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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:00:32 AM EDT
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She doesn't have a forehead. She has a FIVEhead. Thing is HUGE!   
Thank You! I have'nt laughed in a long time 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:00:47 AM EDT
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She doesn't have a forehead. She has a FIVEhead. Thing is HUGE! So you see this picture and choose to focus on her forehead? Do you know how I know you're gay?
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:01:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me...  |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:03:28 AM EDT
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[Rick Harrison]You know, if they were in perfect condition maybe, but I mean these things are 34 years old, they're starting to sag, and it's only going to get worse as time goes on. I'll do $1,000 each, that's the best I can do.[/Rick Harrison] [Rick voice over]"If these things are real, I WANT THEM. But I know an expert in celebrity cans that will be able to tell me for sure."[/Rick voice over] |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:03:52 AM EDT
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34 is too old. 34 is just right. Mature enough to have a real conversation with outside of the bedroom, old enough to know what she wants not what she thinks she wants, and sexual peak for the clincher. I'm not 18 anymore, there is more to life than just sex. There is?  Damn, I knew it...
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:05:20 AM EDT
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just going to assume this is a publicity stunt
was it Pam Anderson or Anna Nicole that did the same and took out insurance on boobs? you cant insure them for depreciation or natural gravitation pull Insurance wont pay for "elective preventative maintenance" surgery but count me in on inspecting the insurable interest.... if they make me inspect cars and homes I will damn sure check out that rack 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:05:39 AM EDT
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More pics please
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:21:28 AM EDT
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To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me... JW That was hilarious.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:28:59 AM EDT
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Personally I'd insurance those hips!!!
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:34:16 AM EDT
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Policy is void if she ruins them with tats.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:40:18 AM EDT
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She doesn't have a forehead. She has a FIVEhead. Thing is HUGE! So you see this picture and choose to focus on her forehead? Do you know how I know you're gay?
http://crenk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jennifer-love-hewitt-in-a-hot-red-dress-698x1024.jpg Oh, don't get me wrong.........If I was a single man, and given the opportunity to "know this woman in the Bibical way" I would smash that like Hulk! |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:48:15 AM EDT
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She needs to do playboy before she gets old. Born in 1979. She IS old... 
34 is too old. Another 10 year old rears his head. Why aren't you in school? |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:52:21 AM EDT
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just going to assume this is a publicity stunt was it Pam Anderson or Anna Nicole that did the same and took out insurance on boobs? you cant insure them for depreciation or natural gravitation pull Insurance wont pay for "elective preventative maintenance" surgery but count me in on inspecting the insurable interest.... if they make me inspect cars and homes I will damn sure check out that rack Psssst... You might try reading the article ------------------- everything that was said was just "tongue in cheek"... |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:55:27 AM EDT
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Thread is worthless without pics.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:58:43 AM EDT
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She needs to do playboy before she gets old. Born in 1979. She IS old...
34 is too old. Another 10 year old rears his head. Why aren't you in school? They kicked me out because I was reading on ARFCOM... 
Jealous because you are 30+.... ? |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:02:28 AM EDT
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They kicked me out because I was reading on ARFCOM...
Jealous because you are 30+.... ? 24, sugar tits. 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:03:20 AM EDT
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They kicked me out because I was reading on ARFCOM...
Jealous because you are 30+.... ? 24, sugar tits.
Oh, then well hellllooo there, XCRmonger.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:05:38 AM EDT
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To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me...
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:06:36 AM EDT
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Thread is worthless without pics. Plenty on page 2. 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:07:40 AM EDT
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meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work. Yea, agreed. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:09:24 AM EDT
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meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work. Yea, agreed. Those are not pancakes  You two need to visit BOTD. There's a magnificent thread with her.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:31:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work. Yea, agreed. Those are not pancakes You two need to visit BOTD. There's a magnificent thread with her.I'm sure they visit the HOTD on a regular basis instead. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:34:14 AM EDT
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If she's willing to pay the premium set by the insurer, have at it chick.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:35:36 AM EDT
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just going to assume this is a publicity stunt was it Pam Anderson or Anna Nicole that did the same and took out insurance on boobs? Psssst... You might try reading the article ------------------- everything that was said was just "tongue in cheek"... one of the two blondes mentioned really did do such a thing.... actually now that I think about it maybe it was dolly parton? lol |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:43:37 AM EDT
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This thread is sooo much better with the recent pics. Agreed Loyds of London!
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:52:09 AM EDT
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Did I just go through the first page and not see 1 pic of her? FAIL
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:52:51 AM EDT
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meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work. Yea, agreed. Those are not pancakes You two need to visit BOTD. There's a magnificent thread with her.I'm sure they visit the HOTD on a regular basis instead. No shit. Because if those are pancakes, then I want breakfast for dinner. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:54:05 AM EDT
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When tits are all you've got, you'd better make sure they remain marketable.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:56:54 AM EDT
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When tits are all you've got, you'd better make sure they remain marketable. I'd like to see a picture of you
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Posted: 3/13/2013 8:57:40 AM EDT
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When tits are all you've got, you'd better make sure they remain marketable. eye exams are getting cheaper you know.... 
have you missed the shelf of a ass she walks around with? |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:02:12 AM EDT
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I'd insure dem boobies.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:02:19 AM EDT
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Jeez, Y'all a bunch of slack jawed faggots. i bet every one of you mouth breathers would pop a chubby if she walked into your basement right now. Well, maybe with the exception of the married men.
XCR, Thank you for posting the pics. Its a welcome relief to a shitty work day. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:07:12 AM EDT
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This brings up several questions: 1. A "friend" glued shit to her lady flower, right? Man law states pretty clearly that it's not kosher to fuck around with another dude's junk. If there's going to be glue and genitals involved in the same event, odds are it's some form of repressed homosexual sociopath frat boys doing stuff that makes the nightly news. 2. I can't imagine taking off a woman's frilly underthings and being delighted by the fact that she's glued bits of crystal to the Holy of Holies. I'd probably be more annoyed than anything else. 3. If her lady flower is sufficiently unattractive to actually need sparklies, the sparklies probably aren't going to help. Like lipstick on... uh, a clam. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:07:15 AM EDT
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I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:08:14 AM EDT
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I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters. I would like to see Hendricks and Hewitt moosh their boobs together. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:11:15 AM EDT
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I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters. I would like to see Hendricks and Hewitt moosh their boobs together. Yeah, that'd OK.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:12:15 AM EDT
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until she shows them, they ain't worth shit.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:13:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work. Yea, agreed. Well, then you can call me Aunt Jemima, 'cause they look good to me!  |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:15:00 AM EDT
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meh, she's got pancake boobs. They need work. Yea, agreed. Well, then you can call me Aunt Jemima, 'cause they look good to me! Someone should rub butter on them. 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:15:27 AM EDT
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I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters. I would like to see Hendricks and Hewitt moosh their boobs together. Yeah, that'd OK.
Let me third that but not to take away anything from Jennifer, Christina's are in another orbit all together......
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:22:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: +1.Quoted: 34 is too old. 34 is just right. Mature enough to have a real conversation with outside of the bedroom, old enough to know what she wants not what she thinks she wants, and sexual peak for the clincher. <-- Married to a 33 year old.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:24:50 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters. I would like to see Hendricks and Hewitt moosh their boobs together. Yeah, that'd OK. Almost there... |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:25:36 AM EDT
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Anyone who says this is not one of the hottest woman walking is nuts.
As I have said before PLAYBOY NOW PLEASE AS SHE OWES IT TO HER FANS! 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:29:01 AM EDT
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I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters. I would like to see Hendricks and Hewitt moosh their boobs together. And you have my complete attention |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:31:58 AM EDT
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link what in the shiny blue fuck waffle? Fixt. Fixed your fix.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:37:27 AM EDT
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I think the money would be better spent on Christina Hendricks's monsters. I would like to see Hendricks and Hewitt moosh their boobs together. I like how you think
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:38:31 AM EDT
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Thread is worthless without pics. Plenty on page 2. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Oq5pvMiUIrI/T1qDCjVU3UI/AAAAAAAAIXo/-ns-zt644tg/s1600/jennifer-love-hewitt-cleavage.jpg http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-cleavage-candids-in-touluka-lake-25-june-2011/jennifer-love-hewitt-cleavage-candids-in-touluka-lake-25-june-2011-05.jpg http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-05-25-JenniferLoveHewitt2.jpg http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/26/5Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-Bandage-Dress-Getty-435x580.jpg Holy shit!!!
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Posted: 3/13/2013 9:40:49 AM EDT
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They are worth every bit of $5,000,000
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