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Quoted: His ex wife Mac was a nerdy hot. And way better looking overall than the current thing. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jeff-bezos-and-mackenzie-bezos-attend-the-2018-vanity-fair-news-photo-927381540-1547047564.jpg?crop=1xw:0.676xh;center,top&resize=1200:* View Quote Yea but she wanted to get long dicked before it was too late so ole Jeff gets a pass on that one. |
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Is there a term for space sex
sort of like the mile high club except for space travel are extra points awarded for space sex if the space sex occurs in a space vehicle shaped like a penis? |
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Jeff Bezos Shopping for three hours in soho today with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez #jeffbezos #amazon |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/459941/EC8CF507-BDFB-487A-9046-9798635CC6BC_jpe-2825712.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/459941/6520F6F6-AC7E-436E-89E9-EB9C517FB580_jpe-2825714.JPG View Quote Is the next stop, winning Steven Tyler look-alike contests? |
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Quoted: She looks like Steven Tyler View Quote Damnit, beat. Why do women do this shit to themselves? The plumped lips---like she just performed fellatio on a hornet's nest----look is batting zero for a thousand. Other women: is this what you like looking at for your female friends and colleagues !? Because I've never heard a guy say, "I love her, but it'd be great if she swole up her face." |
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She was very cute when she was on the LA news when she was younger and less inflated/fake. Now she could use her lips as inflatables, never mind her bolt ons.
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Quoted: She loves him for his sparkling personality, not his money, of course. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12111649/She-said-YES-Jeff-Bezos-Lauren-Sanchez-engaged-GINORMOUS-diamond-seal-deal.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/05/22/17/71276631-12111649-image-a-28_1684771468566.jpg View Quote That’s a man baby! |
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That’s actually a little grosser than I thought it would be.
Beezos needs to visit our Thailand Thread. He could do so much better. Thanks for reminding me to appreciate my wife and my life. If I posted anything about my wife,life,career,kids,or finances, you guys would think I’m lying. And I’m ok with that. I don’t envy Bezos or Zuck at all. |
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From the way-back machine, Bezos' texts to Sanchez. The man is a regular Shakespeare (not):
BEZOS' SEXTS TO SANCHEZ 'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you 'I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.' 'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.' 'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.' 'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.' Link to the awesomeness of Bezos' literary genius. |
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Quoted: His ex wife Mac was a nerdy hot. And way better looking overall than the current thing. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jeff-bezos-and-mackenzie-bezos-attend-the-2018-vanity-fair-news-photo-927381540-1547047564.jpg?crop=1xw:0.676xh;center,top&resize=1200:* View Quote Whoa giraffe neck! Reminds me of Paige Wyatt from American Guns |
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Quoted: From the way-back machine, Bezos' texts to Sanchez. The man is a regular Shakespeare (not): BEZOS' SEXTS TO SANCHEZ 'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you 'I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.' 'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.' 'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.' 'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight. I want to kiss your lips . I love you. I am in love with you.' 'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.' Link to the awesomeness of Bezos' literary genius. View Quote No game at all |
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Good for him I suppose. If they’re truly in love, godspeed.
Poor girl needs to see a physician about those bee stings to both lips. At least take some Benadryl to reduce the swelling. It looks unnatural. |
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She is not hot.
She has been hollowed out like a canoe by half an NFL team too. With that being said, I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
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She's definitely not top tier, I've seen much better soccer moms. If I were not currently married to the hottest woman in the world (my disclaimer) and I were that filthy rich, I'm sure I could do a lot better than what Jeff wound up with. I'd rate his finace an eight on the body and a four on the face. Even his ex is not all that; 3 on the face, 3 on the body. So I guess he's slightly improving on his choices.
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Quoted: She's definitely not top tier, I've seen much better soccer moms. If I were not currently married to the hottest woman in the world (my disclaimer) and I were that filthy rich, I'm sure I could do a lot better than what Jeff wound up with. I'd rate his finace an eight on the body and a four on the face. Even his ex is not all that; 3 on the face, 3 on the body. So I guess he's slightly improving on his choices. View Quote This dude's wife browses GD |
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She isn't hot. She looks like a plastic doll that resembles Micheal Jackson with big tits. She is only onboard for half of Bezo's money...
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I'm not a billionaire so I don't share his taste and full disclosure my wife is pretty plain.
But that woman legitimately looks like a half assed robot from a comedy movie that someone would build to sneak into the richest man on earth's house. Like everything looks unnatural from the dead eyes, to the duck lips, to the bolt ons to the bad plastic surgery. The angles are all off like a hydraulic system is failing and the operators are like desperately pulling levers and shit to keep the charade up while warnings about oil pressure and overheating are just blaring like a fire alarm. |
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Last one got 38.3 billion in the divorce settlement, so yeah, he's a dumbass.
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Quoted: I'm not a billionaire so I don't share his taste and full disclosure my wife is pretty plain. But that woman legitimately looks like a half assed robot from a comedy movie that someone would build to sneak into the richest man on earth's house. Like everything looks unnatural from the dead eyes, to the duck lips, to the bolt ons to the bad plastic surgery. The angles are all off like a hydraulic system is failing and the operators are like desperately pulling levers and shit to keep the charade up while warnings about oil pressure and overheating are just blaring like a fire alarm. View Quote Nice wordsmithing and imagery at the end |
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WTF is that thing? My God. Billions and that fucking cat-faced alien is what you decide to marry?
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Quoted: Hope he looses half, again. View Quote |
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Quoted: By getting in bed with .gov Think "Alexa"....selling information, etc. View Quote |
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With that kinda money I'd have Margot robbie driving a yacht in my pond called the duchess...only on mondays
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