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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:01:31 PM EDT
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810 dog poop bags, a 5-pack of infant onesies, and a copy of “Go the F*ck to Sleep.”
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:04:38 PM EDT
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SATA to 4 pin fan power adapter.
 
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:04:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:06:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Bottle of NAC....
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:06:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My undercarriage will feel glorious while fighting with my hands. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/341181/C1F2FCF1-9562-4A0E-A373-336CF2035565_jpe-1967805.JPG "Monkey Butt" - You must be a fellow motorcycle rider. 
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:07:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 3 pounds of MSG. Headaches for the weak! ...and the screaming shits... Fearsome weapon! 
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:09:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 2 oscillating fans and 2 box fans. SHTF? Starting your own fan club.. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:10:44 PM EDT
[#8]
round 8.5" Bellemain cast iron grill press (heavy duty bacon press with wooden handle). I got one after seeing a thread on ARFCOM!
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:22:26 PM EDT
[#9]
A 36 ct box of ribbed, reservoir-end, latex condoms
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:35:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:37:05 PM EDT
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4mm stainless steel rod, but I made Glock trigger pins out of it...
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:40:21 PM EDT
[#12]
 I guess ill just die |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:49:01 PM EDT
[#13]
10 pounds of birdseed
A book 16" Chainsaw chain Gloves I will survive. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:51:21 PM EDT
[#14]
A set of cock rings and a bundle of paperplates.
Not much to fight with. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:52:51 PM EDT
[#15]
A bifold wallet...
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:53:19 PM EDT
[#16]
Box grater.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 1:57:33 PM EDT
[#17]
Bad Byron’s Butt Rub
It will come in handy if I have to cook and eat our neighbors |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:00:20 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm going to pelt your ass with so many cans of cat food!
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:02:01 PM EDT
[#19]
Kewpie mayo. I’ll grease myself up and run away. Probably die happy though.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:03:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A bifold wallet... So you're going to bribe your way out of a fight, huh?! How much you paying? |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:03:57 PM EDT
[#21]
Window glass break alarms.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:06:17 PM EDT
[#22]
Weck canning jars. They are nice and heavy and would do some damage!
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:06:53 PM EDT
[#23]
Manscaper lawnmower 3.0
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:13:07 PM EDT
[#24]
11 Math Posters for Elementary School. Each Math Poster Simplifies Math for Kids-
Got a tutor for my baby for this summer because I wasn't satisfied with her math skills and the Tutor thought the posters would help teach her. I suppose if I'm attacked by a small dog, I could roll the posters up and beat the shit out of the dog. Other than that, I might be screwed. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:15:10 PM EDT
[#25]
New Balance golf shoes.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:15:57 PM EDT
[#26]
30 foot of fireplace sealant rope
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:18:43 PM EDT
[#27]
5 pounds of watermelon sour patch
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:23:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySex ball? (That's what my wife calls ours) |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:25:30 PM EDT
[#29]
Last physical item was:
Jelly Comb brand 2.4G wireless mouse. I'm fucked.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:25:31 PM EDT
[#30]
I’ll defeat all of you with the bag of socks ?? I bought.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:26:35 PM EDT
[#31]
A bed wetting alarm for my 5 yo.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:27:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Broke my Oakleys...
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:27:42 PM EDT
[#33]
Weight safe drop hitch.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:29:15 PM EDT
[#34]
An Axe! 24 inch woodsman axe!:)
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:29:34 PM EDT
[#35]
Rexing dashcam. I'm gonna die, but the video will be magnificent!
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:33:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWell, it’s low cost, but why not a Benjamin Marauder PCP air rifle? They come in semi auto now too https://www.amazon.com/Benjamin-Marauder-Semi-Auto-SAM-Rifle/dp/B08SCHYLQ4/ref=sr_1_7?crid=1SRBM63KECHJ7&dchild=1&keywords=benjamin+marauder&qid=1622917791&sprefix=Benjamin+ma%2Caps%2C389&sr=8-7  Attached FileWould need the bike pump too |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:34:37 PM EDT
[#37]
 Gotham Steel cookware set. I can take out a few people with those.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 2:59:40 PM EDT
[#38]
 Not sure how deadly this stuff is if ingested but I'm guessing my enemies might not feel too well, and that's more than nothing I guess. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 3:05:05 PM EDT
[#39]
An electronic whistle for my rangemaster duties, a new nylon handcuff case to replace one on my duty belt, and a bunch of food storage / meal prep containers. I don't think even MacGyver could do anything with that.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 3:36:47 PM EDT
[#40]
 Will blind them with the lights then strangle them with the coax. Same as always. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 4:49:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently no one in this thread is aware that amazon will ask for your last purchase as a security question to authorize you on your account I've never been asked that. |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 4:50:09 PM EDT
[#42]
I WILL poke out your eyes with my new Bluetooth earbuds. Do NOT test me on this!
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Posted: 6/5/2021 4:55:42 PM EDT
[#43]
Oakley Polarized Holbrooks.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:01:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:13:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Replacement flag.
I won’t have to fight. All shall respect mah authoritah! 
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:14:39 PM EDT
[#46]
3 Carhartt T-shirts that are about 2 sizes too big
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:15:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Fight Club poster; 24"x36". I suppose I could roll it up real tight into a shank. Probably get 3-4 stabs before it gets useless.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:16:53 PM EDT
[#48]
HA estwings answer to the Vietnam tomahawk.
Wife got a microwave cart and I piggybacking it |
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:19:16 PM EDT
[#49]
A battery charger and some energizer rechargeables.
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Posted: 6/5/2021 5:21:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: book is better than the movie.  https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media.salon.com/2007/10/no_country_for_old_men.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The book No Country for Old Men. Guess I can inflict paper cuts. book is better than the movie. https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media.salon.com/2007/10/no_country_for_old_men.jpg  Joe Rogan on GOT "Book Readers" |
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