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Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:12:54 AM EDT
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That looks like Batman's version of a Jeep.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:15:17 AM EDT
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I've heard that people do it to make it look mean... It's fucking headlights, they can't be mean
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:20:24 AM EDT
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My 1995 YJ! Square headlights rock!
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:20:53 AM EDT
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I've been a Jeep guy my whole life and I wouldn't have that on either of mine.
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^^^
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:22:06 AM EDT
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It's not a Jeep thing.
It's how Douchefags announce themselves.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:24:09 AM EDT
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Smart girl
Real Jeeps have 2 doors
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Yep!

Spoil that girl Rotten!!!
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:27:45 AM EDT
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Damn, I'm looking at all these "old" jeeps you guys are still riding around.

If I listened to the nut-huggers of one other brand in particular, this is totally impossible.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:35:12 AM EDT
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Sad.

It makes a happy Jeep all frowny.  
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:47:21 AM EDT
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If Magpul made it though...
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:49:23 AM EDT
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LOL, that's not a real Jeep, does not matter what crap the bolt onto it.
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This here
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:52:01 AM EDT
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That's awesome
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 12:52:26 AM EDT
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Real Jeep.  1982 CJ7. Becoming Woods -Rated Mall Crawler.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 1:01:11 AM EDT
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Those are quite capable of backing it up though.
A Jeep, not so much.
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That's where your wrong kiddo.

Link Posted: 5/16/2019 1:03:33 AM EDT
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When turning the front of your Jeep in to a scary face with the "angry eyes" look just doesn't fully convey your personality enough, rest easy, additional options exist.
https://ruggedridge.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/2/12034.24.jpg
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It looks like it has braces with that bumper loop thing.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 1:08:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2019 1:24:29 AM EDT
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The only thing I wish they would do is fix their lights so the don't blind on coming traffic.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 1:43:20 AM EDT
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Those things are stupid.  No Jeep wave for them.  Proof mine doesn't have them:

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Link Posted: 5/16/2019 2:38:06 AM EDT
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When turning the front of your Jeep in to a scary face with the "angry eyes" look just doesn't fully convey your personality enough, rest easy, additional options exist.
https://ruggedridge.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/2/12034.24.jpg
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I really like that winch bumper though, looks functional while maintaining OEM styling. Anyone know who makes it?

ETA: Found it. What the hell is up with all the ghey ass names these days. Everything from bumpers to firearms lol. “Spartacus”, for a f’ing bumper, and $1100 to boot.

https://ruggedridge.com/spartacus-bumper-kit-w-winch-plate-07-16-jk-jku-11544-65.html#product_tabs_additional_tabbed
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 3:40:38 AM EDT
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Someone a couple towns over from where I live has one on their jeep.
They also have pink running lights.
its a chick's jeep.  
And yes, its akin to the car-lashes.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 4:34:00 AM EDT
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I don't own a Jeep....never have. I kinda like some of them. Some guys seem to do them up nicely, others not so much.

What is clearly a trend is to add a front grill thing, that is at least in part designed to turn the front of the Jeep in to an angry/tough "face". Please see exhibit A below:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71qIVEzVkpL._SX425_.jpg

There are dozens of types, all with the same message: Bad boy on board, just look at that sneer!

I seriously chuckle every every time I see this moronic shit.....and it's more than you might imagine.

The thought process necessary behind that purchase I find to be both hilarious and absolutely retarded.

Yes, of course, before some implode over my opinion, to each their very retarded own. A part of me actually celebrates their retardation.

What I'm curious about is the mindset. The deliberate actions needed to alter ones factory Jeep in such a cosmetically goofy manner.

This is, without question, the Jeep version of these:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71MY7ubx1nL._SX466_.jpg

Anyway, just thought I'd probe the Hive and see if anyone can make the fog lift in my understanding of this.....though I don't think there's any fog to lift here. This seems pretty straight forward to me.
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It's something Tacoma owners do, jeep owners just followed up with the idea.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:30:15 AM EDT
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It's something Tacoma owners do, jeep owners just followed up with the idea.
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Examples ?

Never seen an angry Tacoma.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:33:52 AM EDT
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I don't think you know what trends are
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:33:55 AM EDT
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JEEP ANGRY!

I’ve seen a bunch of those in the wild and it makes me laugh and shake my head every time.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:37:06 AM EDT
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That's what the mentally ill put on their Jeep.
Stupid fucking grille.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:42:51 AM EDT
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Gayest thing I’ve seen on a mall crawler.
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Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:42:53 AM EDT
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Some guy on facebook marketplace has one of those on his TJ he's selling...I told him I was interested, but only if that stupid shit on the front can come off so I can see what damage it's hiding
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:46:32 AM EDT
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Damn, I'm looking at all these "old" jeeps you guys are still riding around.

If I listened to the nut-huggers of one other brand in particular, this is totally impossible.
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In 40+ years of visiting auto salvage yards I have only ever seen two Jeep Wranglers and one CJ-7
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:51:54 AM EDT
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Never seen that front grill thing, my beef is with retard Harley guys that make enormous amounts of noise with ZERO regard for anyone around them.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:52:18 AM EDT
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Looks like a sad anime kitten.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:53:48 AM EDT
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I agree OP.

Look at this stupid faggot shit painted on these vehicles.

I mean sharks teeth and angry eyes. Looks fucking stupid!

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/231252/a10static_jpg-946584.JPG
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/231252/BiteMe47_jpg-946585.JPG
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Looks like we just found an "angry eyes " Jeep owner!

And no, not the same thing......at all.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:55:28 AM EDT
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I've seen Jeeps with that bullshit on them. Looks fucking stupid and serves no purpose.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 6:56:59 AM EDT
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Lol JK owners with that grill get mocked relentlessly on the various Jeep forums/groups..
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 7:02:48 AM EDT
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LOL, never seen one before, or at least never noticed.
I think its a public service, lets me know their's a dipshit about.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 7:06:29 AM EDT
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My GF was interested in a used Jeep and I fired up CL to help her look and almost every Wrangler I saw that had any mods done at all, had the stupid scowling jeep face on it.

I guess if you wear Diesel jeans and wear wraparound Oakleys, you won't see the problem.
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And wear this watch...

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Link Posted: 5/16/2019 7:21:32 AM EDT
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Have you ever NOT seen an angry lesbian driving a Wrangler?
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 8:43:42 AM EDT
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Have you ever NOT seen an angry lesbian driving a Wrangler?
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About 50% of Wrangler owners fit that description.

5% are smokin hot 20 somethings college girls with $10k worth of 4 wheeling upgrades.

45% are guys trying to pretend they aren't driving a girls car.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 9:23:16 PM EDT
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Damn, I'm looking at all these "old" jeeps you guys are still riding around.

If I listened to the nut-huggers of one other brand in particular, this is totally impossible.
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This GD, get both!
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 9:30:01 PM EDT
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Jeep accessories should be for a purpose.  Not fashion...

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/334273/20190515_205258-946480.jpg
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How do you explain that giant fucking bumper then?
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 9:42:46 PM EDT
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Jeep accessories should be for a purpose.  Not fashion...

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Says the guy with Shittybuilt products bolted to his rig.  
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 9:51:19 PM EDT
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This one is perfect.

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Link Posted: 5/16/2019 9:54:39 PM EDT
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Biggest retardation is running a snorkel.
Link Posted: 5/16/2019 10:07:45 PM EDT
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2019 Jeep owners = 2001 Honda Civic owners after watching The Fast and The Furious.
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 10:19:36 AM EDT
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Biggest retardation is running a snorkel.
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Snorkels have other benefits than just deep water.
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 10:21:43 AM EDT
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Been a jeep guy my whole life.

No explanation for this.

Confuses the hell out of me.
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 10:25:51 AM EDT
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It just read one of the reviews on cabin space and ride quality.

Same face owners get after newness wears off.
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Yup throw a yuppie or rice rocket
Millennial in one and they go eeeww yucky. They are not jeep or off-road people. They want a car
A Prius they bought a jeep because they want to be trendy not because they want to use it.
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 10:45:36 AM EDT
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Yup throw a yuppie or rice rocket
Millennial in one and they go eeeww yucky. They are not jeep or off-road people. They want a car
A Prius they bought a jeep because they want to be trendy not because they want to use it.
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Yup, throw a yuppie or rice rocket millennial in one and they go “Eww, yucky!” They are not jeep or off-road people; they want a car, such as a Prius.

They bought a jeep because they want to be trendy, not because they want to use it.
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I think I translated that right, it was pretty garbled lol.

And angry eyes are retarded.
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 11:14:45 AM EDT
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It’s what you put on there when you dont actually intend to wheel it
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Ha, that's amateur hour. Real posers do it right...

Instant winch
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 11:24:07 AM EDT
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The wife has one on her 2016 JKU. She likes it and we actually do off road so no fucks given if people don’t like it.
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 11:25:59 AM EDT
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Yup, throw a yuppie or rice rocket millennial in one and they go “Eww, yucky!” They are not jeep or off-road people; they want a car, such as a Prius.

They bought a jeep because they want to be trendy, not because they want to use it.
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I think I translated that right, it was pretty garbled lol.

And angry eyes are retarded.
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Good lookin' out yo. I didn't know WHAT the hell he was saying lol..
Link Posted: 5/17/2019 11:32:30 AM EDT
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I do see a little Strongbad resemblance.
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