The problem we have with people here in the USA that think socialism is good is they think THEY will be one of the few with eight houses with a Benz and Ferrari in every garage.

The reality is they will be one of the proles living in a shanty riding a bicycle with no tires to the factory job.  By the time they realize that it's too late.

Dude in the second to last pick is 23

Stalin had his buddy Lenin killed, then that fuck killed millions of his own Russians.

Mao killed off millions of his own people.

Service it?
Just order a new one when it's time for an oil change

Do wood fired cars need last long enough to need servicing?

If only it were possible to sneek a Porsche 918 into the country and do a fly by on that traffic officer at like 180mph.

Put like a korean defense for livery on it and just SCREAM by.

After the dude shit himself he would probably think it was some new NORK super secret stealth weapon.

Being able to live through such jackassery would probably be impossible but it would be hilarious.

Would be a GREAT but sad reality TV show.   Red pilling North Koreans to the true tech and state of the world.   Might as well be defrosting a caveman in modern day.

Both of the cars visible are Mercedes S-classes.

The older one everyone is laughing at is a W126. The new one backed to the building is a W222.

I can't help but think how a whole country that has had 70 years of constant brainwashing with anti-American propaganda, would not handle being westernized very well.

That little fucker has been told that we would kill him and his family just for shits and giggles. I know that there are a lot of defectors, but I have to think that some (or many) wouldn't play nice with us.

"Gippeumjo members typically leave at age 22 or 25. At that time they are often married to members of North Korea's elite—and are also sometimes paired off with military officers seeking wives—and their former membership in the Gippeumjo is kept secret."

Thank you for your loyalty to the party. Now marry this hooker we passed around for the last few years.

Mean time, we are forced to live like this:

I mean, it looks ok but it's kinda Stalin chic, ain't it?  Kinda sterile and lifeless.

They can't even afford to litter the place.

Snow coffee, living in tents, and buying guns to kill people pretty much sums up my lifestyle.

Yeah, fucking storefront in a home.

THIS^^^^ I thought the same thing.

... that was pretty damn cool!

He's a fat bastard

I was guessing 1989.

At 2:28; "a former republican candidate from Oregon".

Now that is some real propaganda there.  

Everything about little Kim is sort of creepy.

It’s good to be King...

Not too shabby. Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony.

Protected against the public throwing snow coffee and songbird meat.

It's called starvation.  They are skinny

I’m not believing the pics of the empty roads. If you look closely, you can see tire marks all over the curb and heavy soiling. Looks like any road in a busy American city AND it’s looks maintained by our standards.

Trump should hold the peace talks in Disney World.

"What? This dump? Yeah it's not bad, but you should see something better than a public park. More food? We literally throw 50% of our food away. Obesity problems, you know how it is."

Tomahawk GPS targeting data entered, standing by for firing order...

I read somewhere he wants us to pay for his hotel at the June 12 summit.  Ridiculous

Snow coffee is muy bueno

Probably fake news. Lil Kim is a billionaire.

Over two million shot!

Would be a shame if something...happened to it...

Is the exif data still in the pics?

Careful, if Marco Rubio reads that, he'll get all excited.

Careful, if Marco Rubio reads that, he'll get all excited.

Is best Korea

KJU doesn’t haven’t anything that wasn’t given to him by China. Trump isn’t “making a peace deal” with Nork, more like “silver or lead? You work for me now.”

There’s poor, and then there’s po’. Kim is po’.

Trump’s Trying To Figure Out How To Cover Kim Jong Un’s Hotel Bill In Singapore: Report

President Donald Trump’s summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is back on, but there are still a number of logistical issues that need to be addressed beforehand.

North Korea, a proud-yet-impoverished country, apparently needs another country to cover the costs of its supreme leader’s hotel stay at The Fullerton, an expensive five-star hotel in Singapore preferred by the North Koreans, The Washington Post reported Friday, citing two people familiar with preparations. The U.S. is reportedly trying to figure out how to discreetly pick up the tab without insulting the easily-agitated North Koreans. (RELATED: Trump: North Korea Summit Is BACK ON)

The president, on the other hand, is expected to stay at the Shangri-La during the highly-anticipated summit.

Paying Kim’s hotel bill is one of several important matters being discussed by the U.S. and North Korean teams in Singapore, teams led by White House deputy chief of staff Joe Hagin and Kim’s de facto chief of staff, Kim Chang Son. The cost of a presidential suite at The Fullerton can run as much as $6,000 a night, reports The Post.

It is unusual that there is a need for discretion given that the North Koreans have a history of demanding that other countries foot the bill for its participation in international events.

During the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea, Seoul agreed to spend $2.6 million to cover the costs of North Korea’s participation — not the athletes but rather the North’s massive collection of cheerleaders. (RELATED: North Korea Learns Crime Does Pay As South Korea Agrees To Pay Its Massive Olympic Bill)

For the first inter-Korean summit in 2000, South Korea reportedly paid North Korea $500 million to come to the table.

North Korea “constantly couples its diplomacy with demands for aid, especially cash, as though the international community has to pay for the privilege of engaging,” Robert Kelly, a professor of international relations at Pusan National University in South Korea, told The Washington Post back during the Olympics.

Apparently, the upcoming summit is no different, although the cost of the hotel is significantly lower, making such a payment less of a concession but still a problem. As North Korea is heavily sanctioned for its illicit weapons programs, the Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control would need to issue a waiver to temporarily suspend the application of sanctions for such payments to be possible.

There is the possibility the U.S. will ask the host country to cover the costs.

Much uncertainty has surrounded the Trump-Kim summit this past week, but it seems that the summit is definitely going to happen.

In response to several North Korean statements critical of the U.S. and the present administration, Trump canceled his planned summit with Kim last Thursday. Since then, both sides have engaged in serious talks to salvage the summit. Following a visit to the U.S., which included a visit to the White House by North Korean senior official Kim Yong Chol, who delivered a letter to Trump from his head of state, the president announced that the summit is going to take place on June 12. There is a lot to work out and not a lot of time.

In addition to logistical issues, the matter of denuclearization remains the biggest challenge of all.

This exactly, let's keep up the negotiations and get DJT that Nobel that'll make the libs melt away from their tears.

That high pitched Asian sex squealing probably gets pretty damn annoying.......no matter how much strange trim he gets to sample.

Has nobody found this place on google maps yet?  Can't be too hard to find a palace with that elaborate garden in North Korea..

Pimpin ain't easy (in Norkland)...

What is that, a 1985 Mercedes?

Will you look at that friggin shrubbery!!  That trim job looks like shit!!!

Execute the gardener and his whole family lineage!!!  DO IT NOW!!!!

I rove the old Benz.

Roads and highways in NK.

None of us choose who we are born too.  His Dad just happened to be a ruthless Dictator.  Say what you want about the guy but he ain't stupid.   Imagine being late 20's maybe 30 and told by your Dad "hey son I'm gonna die soon and you gotta learn how to run the most secretive, brutal govt. on earth".    Yeh he's a vicious dude.   But I doubt a single one of us would do anything different if put in that situation.  He knows all too well its either kill or be killed.  No room for nice guys in that world.  He isn't crazy either.

Everything he has done since taking power is perfectly logical and well thought out.  Imagine being that young and having to take over that situation and most importantly get rid of your enemies and survive it all.  Even Trump himself said that was a big job to take on for such a young guy.   I'm hopeful that because he was educated in the West that it will influence him to some degree in a positive way.  But I sure as hell ain't holding my breath.  

The North Koreans do look very malnourished compared to they're southern
brothers and sisters , lol

Easy Marco.