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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:06:29 PM EDT
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Tempted to eat the same thing I've had all week for lunch, again.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:06:50 PM EDT
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What a stupid post to own a page on.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:08:23 PM EDT
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If so, is it the proper one?
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No

Lardasses is the appropriate one

Because that much ass qualifies as plural
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:12:36 PM EDT
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and the jeep is gone.
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Just remember, the grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:13:19 PM EDT
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No

Lardasses is the appropriate one

Because that much ass qualifies as plural
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If so, is it the proper one?

No

Lardasses is the appropriate one

Because that much ass qualifies as plural

I wonder how many trips it has to make when it hauls ass.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:16:17 PM EDT
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Mexican for lunch
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:16:29 PM EDT
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Probably chicken nachos
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:19:22 PM EDT
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Gotta get that BMI up
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:22:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:22:27 PM EDT
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Tempted to eat the same thing I've had all week for lunch, again.
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And that is….
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:24:08 PM EDT
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I wonder how many trips it has to make when it hauls ass.
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If so, is it the proper one?

No

Lardasses is the appropriate one

Because that much ass qualifies as plural

I wonder how many trips it has to make when it hauls ass.

All of them
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:26:00 PM EDT
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Went with gas station tendies

That should bump up the ol' bmi a point or two
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:33:12 PM EDT
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The process requires a lot of patience.
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Thanks.

We’re not looking at buying a baby. We’re looking at kids who have already had parental rights terminated.


Wife and I are looking into adoption as well, good luck! I hope you keep us posted on how it goes

The process requires a lot of patience.

Being a nurse of sorts I’m sure you’re used to a lot of patients.

That works better verbally.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:35:47 PM EDT
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Interesting commute:

Truck minus the trailer disabled on shoulder.
Later, another truck suddenly discovers he has to be in the Left Lane at the Y Exit.
PennDoT rolling blocks while painting lines here and there.

I just might have a Semi-Good Night.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:36:07 PM EDT
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Calvin Coolidge was never impeached.
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He had a good quote about persistence.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:46:30 PM EDT
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and the jeep is gone.
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 12:50:43 PM EDT
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I’d have to learn more about him
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There’s been only one tenant I can think of that attempted to clean it.

He got impeached twice for it, too


Calvin Coolidge was never impeached.

I’d have to learn more about him


Obviously.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:00:44 PM EDT
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And that is.
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Tempted to eat the same thing I've had all week for lunch, again.

And that is.

Thai Chicken wrap from Jimmy John's.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:03:36 PM EDT
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:03:51 PM EDT
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Being a nurse of sorts I’m sure you’re used to a lot of patients.

That works better verbally.
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Thanks.

We’re not looking at buying a baby. We’re looking at kids who have already had parental rights terminated.


Wife and I are looking into adoption as well, good luck! I hope you keep us posted on how it goes

The process requires a lot of patience.

Being a nurse of sorts I’m sure you’re used to a lot of patients.

That works better verbally.

Dad jokes usually do
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:05:40 PM EDT
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime
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Food for thought the next time you and Compass are getting frisky
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:06:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:06:48 PM EDT
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Food for thought the next time you and Compass are getting frisky
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime

Food for thought the next time you and Compass are getting frisky


I knew I wasnt the first with her either but its never stopped me
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:07:37 PM EDT
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime
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Keep that in mind next time your preparing food on the kitchen counter.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:10:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:11:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:20:06 PM EDT
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Keep that in mind next time your preparing food on the kitchen counter.
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime



Keep that in mind next time your preparing food on the kitchen counter.

Its the same counter too, thats the last room of the house thats still original
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:27:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:37:45 PM EDT
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An inch taller than I am. 526 lbs.

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We have a patient in house right now with a BMI of 99.

https://www.cultofwhatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/gif-anchorman-im-not-even-mad.gif


How.......in the fuck

An inch taller than I am. 526 lbs.


Ho
Lee
Fook
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:39:53 PM EDT
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Lunch is consumed
got 35 min until a conference call/zoom meeting with the architect of this project to discuss his "vision" for these stairs
I get to explain to him that theres these things called the laws of physics and building codes that dont give a fuck about his "vision"


So that'll be fun
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It's fine. Everything is fine.

Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:40:06 PM EDT
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Airshow this weekend.

I can hear the practice runs right now.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:41:56 PM EDT
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime
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And I hope, ole buddy, that all kinds of crazy sex is still going on all over that place
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:42:24 PM EDT
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Its the same counter too, thats the last room of the house thats still original
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I just had a really interesting conversation with the guy that first owned our house. He had it built in the 80s.

Never been married and refereed to this place as his first bachelor pad. I told him I found some pay stubs from some woman in the house from that era he owned the house in and he was like....."hmm, wonder who left something like that in my house, there multiple women that stayed with me back then."

I bet that old man had all kinds of crazy sex all over this place when he was in his prime



Keep that in mind next time your preparing food on the kitchen counter.

Its the same counter too, thats the last room of the house thats still original


Link Posted: 6/10/2022 1:57:53 PM EDT
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Mostly sane sex at this point in our lives.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 3:06:59 PM EDT
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Was hungry.
Got lunch from a Gucci burger bar close by.
Not 5 minutes out the door before the bubble-guts started.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 3:07:30 PM EDT
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OUT OF THE WAY!
I'M TOUCHIN' CLOTH!
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 3:32:54 PM EDT
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Headed to the other side of the state to do ColaTard stuff
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 3:45:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 4:05:47 PM EDT
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Mostly sane sex at this point in our lives.
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And I hope, ole buddy, that all kinds of crazy sex is still going on all over that place


Mostly sane sex at this point in our lives.

That’s not how you break a hip!
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 4:06:25 PM EDT
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Welp, that was as big of a waste of time as I predicted it would be.
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His vision outweighs your building codes and laws of physics?
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 4:51:07 PM EDT
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Headed to the other side of the state to do ColaTard stuff
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Lucky
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 4:51:33 PM EDT
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Welp, that was as big of a waste of time as I predicted it would be.
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Did he grasp the difference between reality and where he lives?
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 4:57:32 PM EDT
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I've made that trek a few times.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 4:58:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/10/2022 5:21:04 PM EDT
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He thinks that we should attach a couple thousand pounds of steel, concrete and wood to the edge of a 5" thick existing slab that cantilevered 1' from the nearest support with a epoxy anchor.


That concrete slab will blow out and the stair will collapse.
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His vision outweighs your building codes and laws of physics?

He thinks that we should attach a couple thousand pounds of steel, concrete and wood to the edge of a 5" thick existing slab that cantilevered 1' from the nearest support with a epoxy anchor.


That concrete slab will blow out and the stair will collapse.

I am AJ, and even I know that won’t work
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 5:30:29 PM EDT
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I've made that trek a few times.
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Headed to the other side of the state to do ColaTard stuff

I've made that trek a few times.


Not sure if it was a turkey but a large bird missed my windshield by >< that much while I was going 90 across the turnpike.
Link Posted: 6/10/2022 6:31:19 PM EDT
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