seems stable.
Oh, and that parking lot interview outside the strip club? She was high as shit. |
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Originally Posted By C-4: @scuba_steve It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin. I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By C-4: Originally Posted By scuba_steve: I cannot believe you fuckers have not provided her name yet. Jesus Christ on a fucking pony, it's M....oh goddammit, is that the phone ringing...? ETA: Nope, it wasn't, but thanks for waiting. @scuba_steve It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin. I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there. Freaking thank you. Finally |
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I hereby award this thread Double Bonus Points for using the word "Gestetner".
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Originally Posted By C-4: @scuba_steve It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin. I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By C-4: Originally Posted By scuba_steve: I cannot believe you fuckers have not provided her name yet. Jesus Christ on a fucking pony, it's M....oh goddammit, is that the phone ringing...? ETA: Nope, it wasn't, but thanks for waiting. @scuba_steve It's in the video, Mary Beth Haglin. I have to go for a bike ride with the family so I just looked her up real quick on Pornhub and she's there. |
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Watched the last vid, dude couldn't even get it up, worst porn ever
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Originally Posted By Charlie_Foxtrot: So it would have been better if the guy had a thick, fat, rock hard, dick, and been in better shape? View Quote Just having a hard dick would have increased the quality 10 fold. If I’m going to watch some limp dicks in my porn, it will at least be on a hot trans girl that is getting railed. |
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I saw the video last night.
I also forgot that my outside bluetooth speakers were connected while I watched the 20 min video. |
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That “kid” is a lard ass that drives a busted up car, yep he’s a keeper. That chick is a train wreck.
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Originally Posted By AcidGambit: I banged my college ENC instructor. I dated a ER nurse last year; she smoke pot, chased xanax, drank like a fish, and tried to shoot me up with morphine when I had a simple stomach ache. Date a history teach or dermatology nurse, both boring and simple. Scrub nurses can be real bitches, not a doctor, avoid those to. Honestly avoid teachers period. View Quote I dated a Medical University Professor (Neuro Surgeon) for a while before I met my wife. Lets just say it was a wild ride. |
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Iowa AOC is sixteen. The “victim” was seventeen. This was a “person in a position of authority” issue that should have been handled as an administrative matter between employer and employee, not a criminal case.
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Originally Posted By Bthorn: I had an elementary teacher that I met via the lunch ladies one time. My HS shared a lunch room with the elementary school next door (small school in NE texas). She taught 2nd graders while I was a big, swole, football senior. I saw her once and made a suggestive comment while going through the lunch line. Evidently, one of the lunch ladies shared with her and she confronted me the next day, on the sly. What followed cannot be believed, for it is too outrageous for the shitbags of GD to personally accept. View Quote I would accept it. Post it. |
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This is a prime example of a chick who would TOTALLY believe, you when you tell her that you have to engage in sex 2-3 times daily, or you're going to die. Rare disease.
She sent pics to her 17 YO "boyfriend" and thought he's keep them to himself? |
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