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Posted: 9/24/2019 9:37:17 PM EDT
I'm sorry, @littlepony but your brethren, KIA drivers, have surpassed Prius drivers as being the most asinine,
clueless,
fucked up,
ignorant,
vapid,
half-witted,
obtuse,
simple-minded,
ignorant,
doltish,
brain-dead,
doltish,
senseless,
inane,
and stupid motherfuckers on the planet.

I swear, every time I get around someone driving
a KIA they are going 15MPH under the speed limit, swerving in and out of their lane, or trying to drive their car like a 16 year old that decided to put a fart can on a 1989 Honda Civic.

Fuck all y'all!...

...unless your last name is Pony.

This is a public service announcement brought to you by Flyhack72.  If you don't like it, let me know where you live so I can come by and kick you in the balls and let the air out of your Optima.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:38:23 PM EDT
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i was just thinking that last week when i was in Michigan and they were all white
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:39:43 PM EDT
[#2]
While correlation is not causation, my empirical evidence gathered over the years agrees with this.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:40:25 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:41:59 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I'm sorry, @littlepony but your brethren, KIA drivers, have surpassed Prius drivers as being the most asinine,
clueless,
fucked up,
ignorant,
vapid,
half-witted,
obtuse,
simple-minded,
ignorant,
doltish,
brain-dead,
doltish,
senseless,
inane,
and stupid motherfuckers on the planet.

I swear, every time I get around someone driving
a KIA they are going 15MPH under the speed limit, swerving in and out of their lane, or trying to drive their car like a 16 year old that decided to put a fart can on a 1989 Honda Civic.

Fuck all y'all!...

...unless your last name is Pony.

This is a public service announcement brought to you by Flyhack72.  If you don't like it, let me know where you live so I can come by and kick you in the balls and let the air out of your Optima.
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You're describing a large portion of Kia's target consumers. Mitsubishi is the same way, along with all the other super budget car companies.

Also, "All Y'all" is redundant.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:42:40 PM EDT
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Dodge Ram drivers are worse.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:42:45 PM EDT
[#6]
Reported.

IBTL
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:43:34 PM EDT
[#7]
I agree.  The Kia Soul is trash.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:43:49 PM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:44:20 PM EDT
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Don't you have an impeachment inquiry to attend?

Your Sorrento is probably orange or something.  Nancy told me your type are bad!  An Autistic 16 year old Swede told me the same thing.

Who's wrong now mofo?!?
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:44:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Yeap

Right up there with the Nissan Altima and Sentra.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:45:07 PM EDT
[#11]
If I remember a previous LP thread, they're always leaving their drugs in the car while they get it serviced so that should tell you plenty!
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:46:26 PM EDT
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Don't you have an impeachment inquiry to attend?

Your Sorrento is probably orange or something.  Nancy told me your type are bad!  An Autistic 16 year old Swede told me the same thing.

Who's wrong now mofo?!?
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Don't you have an impeachment inquiry to attend?

Your Sorrento is probably orange or something.  Nancy told me your type are bad!  An Autistic 16 year old Swede told me the same thing.

Who's wrong now mofo?!?
No sir mine is a manual and 4x4 gets me to the range in the rain through some muddy roads.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:47:08 PM EDT
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You forgot gay?
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:47:33 PM EDT
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Also, "All Y'all" is redundant.
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Bless your heart!

Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:48:33 PM EDT
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Can confirm. Stuck behind one cruising 38 in 60 this morning in fact.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:48:33 PM EDT
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No sir mine is a manual and 4x4 gets me to the range in the rain through some muddy roads.
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OK. You get a pass...on the right hand side because you drive too slow!!!

Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:49:54 PM EDT
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Only vehicles I've ever noticed have a disproportionate number of bad drivers are Lincolns and Cadillacs, but that's because more of them are so old they shouldn't be driving anymore.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:50:20 PM EDT
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Just for you cupcake...



This is now a KIA SOUL thread!

Chris
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:53:27 PM EDT
[#19]
ummm excuse me?

No, just no you fuckin' heathen!

I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir!

ITS A TURBO, YO!
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Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:56:47 PM EDT
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lol now you pissed off the Kia Toasters.

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Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:56:52 PM EDT
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ummm excuse me?

No, just no you fuckin' heathen!

I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir!

ITS A TURBO, YO!
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/120021/TurboBox_jpg-1101754.JPG

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Your car has 50% fewer turbos than mine, so I doubt it.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:58:31 PM EDT
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ummm excuse me?

No, just no you fuckin' heathen!

I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir!

ITS A TURBO, YO!
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/120021/TurboBox_jpg-1101754.JPG

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It's on

I'll go get my bicycle...
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:58:45 PM EDT
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Dodge Ram?

You mean RAM? Dodge was dropped years ago.

I drive a 2017 RAM and I hate it. Am I ok?

ETA - Mine is a two door so I'm special.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 9:59:36 PM EDT
[#24]
Worse than Kia Technicians?



eta: beaten... dammit!
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:00:04 PM EDT
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Wait 'till you meet the mechanics.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:00:48 PM EDT
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You're describing a large portion of Kia's target consumers. Mitsubishi is the same way, along with all the other super budget car companies.

Also, "All Y'all" is redundant.
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No, it isn't.

Example:
Fuck y'all - that don't make no sense
or
Fuck all y'all - get's the point across succinctly.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:02:15 PM EDT
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heheheheh  
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:02:24 PM EDT
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It's on

I'll go get my bicycle...
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better ride ATGATT, I race dirty......
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:02:30 PM EDT
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No, it isn't.

Example:
Fuck y'all - that don't make no sense
or
Fuck all y'all - get's the point across succinctly.
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Quoted:

You're describing a large portion of Kia's target consumers. Mitsubishi is the same way, along with all the other super budget car companies.

Also, "All Y'all" is redundant.
No, it isn't.

Example:
Fuck y'all - that don't make no sense
or
Fuck all y'all - get's the point across succinctly.
"Y'all" is slang for "You all", so you're saying "all you all".

That's redundant.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:03:36 PM EDT
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FALSE. The nissan versa is the scourge of the American highway. Dildos that drive maximas and altimas are even worse because they think they have a powerful sports machine and drive way too aggressively for their shit handling, shit braking, japanese garbage bins.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:03:39 PM EDT
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Subaru drivers are the worst, hands down, by far.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:04:03 PM EDT
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Your car has 50% fewer turbos than mine, so I doubt it.
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ummm excuse me?

No, just no you fuckin' heathen!

I hope you know I am a Soul driver, and I challenge you to a race......I will kick your ass, kind sir!

ITS A TURBO, YO!
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/120021/TurboBox_jpg-1101754.JPG

Your car has 50% fewer turbos than mine, so I doubt it.
Bring it on Mr. KayWhy......
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:05:42 PM EDT
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"Y'all" is slang for "You all", so you're saying "all you all".

That's redundant.
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noooo,

there is a big number difference between all of you and all of you all. it almost twice as much, most of the time.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:06:23 PM EDT
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why, do you hate lesbians?

ETA: because a comma changes things.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:07:08 PM EDT
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Truck drivers are the worst. And no, not big rigs. F150 and the likes....
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:07:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:08:48 PM EDT
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Truck drivers are the worst. And no, not big rigs. F150 and the likes....
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oh, all y'all tryin' to piss me off now, huh?

Fuck it, REPORTED!

This is buuuuuuulllllshit!
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:09:09 PM EDT
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Just when you thought it couldn't get anymore brutal
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:09:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:10:19 PM EDT
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You misspelled Audi.

Every Audi sold or leased comes with a carton of Instant Asshole Powder in the trunk.

Edit:  don’t disagree with the Kia observation, tho.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:11:25 PM EDT
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noooo,

there is a big number difference between all of you and all of you all. it almost twice as much, most of the time.
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Quoted:

"Y'all" is slang for "You all", so you're saying "all you all".

That's redundant.
noooo,

there is a big number difference between all of you and all of you all. it almost twice as much, most of the time.
Oh, well in that case, I do apologize.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:12:18 PM EDT
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Quoted for the mutherfucking truth.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:12:30 PM EDT
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I'm sorry, @littlepony but your brethren, KIA drivers, have surpassed Prius drivers as being the most asinine,
clueless,
fucked up,
ignorant,
vapid,
half-witted,
obtuse,
simple-minded,
ignorant,
doltish,
brain-dead,
doltish,
senseless,
inane,
and stupid motherfuckers on the planet.

I swear, every time I get around someone driving
a KIA they are going 15MPH under the speed limit, swerving in and out of their lane, or trying to drive their car like a 16 year old that decided to put a fart can on a 1989 Honda Civic.

Fuck all y'all!...

...unless your last name is Pony.

This is a public service announcement brought to you by Flyhack72.  If you don't like it, let me know where you live so I can come by and kick you in the balls and let the air out of your Optima.
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You must live someplace where people are too poor to afford Audi or Tesla...Audi drivers have four concentric assholes as a logo on their cars and drive as such. Tesla drivers are either hypermile-ing or driving like lunatics.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:14:20 PM EDT
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You're all wrong.

BMW drivers.  I don't think those cars come with turn signals.  Most of them seem hellbent on weaving in and out of traffic.  The aspiring BMW drivers drive VW.

Drivers from Texas.  Hey dumbass, get out of the left lane.

ETA, I completely disagree with the Audi assertions here.  I have no problem with them at all...as a whole.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:18:20 PM EDT
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People who drive stupid cars drive them stupidly
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:19:32 PM EDT
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While I don’t disagree with the OP, I submit that altima, maxima and infiniti drivers hold the crown.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:21:10 PM EDT
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"Y'all" is slang for "You all", so you're saying "all you all".

That's redundant.
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Well if you want to get technical, y'all in and of itself is wrong. You can be singular and plural.
And it doesn't matter what it means, it's how it sounds that make the difference.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:21:22 PM EDT
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This.

Would love to see the numbers on Ram owners and how under water they are on there loans, percentage that wear white frame glasses, flat bill hats and monster energy stickers.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:22:38 PM EDT
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It's all they can afford, I mean new Kia owners that want bang for the buck, it really it's all they can afford because anything else that is new and shiny is more than

the monthly/bi weekly payment that does not burst their GDSR bubble.

They like to get all bowed up with their peers because they just bought a brand new car and figure it put's them at a higher class level.
I don't care, whatever floats your boat.
Most Kia owners couldn't find the dipstick, let alone operate a tire pressure guage.

But the got a cheap payment !!!

Then there are the .002% brand loyalists, they are a different breed altogether.
Once you find one it's all you can do to avoid telling them that the short bus stop is 2 miles down the road.

"hey buddy, I'm looking for a 2006 Kia Sedona with less than 30,000 Kms on it, best fucking car ever made"

Sorry bud,  had one in here last week and 87 people got in to a fist fight trying to bid on it, wish I had 50 of them here !

Kia's are nothing more than shit cars that are cheaply built and hold less value than a spaghetti strainer washing flour with no spaghetti.
Link Posted: 9/24/2019 10:25:33 PM EDT
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It's all they can afford, I mean new Kia owners that want bang for the buck, it really it's all they can afford because anything else that is new and shiny is more than

the monthly/bi weekly payment that does not burst their GDSR bubble.

They like to get all bowed up with their peers because they just bought a brand new car and figure it put's them at a higher class level.
I don't care, whatever floats your boat.
Most Kia owners couldn't find the dipstick, let alone operate a tire pressure guage.

But the got a cheap payment !!!

Then there are the .002% brand loyalists, they are a different breed altogether.
Once you find one it's all you can do to avoid telling them that the short bus stop is 2 miles down the road.

"hey buddy, I'm looking for a 2006 Kia Sedona with less than 30,000 Kms on it, best fucking car ever made"

Sorry bud,  had one in here last week and 87 people got in to a fist fight trying to bid on it, wish I had 50 of them here !

Kia's are nothing more than shit cars that are cheaply built and hold less value than a spaghetti strainer washing flour with no spaghetti.
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