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Posted: 9/24/2019 9:37:17 PM EDT
I'm sorry, @littlepony but your brethren, KIA drivers, have surpassed Prius drivers as being the most asinine,
clueless, fucked up, ignorant, vapid, half-witted, obtuse, simple-minded, ignorant, doltish, brain-dead, doltish, senseless, inane, and stupid motherfuckers on the planet. I swear, every time I get around someone driving a KIA they are going 15MPH under the speed limit, swerving in and out of their lane, or trying to drive their car like a 16 year old that decided to put a fart can on a 1989 Honda Civic. Fuck all y'all!... ...unless your last name is Pony. This is a public service announcement brought to you by Flyhack72. If you don't like it, let me know where you live so I can come by and kick you in the balls and let the air out of your Optima. |
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i was just thinking that last week when i was in Michigan and they were all white
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While correlation is not causation, my empirical evidence gathered over the years agrees with this.
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I'm sorry, @littlepony but your brethren, KIA drivers, have surpassed Prius drivers as being the most asinine, clueless, fucked up, ignorant, vapid, half-witted, obtuse, simple-minded, ignorant, doltish, brain-dead, doltish, senseless, inane, and stupid motherfuckers on the planet. I swear, every time I get around someone driving a KIA they are going 15MPH under the speed limit, swerving in and out of their lane, or trying to drive their car like a 16 year old that decided to put a fart can on a 1989 Honda Civic. Fuck all y'all!... ...unless your last name is Pony. This is a public service announcement brought to you by Flyhack72. If you don't like it, let me know where you live so I can come by and kick you in the balls and let the air out of your Optima. View Quote Also, "All Y'all" is redundant. |
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View Quote Your Sorrento is probably orange or something. Nancy told me your type are bad! An Autistic 16 year old Swede told me the same thing. Who's wrong now mofo?!? |
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If I remember a previous LP thread, they're always leaving their drugs in the car while they get it serviced so that should tell you plenty!
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Don't you have an impeachment inquiry to attend? Your Sorrento is probably orange or something. Nancy told me your type are bad! An Autistic 16 year old Swede told me the same thing. Who's wrong now mofo?!? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Don't you have an impeachment inquiry to attend? Your Sorrento is probably orange or something. Nancy told me your type are bad! An Autistic 16 year old Swede told me the same thing. Who's wrong now mofo?!? |
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Can confirm. Stuck behind one cruising 38 in 60 this morning in fact.
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Only vehicles I've ever noticed have a disproportionate number of bad drivers are Lincolns and Cadillacs, but that's because more of them are so old they shouldn't be driving anymore.
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ummm excuse me?
No, just no you fuckin' heathen! I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir! ITS A TURBO, YO! Attached File |
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I agree. The Kia Soul is trash. View Quote Attached File |
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ummm excuse me? No, just no you fuckin' heathen! I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir! ITS A TURBO, YO! https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/120021/TurboBox_jpg-1101754.JPG View Quote |
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ummm excuse me? No, just no you fuckin' heathen! I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir! ITS A TURBO, YO! https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/120021/TurboBox_jpg-1101754.JPG View Quote I'll go get my bicycle... |
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Quoted: You're describing a large portion of Kia's target consumers. Mitsubishi is the same way, along with all the other super budget car companies. Also, "All Y'all" is redundant. View Quote Example: Fuck y'all - that don't make no sense or Fuck all y'all - get's the point across succinctly. |
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No, it isn't. Example: Fuck y'all - that don't make no sense or Fuck all y'all - get's the point across succinctly. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted: You're describing a large portion of Kia's target consumers. Mitsubishi is the same way, along with all the other super budget car companies. Also, "All Y'all" is redundant. Example: Fuck y'all - that don't make no sense or Fuck all y'all - get's the point across succinctly. That's redundant. |
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FALSE. The nissan versa is the scourge of the American highway. Dildos that drive maximas and altimas are even worse because they think they have a powerful sports machine and drive way too aggressively for their shit handling, shit braking, japanese garbage bins.
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Your car has 50% fewer turbos than mine, so I doubt it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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ummm excuse me? No, just no you fuckin' heathen! I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir! ITS A TURBO, YO! https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/120021/TurboBox_jpg-1101754.JPG |
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Truck drivers are the worst. And no, not big rigs. F150 and the likes....
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You misspelled Audi.
Every Audi sold or leased comes with a carton of Instant Asshole Powder in the trunk. Edit: don’t disagree with the Kia observation, tho. |
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noooo, there is a big number difference between all of you and all of you all. it almost twice as much, most of the time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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I'm sorry, @littlepony but your brethren, KIA drivers, have surpassed Prius drivers as being the most asinine, clueless, fucked up, ignorant, vapid, half-witted, obtuse, simple-minded, ignorant, doltish, brain-dead, doltish, senseless, inane, and stupid motherfuckers on the planet. I swear, every time I get around someone driving a KIA they are going 15MPH under the speed limit, swerving in and out of their lane, or trying to drive their car like a 16 year old that decided to put a fart can on a 1989 Honda Civic. Fuck all y'all!... ...unless your last name is Pony. This is a public service announcement brought to you by Flyhack72. If you don't like it, let me know where you live so I can come by and kick you in the balls and let the air out of your Optima. View Quote You must live someplace where people are too poor to afford Audi or Tesla...Audi drivers have four concentric assholes as a logo on their cars and drive as such. Tesla drivers are either hypermile-ing or driving like lunatics. |
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You're all wrong.
BMW drivers. I don't think those cars come with turn signals. Most of them seem hellbent on weaving in and out of traffic. The aspiring BMW drivers drive VW. Drivers from Texas. Hey dumbass, get out of the left lane. ETA, I completely disagree with the Audi assertions here. I have no problem with them at all...as a whole. |
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While I don’t disagree with the OP, I submit that altima, maxima and infiniti drivers hold the crown.
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It's all they can afford, I mean new Kia owners that want bang for the buck, it really it's all they can afford because anything else that is new and shiny is more than
the monthly/bi weekly payment that does not burst their GDSR bubble. They like to get all bowed up with their peers because they just bought a brand new car and figure it put's them at a higher class level. I don't care, whatever floats your boat. Most Kia owners couldn't find the dipstick, let alone operate a tire pressure guage. But the got a cheap payment !!! Then there are the .002% brand loyalists, they are a different breed altogether. Once you find one it's all you can do to avoid telling them that the short bus stop is 2 miles down the road. "hey buddy, I'm looking for a 2006 Kia Sedona with less than 30,000 Kms on it, best fucking car ever made" Sorry bud, had one in here last week and 87 people got in to a fist fight trying to bid on it, wish I had 50 of them here ! Kia's are nothing more than shit cars that are cheaply built and hold less value than a spaghetti strainer washing flour with no spaghetti. |
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It's all they can afford, I mean new Kia owners that want bang for the buck, it really it's all they can afford because anything else that is new and shiny is more than the monthly/bi weekly payment that does not burst their GDSR bubble. They like to get all bowed up with their peers because they just bought a brand new car and figure it put's them at a higher class level. I don't care, whatever floats your boat. Most Kia owners couldn't find the dipstick, let alone operate a tire pressure guage. But the got a cheap payment !!! Then there are the .002% brand loyalists, they are a different breed altogether. Once you find one it's all you can do to avoid telling them that the short bus stop is 2 miles down the road. "hey buddy, I'm looking for a 2006 Kia Sedona with less than 30,000 Kms on it, best fucking car ever made" Sorry bud, had one in here last week and 87 people got in to a fist fight trying to bid on it, wish I had 50 of them here ! Kia's are nothing more than shit cars that are cheaply built and hold less value than a spaghetti strainer washing flour with no spaghetti. View Quote |
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