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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:44:40 PM EDT
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Good job, OP

Only criticism is, as mentioned, is you didn’t punch the other punkazz
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:44:49 PM EDT
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utility pole don't have the right yellow reflective tape shit to be in kali.
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Did they change back? They were yellow when I was a kid, supposedly the changed them to grey to diminish Bird strikes, lol, go from a visible color to slate grey, dumb asses.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:45:54 PM EDT
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some zoomer is posting in a discord about how he got bullied frfr
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And his buddy from Reddit is going to say, "Hey, I found the dude that punched you last night, he's bragging about it online"
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:47:19 PM EDT
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OP, it's kind of a funny story.  You didn't go there to start anything.  Just asking punks to not be punks (not guaranteed to work out all the time, but sometimes you have to try.)  What's funny is the tough guys falling apart when they find out someone isn't afraid of their hair cut, or their manner of dressing and talking.

One time my mom asked me about my youngest brother getting into a fight in the town where we went to college.  I told her I hadn't heard anything about it.  If he'd been arrested I was sure one of the town cops would have mentioned it to me, and they hadn't said a word.

I asked my brother about it.  He told me he hadn't been in a fight.  I told him what our middle brother had told our mom and he insisted he hadn't been in a fight.  I probed a bit further and asked about him walking through an alley in two on his way back to the college late one night and he said the only thing he could think of us was a black guy stepped out of a doorway and hit him.  I asked him what he did and he said he punched the guy back.  Then I asked him what the guy did next and my little brother said, "He didn't do anything, he didn't get up."  Now, I thought that was funny as hell.  My little brother didn't think a couple punches, in a dark alley, in a town with a crime problem was a "fight."
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:47:34 PM EDT
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One of my friends works at a hair salon.

I shit you not, she sees high school boys coming in for perms more than anyone else.

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pics of friend?


Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:47:53 PM EDT
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Fookin' Broccoli heads!

Gotta say it like Fookin' prawns!
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:49:19 PM EDT
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You shouldn't 'snap', that's an unstable person.
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fuck that!! being pissed on is assault.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:52:17 PM EDT
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Good job OP
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 8:54:19 PM EDT
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Matt Damon got pissed on to make a spy movie.

OP got wet worked, but is still poor
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 9:17:27 PM EDT
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@ISED8U

Maybe the OP is just trying to sound edgy and is lying?  Even if this did happen do you think LE are scouring gun forums in search of a suspect?  By the way….if this did happen OP….good on you .  I’ll admit, it feels good to knock the shit out of someone who deserves it or at least that’s what I’m told.  ????


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@Tazaroo

I can't think of a single detective that monitors random gun forum threads looking for suspects involved in simple battery.

OTOH the people who tend to get away with criminal activity are the ones who remain silent about their endeavors.  

Once again YMMV
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 9:25:19 PM EDT
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Technically battery.
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Enjoy your assault charge.


Technically battery.



Assault consummated by battery for $200.00 please
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 9:41:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2024 9:58:06 PM EDT
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Are there any other criminal offenses you’d like to confess to or sketch?
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 10:07:54 PM EDT
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He deserved a rap on the beak for the haircut alone.  As long as you were up there, may as well have dropped the other pee pee’r.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 10:57:25 PM EDT
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Did the fare maidens reward your act of chivalry with vag?

Stop tilting at windmill, Don Quixote.  White knight knighting can be your end.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 11:50:26 PM EDT
[#16]
You gave that kid the gift of consequences. You may have saved his life some day in the future. Give yourself a pat on the back.
Link Posted: 2/24/2024 11:52:53 PM EDT
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Good punch. Sometimes violence does solve problems
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 12:02:25 AM EDT
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Pics or it did not happen.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 12:05:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/25/2024 12:29:52 AM EDT
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Attachment Attached File


Police artist sketch of the pee’r
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 12:43:10 AM EDT
[#21]
Getting pissed on will get your adrenaline pumping.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 2:58:48 AM EDT
[#22]
you didn't even get laid  so it wasn't worth it
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 4:25:33 AM EDT
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Only read page one. Good punch.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 4:45:59 AM EDT
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Enjoy your assault charge.
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For pissing on people? He deserves far worse than a punch in the nose.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 7:37:09 AM EDT
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you didn't even get laid  so it wasn't worth it
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Eighty-seven percent of the guys here are incels who have never been laid, so what's your point? Further, we don't know if he might have just left that part out of the story. Maybe he made the guy's buddy blow him under the threat of more violence? We just don't know.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:27:41 AM EDT
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Eighty-seven percent of the guys here are incels who have never been laid, so what's your point? Further, we don't know if he might have just left that part out of the story. Maybe he made the guy's buddy blow him under the threat of more violence? We just don't know.
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Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:28:18 AM EDT
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OP - ayo!

didja tune up any more got dayum brocolli heads last night?
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:48:33 AM EDT
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Getting pissed on will get your adrenaline pumping.


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I heard some people are into that kind of thing.  
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:51:06 AM EDT
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I heard some people are into that kind of thing.  
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Getting pissed on will get your adrenaline pumping.




I heard some people are into that kind of thing.  

Russian hookers charge extra for that. So I've heard. Drunk trashy sluts will do it for free. Drunk squirters FTMFW!
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:51:15 AM EDT
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Yeah, isn’t assault just words?
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Technically battery.



Yeah, isn’t assault just words?


Depends on the jurisdiction.

Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:53:16 AM EDT
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Russian hookers charge extra for that. So I've heard. Drunk trashy sluts will do it for free. Drunk squirters FTMFW!
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"drunk squirter" would be a damn fine whisky and/or band name now that i'm thinking about it.


Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:55:29 AM EDT
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Depends on the jurisdiction.

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OP's fists are registered destructive devices.

best watch yourself, bud.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:55:46 AM EDT
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"drunk squirter" would be a damn fine whisky and/or band name now that i'm thinking about it.


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Damn you, yo image gave me wood. Good thing it wasn't yeller or I might have had an emission.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 9:58:26 AM EDT
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Damn you, yo image gave me wood. Good thing it wasn't yeller or I might have had an emission.
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well that and if that hydrant had accidentally dribbled a bit on a fuckin' billy fuckin' badass fuckin' hard case fuckin' tough guy fuckin' navy squeal fuckin' MMA fighter fuckin' Gee Dee billionaire like OP dat hydrant woulda ended up tore up from the floor up.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:02:29 AM EDT
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I would request this thread be deleted, OP.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:04:01 AM EDT
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too late.

already been backed up to the googles for future use by law enforcement.

well that and 87% chance that this shit is all a lie, so...
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:07:16 AM EDT
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too late.

already been backed up to the googles for future use by law enforcement.

well that and 87% chance that this shit is all a lie, so...
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Not only that, the Arph personal injury trial lawyers have already saved it and backed it up for marketing to their personal injury trial lawyer cartel.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:08:06 AM EDT
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Probably not the best course of action but piss guy is probably not going to run to the cops saying "so there I was pissing on people as they left the bar and some guy punched me"

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I was standing there minding my own business...
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:12:02 AM EDT
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Not only that, the Arph personal injury trial lawyers have already saved it and backed it up for marketing to their personal injury trial lawyer cartel.
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not to worry, old son.

a fuckin' billy badass fuckin' navy squeal like OP will be running the entire AB after his first night in prison.

fuckin' shot caller fuckin' billy badass fuckin' tough guy.


Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:15:46 AM EDT
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A thought. Could OP be another TheWhitePill account?   If so, then bravo TWP. You got em again, including me.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:19:43 AM EDT
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not to worry, old son.

a fuckin' billy badass fuckin' navy squeal like OP will be running the entire AB after his first night in prison.

fuckin' shot caller fuckin' billy badass fuckin' tough guy.


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The only thing OP will be running in prison is running his tongue lapping commissary tuna pack juice out of dirty chocolate buttcracks pretending he's eating pussy.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:19:44 AM EDT
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A thought. Could OP be another TheWhitePill account?   If so, then bravo TWP. You got em again, including me.
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RIP TWP
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:22:51 AM EDT
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How did the chicks not realize they were getting pissed on? Raining.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:35:33 AM EDT
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Back when I was a teen, I saw a guy knock another guy out for hitting his girlfriend.  The knockee  and his girlfriend were outside the skating rink we used to go to. He called his girlfriend a shut and slapped her.
A guy standing around bullshitting with us just said "I can't stand that shit".
Walked over and gave the guy a quick shot to the temple/jaw area. Guy dropped like a sack of potatoes.
The puncher stood there for a few seconds, unzipped his pants and pissed on the guy on the ground.
We all started laughing our asses off.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:37:24 AM EDT
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Well said.    If this came to court, I would be a nullifying juror and would be ruled a good corrective action
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:38:24 AM EDT
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Back when I was a teen, I saw a guy knock another guy out for hitting his girlfriend.  The knockee  and his girlfriend were outside the skating rink we used to go to. He called his girlfriend a shut and slapped her.
A guy standing around bullshitting with us just said "I can't stand that shit".
Walked over and gave the guy a quick shot to the temple/jaw area. Guy dropped like a sack of potatoes.
The puncher stood there for a few seconds, unzipped his pants and pissed on the guy on the ground.
We all started laughing our asses off.
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pics of pissee?
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:39:53 AM EDT
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Should have punched the buddy too.
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and thrown him over the railing.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:40:54 AM EDT
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The only thing OP will be running in prison is running his tongue lapping commissary tuna pack juice out of dirty chocolate buttcracks pretending he's eating pussy.
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how many commissary tuna packs could the AB rent OP out for in a typical day?

asking for a friend.

Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:41:01 AM EDT
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The only thing OP will be running in prison is running his tongue lapping commissary tuna pack juice out of dirty chocolate buttcracks pretending he's eating pussy.
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That is oddly specific.
Link Posted: 2/25/2024 10:41:34 AM EDT
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and thrown him over the railing.
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Gee Dee fuckin' tough guys always throw broccoli heads off a roof.

always.

then all the hot bishes line up to blow the tough guys.

i seent it.
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