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Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:07:45 PM EDT
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Did this turn into a GILF thread?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:08:35 PM EDT
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I didn’t know you could retroactively give yourself fetal alcohol syndrome. But that is definitely my type.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:08:41 PM EDT
[#3]
Nick made the right choice with Vanessa...

Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:13:14 PM EDT
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Come on, post a pic of YOU with a 15 year difference,  then we can judge.
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Lol

Not everyone goes to shit over 15-20yrs.


1993


This year


Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:16:35 PM EDT
[#5]
Toxins are building.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:17:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Aging doesn’t make you fat, boys.

I weigh less than my high school / college weight and I’m older than her.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:18:04 PM EDT
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Those big fat butt cheeks will keep you from reaching your destination.

I could reach it, of course.
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I still want to hit her in the ass. .


Those big fat butt cheeks will keep you from reaching your destination.

I could reach it, of course.


It would be fun trying...
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:18:07 PM EDT
[#8]
Meh

In her prime, it was big boobs, flat ass, and butter face.  And that was on her best day.

Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:19:00 PM EDT
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Yeah he did!!!
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:20:20 PM EDT
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Girl from the OC went downhill




Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:22:45 PM EDT
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OP your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
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Current year Jessica.
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Holy shit! Those toes hanging over the edge of her shoes are freaky as fuck. I wonder if she has a prehensile tail too?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:32:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2021 11:32:21 PM EDT
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She looks like a couch I had in college. I had to get rid of it because a law school classmate got shit hammered at our last party before graduation and pissed on it.
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She looks like a couch I had in college. I had to get rid of it because a law school classmate got shit hammered at our last party before graduation and pissed on it.

Sounds like Alanis.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:10:32 AM EDT
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Current year Jessica.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/196752/ewrfqwrf_jpg-2151382.JPG

Holy shit! Those toes hanging over the edge of her shoes are freaky as fuck. I wonder if she has a prehensile tail too?
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OP your thread is bad and you should feel bad.


Current year Jessica.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/196752/ewrfqwrf_jpg-2151382.JPG

Holy shit! Those toes hanging over the edge of her shoes are freaky as fuck. I wonder if she has a prehensile tail too?


@midcap
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:11:40 AM EDT
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Current year Jessica.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/196752/ewrfqwrf_jpg-2151382.JPG

Holy shit! Those toes hanging over the edge of her shoes are freaky as fuck. I wonder if she has a prehensile tail too?
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But yeah.
Her peanuts + shit = me
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:14:48 AM EDT
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she looks like she discovered the buffet....
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:17:17 AM EDT
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freakin awesome. no one doesnt have to go to shit in that short of a time span. and i dont
feel bad one bit for those that do. especially Hollyweirdo libtard chicks.

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Link Posted: 11/29/2021 9:51:08 AM EDT
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@midcap
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OP your thread is bad and you should feel bad.


Current year Jessica.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/196752/ewrfqwrf_jpg-2151382.JPG

Holy shit! Those toes hanging over the edge of her shoes are freaky as fuck. I wonder if she has a prehensile tail too?


@midcap


lol....Milkman would be all over that
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 10:42:49 AM EDT
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My wife is pretty damn close.

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So you're telling me that people don't look the same at 37 as they did at 22 ?  



My wife is pretty damn close.


Mine is 53 and has a hotter body than when I marries her 19 years ago.
YMMV
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 10:55:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:00:25 AM EDT
[#21]
I’d still eat her “chicken of the sea” for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:06:01 AM EDT
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Alannis More-steak
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:07:20 AM EDT
[#23]
Some men age like fine wine.
Most women age like milk.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:20:09 AM EDT
[#24]
Would motorboat them knockers.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:24:57 AM EDT
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I was going to go to her concert a couple months ago but they required vaccines.


I played the shiiiiit out of Jagged Little Pill back in the day.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:27:48 AM EDT
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Meh

In her prime, it was big boobs, flat ass, and butter face.  And that was on her best day.

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This. Truth hurts. Especially in the days of prime Britney, prime Mandy Moore, prime Beckinsale etc.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:30:05 AM EDT
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So you're telling me that people don't look the same at 37 as they did at 22 ?  
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That is a hard 37 of cookies and ice cream
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:33:26 AM EDT
[#28]
I mean, I'd still go for a visit just to check out her Han Solo carbonite and flying buffalo collection.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:35:00 AM EDT
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This is why marriage is a sham... imagine getting married to the 22 year old version, and losing half of everything your own to the 37 year old version... fuck that
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I'd say been there done that.

but I lost more than half.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:36:42 AM EDT
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I'd say been there done that.

but I lost more than half.
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This is why marriage is a sham... imagine getting married to the 22 year old version, and losing half of everything your own to the 37 year old version... fuck that



I'd say been there done that.

but I lost more than half.


A wise older gentleman once told me that it was cheaper to keep her...
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:40:25 AM EDT
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I love this pic.
the white dude is like.. "I'm not looking.. I'm not looking at that Sweet Ass"
the black dude is like.. " Yeah... I'd throw momma down."
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:40:55 AM EDT
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Current year Jessica.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/196752/ewrfqwrf_jpg-2151382.JPG

Holy shit! Those toes hanging over the edge of her shoes are freaky as fuck. I wonder if she has a prehensile tail too?
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When she puts them behind her ears you'll probably never notice them.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 11:45:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:01:41 PM EDT
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Is there a cure for Herpes?

And the Biel is much hotter.
Never cared for alba.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:12:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:20:58 PM EDT
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Meh

In her prime, it was big boobs, flat ass, and butter face.  And that was on her best day.

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If this wasn't her best day, it was close to it...and she looked pretty darn fine to me.  @3:15 for the impatient folks.

Jessica Simpson - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' (Video)
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:26:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:28:51 PM EDT
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Is there a cure for Herpes?

And the Biel is much hotter.
Never cared for alba.
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Jessica Biel dated herp boy as well.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:42:07 PM EDT
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The 22 year version has fun riding the carousel and loves men, the 37 year version hates men and can't figure out where the good ones have all gone when done with fun and games and ready to get serious.
Link Posted: 11/29/2021 12:45:00 PM EDT
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A woman's prime is between 25 and 35 with very few exceptions.
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