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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:02:39 AM EDT
[#1]
I don't know about all that... I mean, they are pretty nice, but still. That's a lot of money, and an admission that your acting career is dependent on your breasts.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:02:48 AM EDT
[#2]
To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly
From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me... |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:03:05 AM EDT
[#3]
She’ll find no argument with me.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:03:09 AM EDT
[#4]
Ill give you 100$ for them, but let me call an expert friend first
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:03:24 AM EDT
[#5]
You would have to show em first
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:04:03 AM EDT
[#6]
"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" What the fuck is an insurance invitation? I kind of figured if you wanted something insured you'd call an insurance company, not wait for one to find you. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:04:14 AM EDT
[#7]
I'll volunteer for an inspection and evaluation.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:04:41 AM EDT
[#8]
Need pics for assessment purposes.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:04:44 AM EDT
[#9]
meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:04:56 AM EDT
[#10]
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"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" What the fuck is an insurance invitation? I kind of figured if you wanted something insured you'd call an insurance company, not wait for one to find you. My insurance agent is always emailing me with offers to sell me insurance. He hasn't offered to insure my tits, though. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:05:41 AM EDT
[#11]
Sounds reasonable, she would lose at least that much income if something bad were to happen to the puppies.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:06:38 AM EDT
[#12]
She looked, well, like she had given up on looking good last internet photo I saw..did she get her ass back in the gym?
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:06:54 AM EDT
[#13]
That is one fine looking woman.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:08:18 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
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"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" What the fuck is an insurance invitation? I kind of figured if you wanted something insured you'd call an insurance company, not wait for one to find you. My insurance agent is always emailing me with offers to sell me insurance. He hasn't offered to insure my tits, though. You should really take the initiave and ask him. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:08:30 AM EDT
[#15]
She needs to do playboy before she gets old.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:08:31 AM EDT
[#16]
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She looked, well, like she had given up on looking good last internet photo I saw..did she get her ass back in the gym? Dude. You have been missing out. She looks fucking amazing lately |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:08:32 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me...  |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:09:09 AM EDT
[#18]
Meh. she's nice but nowhere top of the list nowadays lol. Pretty damn hot in that movie with Sigourney Weaver though. Name eludes me
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:09:44 AM EDT
[#19]
I'll help protect them for a lot less than that.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:09:58 AM EDT
[#20]
I wonder what the appraisal process is like. I am sure it wil be "handled" by a few appraisers along the way.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:09:59 AM EDT
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She looked, well, like she had given up on looking good last internet photo I saw..did she get her ass back in the gym? Client List She is hot again. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:11:40 AM EDT
[#22]
what are they insured for ? sagging
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:12:11 AM EDT
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To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me... lol |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:13:17 AM EDT
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what are they insured for ? sagging Insurance would be for accidents. For that you are looking at a manufacturer's warranty. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:13:47 AM EDT
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Need pics for assessment purposes. This. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:14:33 AM EDT
[#26]
An insurance policy on a pair of tits would require determining the depreciation of the asset being insured.
That leads to interesting possibilities...like being able to shout "Hey JenLove! What's the depreciation schedule on them tittays?" |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:15:26 AM EDT
[#27]
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I'll volunteer for an inspection and evaluation. What I was going to say. They must be inspected and evidence of their value sent to the underwriters... |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:16:02 AM EDT
[#28]
Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.
"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:17:31 AM EDT
[#29]
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link what in the blue fuck? |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:19:12 AM EDT
[#30]
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"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" What the fuck is an insurance invitation? I kind of figured if you wanted something insured you'd call an insurance company, not wait for one to find you. I'll insure them for $2.5 million. Her annual premium will be 750k oh, annual inspections may be in order as well 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:19:32 AM EDT
[#31]
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Meh. she's nice but nowhere top of the list nowadays lol. Pretty damn hot in that movie with Sigourney Weaver though. Name eludes me Google. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:19:46 AM EDT
[#32]
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link what in the blue fuck? Celebrities are very special people. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:19:46 AM EDT
[#33]
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link what in the shiny blue fuck? Fixt. 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:19:49 AM EDT
[#34]
I'll be the judge of that.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:19:58 AM EDT
[#35]
It moved.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:20:56 AM EDT
[#36]
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She’ll find no argument with me. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:21:10 AM EDT
[#37]
Them feet |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:21:12 AM EDT
[#38]
They're not?
Those don't just grow on trees. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:21:17 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
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"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" What the fuck is an insurance invitation? I kind of figured if you wanted something insured you'd call an insurance company, not wait for one to find you. My insurance agent is always emailing me with offers to sell me insurance. He hasn't offered to insure my tits, though. You should call him up and ask for a quote! 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:22:13 AM EDT
[#40]
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You would have to show em first I will provide an insurance quote, but I am going to need to see them first. I wonder if she regrets not getting the girls on film when she was 18 or 21? |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:22:30 AM EDT
[#41]
I've always been attracted to shiny objects but I don't think vaggazling her vage is going to tractor beam me any more than I already am.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:23:25 AM EDT
[#42]
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link This brings up several questions: 1. A "friend" glued shit to her lady flower, right? Man law states pretty clearly that it's not kosher to fuck around with another dude's junk. If there's going to be glue and genitals involved in the same event, odds are it's some form of repressed homosexual sociopath frat boys doing stuff that makes the nightly news. 2. I can't imagine taking off a woman's frilly underthings and being delighted by the fact that she's glued bits of crystal to the Holy of Holies. I'd probably be more annoyed than anything else. 3. If her lady flower is sufficiently unattractive to actually need sparklies, the sparklies probably aren't going to help. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:23:32 AM EDT
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/S5F5SyfcnbI/AAAAAAAASFo/sVYn2Pak9Uo/s400/jennifer-love-hewitt-feet-3.jpg Them feet You gonna fuck her feet? |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:24:36 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted: Quoted: Meh. she's nice but nowhere top of the list nowadays lol. Pretty damn hot in that movie with Sigourney Weaver though. Name eludes me Google. No, I think it was called "Heartbreakers."  |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:26:37 AM EDT
[#45]
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link This brings up several questions: 1. A "friend" glued shit to her lady flower, right? Man law states pretty clearly that it's not kosher to fuck around with another dude's junk. If there's going to be glue and genitals involved in the same event, odds are it's some form of repressed homosexual sociopath frat boys doing stuff that makes the nightly news. 2. I can't imagine taking off a woman's frilly underthings and being delighted by the fact that she's glued bits of crystal to the Holy of Holies. I'd probably be more annoyed than anything else. 3. If her lady flower is sufficiently unattractive to actually need sparklies, the sparklies probably aren't going to help. So long as she can get it past her tonsils I don't care. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:26:47 AM EDT
[#46]
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She’ll find no argument with me. Yep and she will be paying for some insurance this helps for the population that is NOT paying any insurance. Rates down, YAY! |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:27:40 AM EDT
[#47]
Fat Jennifer Love Hewitt titties or skinny Jennifer Love Hewitt titties? Because that would make a difference in the premium. I mean, they would charge by the pound, right?
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:28:21 AM EDT
[#48]
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So long as she can get it past her tonsils I don't care. That's what I like about you. You're a man of simple tastes. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:29:40 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: Quoted: She’ll find no argument with me. Yep and she will be paying for some insurance this helps for the population that is NOT paying any insurance. Rates down, YAY! A policy like that will probably be through Lloyd's of London. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:29:59 AM EDT
[#50]
I think they should be insured for more. By themselves they are nothing too special but on that body of hers they are amazing.
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