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Link Posted: 11/2/2022 8:48:47 PM EST
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And distance swimmers.

Cookie cutter sharks are assholes.
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 8:55:51 PM EST
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Just another reason to stay the hell out of the water
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 8:57:51 PM EST
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There was a long distance swimmer that got bit by one at night in Hawaii.  

https://www.livescience.com/14882-human-cookiecutter-shark-bite.html
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That was a painful read.
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 8:58:58 PM EST
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Knowledge is just a click away.
The cookie-cutter shark grows to about 2 feet long as an adult, but have specially crafted jaws that can scoop out a nugget of flesh, leaving a gaping hole, hence the "cookie-cutter" name. Their bites aren't lethal, but the bites leave obvious markings, even after they've healed.

Laying in wait

The sharks attack larger animals because they have an interesting camouflage mechanism: Glowing markings on their skin let them hide in groups of squid, which also glow. When larger animals feed on the squid, the shark can launch a surprise attack on their victim and quickly leave the scene after nabbing a chunk of flesh.
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Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:02:50 PM EST
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You must be very smart. Congrats.
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Thanks, I'll add you to the long, distinguished list of Arf-Geniuses who think everything is Fake.    There's a surprisingly large community of you people.

From the Article that you Could have clicked.  If you preferred knowledge to ignorance.     The CC shark didn't have to run down the Tuna, because the equally oblivious Tuna, was busy hunting squid.  

The cookie-cutter shark grows to about 2 feet long as an adult, but have specially crafted jaws that can scoop out a nugget of flesh, leaving a gaping hole, hence the "cookie-cutter" name. Their bites aren't lethal, but the bites leave obvious markings, even after they've healed

Laying in wait

The sharks attack larger animals because they have an interesting camouflage mechanism: Glowing markings on their skin let them hide in groups of squid, which also glow. When larger animals feed on the squid, the shark can launch a surprise attack on their victim and quickly leave the scene after nabbing a chunk of flesh.


Planet Earth is endlessly fascinating, once you can break free of the "everything is Fake" paradigm.    Btw, They Scoop.  


You must be very smart. Congrats.
He can at least read.
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:15:53 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:20:01 PM EST
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Fish hugger sushi chef?
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:22:00 PM EST
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He can at least read.
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I thought reading was for faggots.
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:23:27 PM EST
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I heard of that little bastard years ago because they attacked the rubber coating on subs.
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:26:59 PM EST
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Just one of many reasons to NEVER go in the ocean.
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:34:37 PM EST
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During the 1970s, several U.S. Navy submarines were forced back to base to repair damage caused by cookiecutter shark bites to the neoprene boots of their AN/BQR-19 sonar domes, which caused the sound-transmitting oil inside to leak and impaired navigation.
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Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:47:00 PM EST
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Cookie cutter sharks
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:52:37 PM EST
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That looks like an old man’s dick with those plastic vampire teeth stuck on the end
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I'm dying.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 9:59:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/2/2022 10:05:16 PM EST
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When it's hooked and dragged to the side of the boat, it's pretty easy.
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This post might be a good explanation, the cookie cutter just found himself a free lunch from a tuna on the end of the line and being pulled.  Next question though, could 1 shark make that many bites in 1 sitting?
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 10:12:04 PM EST
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Plenty in GD have stuck it in grosser tuna
Link Posted: 11/2/2022 10:24:10 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/2/2022 10:33:32 PM EST
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I'm glad to see we have a resident SME in the house, in case my peen starts looking like that when I get older.
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I'm glad to see we have a resident SME in the house, in case my peen starts looking like that when I get older.
GD likely has SMEs on all nature of wierd dick diseases...and the animals that look like them.

Link Posted: 11/2/2022 10:33:46 PM EST
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Yellow fin arent that fast. I've watched marlin eat sizable yellow fin on surface.
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Must have been a big marlin and a small yellow fin.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 12:26:15 AM EST
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Looks like it could be a case of cupping gone wrong.

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During the 1970s, several U.S. Navy submarines were forced back to base to repair damage caused by cookiecutter shark bites to the neoprene boots of their AN/BQR-19 sonar domes, which caused the sound-transmitting oil inside to leak and impaired navigation.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/333164/Some_image_width-1600_0845647_jpg-2585823.JPG

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Now this is interesting. Crazy how a small shark could disable a nuclear submarine.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 12:48:10 AM EST
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I fuckin hate parasites of ALL species! Kill em with fire!
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 1:24:22 AM EST
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Whatever does that to a yellowfin is nothing to mess with. Those things take off like a bullet train in the water.
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School of large squid attacked him.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 1:35:36 AM EST
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holy moly
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Holy *Mackerel*.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 2:01:58 AM EST
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Cookie cutter shark...
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I dunno, seems pretty unique to me...
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 3:46:21 AM EST
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My name is jeremy wade….
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 4:06:59 AM EST
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Nature can be a real scary bitch at times.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 4:10:28 AM EST
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That looks like an old man’s dick with those plastic vampire teeth stuck on the end
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Can't say I've seen too many old man dicks in my day, so I'll have to defer to your vast knowledge of old man cock.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 4:24:07 AM EST
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giant squid
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 8:45:53 AM EST
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Didn't read but there's not a fucking chance in hell anything in the ocean was able to catch up to a live tuna and do that. Fake as fuck.
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What if the tuna was stationary, working on constructing a breathing apparatus that would allow him to swim up river, and move onto dry land where he was going to hunt down a pride of lions?
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 8:53:11 AM EST
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What if the tuna was stationary, working on constructing a breathing apparatus that would allow him to swim up river, and move onto dry land where he was going to hunt down a pride of lions?
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The Other Guys - Tuna vs Lion
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 9:02:48 AM EST
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How big is that fish? The scale of the photo looks like it's rather small.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 9:13:25 AM EST
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Cookie cutter shark...
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Has there been a population explosion of those little bastards or something?  I'm 50yo and never heard of these fuckers till this year, now they are everywhere...
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 10:04:41 AM EST
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That looks like an old man’s dick with those plastic vampire teeth stuck on the end
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Penis dentata  
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 10:10:17 AM EST
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Riddick’s tea cup.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 10:55:57 AM EST
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I thought reading was for faggots.
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He can at least read.

I thought reading was for faggots.


Link Posted: 11/3/2022 11:05:56 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 11:15:33 AM EST
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Cookie cutter shark...
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 11:15:58 AM EST
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just

Thanks, I’ll add you to the long, distinguished list of Arf-Geniuses who think everything is Fake.    There’s a surprisingly large community of you people.


Planet Earth is endlessly fascinating, once you can break free of the “everything is Fake” paradigm.    Btw, They Scoop.  
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I don't believe this, it's got to be false.



Link Posted: 11/3/2022 12:37:03 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 12:51:32 PM EST
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My name is jeremy wade….
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You should spend a couple of bucks on your teeth Jeremy. Those bitches look like a cookie cutters grill.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 2:43:00 PM EST
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Looks like it could be a case of cupping gone wrong.



Now this is interesting. Crazy how a small shark could disable a nuclear submarine.
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Looks like it could be a case of cupping gone wrong.

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During the 1970s, several U.S. Navy submarines were forced back to base to repair damage caused by cookiecutter shark bites to the neoprene boots of their AN/BQR-19 sonar domes, which caused the sound-transmitting oil inside to leak and impaired navigation.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/333164/Some_image_width-1600_0845647_jpg-2585823.JPG



Now this is interesting. Crazy how a small shark could disable a nuclear submarine.



Maybe we should put in for a DOD grant to study it???  They maybe trainable
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 2:44:26 PM EST
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Lamprey bites?
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yep
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 2:47:02 PM EST
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There was a long distance swimmer that got bit by one at night in Hawaii.  

https://www.livescience.com/14882-human-cookiecutter-shark-bite.html
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"Because the sharks are small, cookie-cutter shark bites aren't that powerful; because of this, skin-scooping shark bites can probably be avoided by wearing a thick wetsuit when swimming in the open ocean at night, John O'Sullivan of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, said in a statement."

Gee, you know what else prevents shark bites? Not swimming in the ocean at night. Fuck all that.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 2:48:17 PM EST
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Basically these little guys are just assholes.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 3:34:25 PM EST
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During the 1970s, several U.S. Navy submarines were forced back to base to repair damage caused by cookiecutter shark bites to the neoprene boots of their AN/BQR-19 sonar domes, which caused the sound-transmitting oil inside to leak and impaired navigation.
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/333164/Some_image_width-1600_0845647_jpg-2585823.JPG

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Really? That’s wild.
Link Posted: 11/4/2022 12:26:45 AM EST
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yep
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Lamprey bites?

yep
wrong
Link Posted: 11/4/2022 8:44:32 AM EST
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Just another reason to stay the hell out of the water
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Just one of many reasons to NEVER go in the ocean.
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