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Posted: 1/7/2024 5:22:42 PM EDT
Lauren Boebert has denied punching her ex-husband twice in the nose after he made 'lewd advances' towards her at a restaurant in her district.

Colorado representative Boebert did admit to putting her hand on Jayson Boebert's face to 'keep him back' before he called 911. The pair married in 2005 but split in 2023 - and share four sons.

She was dining at Miner's Claim in Silt when Jayson showed up to apologize about an earlier argument from when she had gone to pick up their children from his house.

He allegedly started 'being disrespectful,' and becoming 'lewd' - at which point he 'made a motion' towards his ex-wife 'to grab her,' according to her aide speaking to the Daily Beast.

The aide claimed the move was 'aggressive, not romantic.' Lauren then tried to keep him back and 'put her hand in his face, put her hand on his nose.'

Lauren Boebert said in a statement: 'This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I'm moving.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12935823/Lauren-Boebert-cops-FIGHTING-restaurant.html

She's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Pure class that one.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 5:23:56 PM EDT
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She's a fucking embarrassment.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 5:27:27 PM EDT
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Main Character with Boobs Syndrome.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 5:29:28 PM EDT
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LOL
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Attention horror
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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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Link Posted: 1/7/2024 5:33:33 PM EDT
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Probably not as embarrassing as having to admit you got beat up by your ex wife though...
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 5:35:54 PM EDT
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lol
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I'd give her my heat seeking moisture missile.  

Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:06:28 PM EDT
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She’s probably got an alibi because she was giving some rando a handjob under the table so her hands couldn’t have possibly been punching the ex.
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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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With a bag over her head sure.
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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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WOOD
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Probably not as embarrassing as having to admit you got beat up by your ex wife though...
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You know how the system works-if he had lifted one finger against her it’s off to jail and all his guns confiscated.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:12:31 PM EDT
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Well, she’s not banging whores, taking bribes and selling out the country (that we know of.)

So she has that going for her. Which is nice.
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Lauren Boebert has denied punching her ex-husband twice in the nose after he made 'lewd advances' towards her at a restaurant in her district.

Colorado representative Boebert did admit to putting her hand on Jayson Boebert's face to 'keep him back' before he called 911. The pair married in 2005 but split in 2023 - and share four sons.

She was dining at Miner's Claim in Silt when Jayson showed up to apologize about an earlier argument from when she had gone to pick up their children from his house.

He allegedly started 'being disrespectful,' and becoming 'lewd' - at which point he 'made a motion' towards his ex-wife 'to grab her,' according to her aide speaking to the Daily Beast.

The aide claimed the move was 'aggressive, not romantic.' Lauren then tried to keep him back and 'put her hand in his face, put her hand on his nose.'

Lauren Boebert said in a statement: 'This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I'm moving.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12935823/Lauren-Boebert-cops-FIGHTING-restaurant.html

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Feisty little gal isn't she


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Yup.  Best to just fall down, cry like a democrat and seek financial compensation.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:15:06 PM EDT
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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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No doubt, shes got a decent body.

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With a bag over her head sure.

Always looking like she's sniffing a fart.
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Hot little firecracker.  
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stock sights on that 19?   wood knot
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:18:46 PM EDT
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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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She's a fucking embarrassment.


But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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Not with that ridiculous holster setup.

She’d be an absolute liability if shit popped off.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:20:10 PM EDT
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Everywhere she goes and everything she does is splashed on the tabloids.
Funny that.
Now let’s follow every other member of congress 24/7 to see what’s up.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:20:35 PM EDT
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Nothing compared to what Drmocrats do. They get applauded, Republicans get crucified
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I'd take a slice of that!
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:27:55 PM EDT
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what do ya TELL an ex husband with TWO black eyes?
Nothin, he's already been told twice.
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Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:30:31 PM EDT
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Everywhere she goes and everything she does is splashed on the tabloids.
Funny that.
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This.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:33:17 PM EDT
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Well, she's not banging whores, taking bribes and selling out the country (that we know of.)

So she has that going for her. Which is nice.
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Or has a son that snort coke lines in the Whitehouse or lead supporters into a DC ambush.

Wonder how many supporters of hers were shot in a mostly peaceful capitol building tour?

How many times did she ride Epstein airlines? She is pretty low on the list for being an embarrassment to politicians.


Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:34:56 PM EDT
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She's the queen of the trailer park.
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Looks ridiculous and not convincing at the same time.

She can’t hit the broad side of a barn.  Bank it.
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This.
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Everywhere she goes and everything she does is splashed on the tabloids.
Funny that.
Now let's follow every other member of congress 24/7 to see what's up.

This.
She likes guns, isn't fat and is attractive.

Democrats hate her.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:36:42 PM EDT
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I’d let her jerk me off in a crowded theatre.

Not sure I’d want her to represent me.
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Could be worse and have been a bartender.
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She likes guns, isn't fat and is attractive.

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Don't hate her at all. Also not a democrat.  But I find the antics humorous. She vocal and on our side so it's all good.  Mostly.
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Could be worse and have been a bartender.
Absolutely agree.
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You know how the system works-if he had lifted one finger against her it’s off to jail and all his guns confiscated.
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Probably not as embarrassing as having to admit you got beat up by your ex wife though...

You know how the system works-if he had lifted one finger against her it’s off to jail and all his guns confiscated.

Sounds like he started it by lifting a hand, soooo...
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:39:52 PM EDT
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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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But pretty much all of GD wouldn't hesitate banging her.

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I’d fart punch her tongue box.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:40:06 PM EDT
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If he was genuinely trying to sexually assault her, I don't really see the problem, nor do I care.
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Unlike a lot here, I have lived in a couple trailer parks. That is the nicest one I have seen
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Boebert vs Gomas?  Where are we on Hot/Crazy scale (don't know why the "Table" function inserts so many spaces...)


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

ContestantHotCrazyZone
Boebert77Fun Zone
Gomas89Danger Zone
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:41:10 PM EDT
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Well, she’s not banging whores, taking bribes and selling out the country (that we know of.)

So she has that going for her. Which is nice.
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Correct. Thinking we got quite a few FJB voters here.
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Cannot disagree.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:56:01 PM EDT
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Wasn't she caught making out with him and doing outfit changes in her car the day their divorce was finalized?  Sounds like she tends to give mixed signals.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 6:57:08 PM EDT
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You can take the girl out of the trailer park but……..
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We need to discuss the boobs part more.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 7:31:57 PM EDT
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What has she ever accomplished in Congress? 1/2 of GD worships her because she is cute, has boobs and carries a gun (in a stupid drop leg holster). I bet she already has a sugar daddy lined up in case she looses her election.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 7:33:36 PM EDT
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She is a clown but not MTG or AOC level clown.
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Wasn't she caught making out with him and doing outfit changes in her car the day their divorce was finalized?  Sounds like she tends to give mixed signals.
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oh she's a psycho mess.  But....like a screen door retarded king of England...
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 7:35:36 PM EDT
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What has she ever accomplished in Congress? 1/2 of GD worships her because she is cute, has boobs and carries a gun (in a stupid drop leg holster). I bet she already has a sugar daddy lined up in case she looses her election.
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She says the things, and to the majority (either side) that's all that matters.
Link Posted: 1/7/2024 7:36:29 PM EDT
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Lets run this one of out Congress.

But make sure we keep Jamal Bowman.

You can pull the fire alarm to block a Congressional vote but stand up to the Progressive agenda they will go all out to destroy you.
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