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Posted: 6/7/2021 2:12:52 AM EDT

[#1]

I have a choice of dual wielding keen sandals or a box of Bradley smoker pucks or a 5 lb bag of cat food

Posted: 6/7/2021 2:13:29 AM EDT

[#2]

A brush... Time to live up to my namesake

Posted: 6/7/2021 2:15:48 AM EDT

[#3]

Hitachi Magic Wand

Posted: 6/7/2021 2:18:42 AM EDT

[#4]

25ft of 1/4" tinned ground strap. Should make some good garrotes!

Posted: 6/7/2021 2:32:16 AM EDT

[#5]

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Posted: 6/7/2021 2:51:51 AM EDT

[#6]

Stapler.

Could be worse but it's definitely not good.

Posted: 6/7/2021 8:22:19 AM EDT

[#7]

A watch case tool..

See yall in Valhalla!!

Posted: 6/7/2021 8:25:48 AM EDT

[#8]

Air filters. If I am attacked with dust Ill last a bit longer I guess.

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:06:33 AM EDT

[#9]

4 caster wheels and a pizza cutter

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:24:00 AM EDT

[#10]

I’ll be alright,I’ll just turn it backwards and kick ass

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Posted: 6/7/2021 11:26:52 AM EDT

[#11]

Ben Hogans 5 lessons.

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:32:47 AM EDT

[#12]

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Guess it's gonna be, a pillow fight.

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Posted: 6/7/2021 11:41:32 AM EDT

[#13]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ST149U

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Weirdly mine would work as a weapon.
I think I’m winning dad!

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:49:19 AM EDT

[#14]

KLR650 extended shift lever.

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:50:58 AM EDT

[#15]

Check weights for my reloading scale.

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:52:32 AM EDT

[#16]

24 pk of 1/10 oz Ned Rig jig heads...

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:54:46 AM EDT

[#17]

A pole saw. Do I win?

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:55:14 AM EDT

[#18]

Chemical warfare . Some miracle grow shake and feed tomato food.

Posted: 6/7/2021 11:56:34 AM EDT

[#19]

A helmsmate tiller extension handle for a boat trolling motor

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:00:15 PM EDT

[#20]

H&R Block tax software, I think.

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:09:48 PM EDT

[#21]

Canine CBD oil?

Hope everyone gets a nice nap.

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:21:06 PM EDT

[#22]

Weightlifting shoes

Lol

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:25:06 PM EDT

[#23]

3/8 Oregon chainsaw chain

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:30:08 PM EDT

[#24]

A starter for my tractor. Another bludgeoner here.

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:38:38 PM EDT

[#25]

A fucking watch strap.

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:43:35 PM EDT

[#26]

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3/8 Oregon chainsaw chain

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You can do some serious shit with a chainsaw chain. My brother used to carry one around in Miami and he would just wail that thing when we ran into the wrong group

Posted: 6/7/2021 12:44:34 PM EDT

[#27]

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H&R Block tax software, I think.

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Yours may be the worst weapon yet

Posted: 6/7/2021 4:24:24 PM EDT

[#28]

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Elmer Keith book

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Hell I Wish I Was There,,,,

Posted: 6/7/2021 4:27:46 PM EDT

[#29]

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Some 90 degree HDMI connectors.

So, basically useless, unless I can force my opponent to eat them somehow.

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u must have hacked me; that’s what i got

now UPS, that’s another story,,

Posted: 6/7/2021 4:35:24 PM EDT

[#30]

Windshield wiper hose Y splitter

Posted: 6/7/2021 4:39:28 PM EDT

[#31]

Well this is awkward...

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Posted: 6/7/2021 4:39:47 PM EDT

[#32]

Guess I could fashion a cat o' nine tails or something...

Posted: 6/7/2021 4:40:37 PM EDT

[#33]

I can bribe my way out of things with candy or beat them to death with some pre-made protein shakes? I think I'm gonna die.

Posted: 6/7/2021 4:53:13 PM EDT

[#34]

#JohnWick

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Posted: 6/7/2021 4:58:55 PM EDT

[#35]

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Well this is awkward...
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You’re going to be the war milk man. Love it

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:03:11 PM EDT

[#36]

Straw hat for gardening. Get some

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:10:43 PM EDT

[#37]

Hmm, is it flammable?

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:15:42 PM EDT

[#38]

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You can do some serious shit with a chainsaw chain. My brother used to carry one around in Miami and he would just wail that thing when we ran into the wrong group

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3/8 Oregon chainsaw chain

You can do some serious shit with a chainsaw chain. My brother used to carry one around in Miami and he would just wail that thing when we ran into the wrong group

Oh I could imagine it'd remove nice chunks from arms, legs, and face.

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:17:58 PM EDT

[#39]

Fiber supplement. This could get messy.

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:22:36 PM EDT

[#40]

Longside half shaft and CV joint from the grand cherokee

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:25:44 PM EDT

[#41]

Scott's Elite Spreader

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:27:56 PM EDT

[#42]

Set of tiny watch and eyeglasses screwdrivers. I hope I'm attacked by party balloons.

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:30:10 PM EDT

[#43]

thankfully it was a pointy thing.

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Posted: 6/7/2021 5:30:38 PM EDT

[#44]

Handlebars for a Polaris Sportsman 850 Touring.

After we’re done fighting my son can replace them for the ones he bent when he “sort of” rolled the ATV.

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:55:26 PM EDT

[#45]

Four 2 1/2 lb cylinders of co2. Yep, theres possibilities there.

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:56:20 PM EDT

[#46]

Air conditioning filter

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:57:16 PM EDT

[#47]

Two pairs of 3” blunt tipped grooming shears. I like my odds

Posted: 6/7/2021 5:58:51 PM EDT

[#48]

Thin Red Line soundtrack, CD

Posted: 6/7/2021 6:01:20 PM EDT

[#49]

Blugeoned to death with a paperback book (or do I shove it down a throat to choke my assailant?).

Posted: 6/7/2021 8:36:24 PM EDT

[#50]

Little boys size 6.5 infant shoes in Grey.

Not exactly what I would consider a great weapon...

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