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Posted: 2/16/2023 2:46:44 PM EDT
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Some like chocolate, some like vanilla, some like both.
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Posted: 2/16/2023 2:51:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: easy to see who the" im the dude" is Have a lesbian married couple at my place of employment. Definitely not hard to tell who plays what role in the marriage. Plus one took the others last name.... |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 2:53:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/16/2023 3:39:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guaranteed. Lesbian couples do it because it's free and IVF/artificial insemination is expensive. Dudes do it because it's sex, and they think it'll be a consequence free creme pie. The reality is that it'll probably fuck up the lesbian couple, and the dude is gonna end up a father legally and morally. No matter how hot they are, no matter how sure you are it'll turn into a threesome, no matter what paperwork you sign, don't knock up a lesbian. Source: was approached about this. Declined because eIm not an idiot. They got another donor, and this exact same story played out. Dude is now a father and the lesbians broke up. The little girl is adorable, at least, but probably fuvked up for life. |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 3:44:15 PM EDT
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I used to mow their yard
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Posted: 2/16/2023 3:48:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to mow their yard GD seems to be missing that the sperm donor was gay: "...one weekend a lesbian couple met a gay man and Queer magic happened." |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 3:51:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No problem if you've had a vasectomy. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Guaranteed. Lesbian couples do it because it's free and IVF/artificial insemination is expensive. Dudes do it because it's sex, and they think it'll be a consequence free creme pie. The reality is that it'll probably fuck up the lesbian couple, and the dude is gonna end up a father legally and morally. No matter how hot they are, no matter how sure you are it'll turn into a threesome, no matter what paperwork you sign, don't knock up a lesbian. Source: was approached about this. Declined because eIm not an idiot. They got another donor, and this exact same story played out. Dude is now a father and the lesbians broke up. The little girl is adorable, at least, but probably fuvked up for life.  Attached FileDang, you’re still not pregnant after us fucking every night for 6 months ? Well, guess we are not fucking hard enough, also, your wife being in the house is messing up my mojo, have her go elsewhere while we bang out this baby. 
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Posted: 2/16/2023 3:57:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The lesbian married couple, or the gay guy and former lesbian that moved in together? GD seems to be missing that the sperm donor was gay: "...one weekend a lesbian couple met a gay man and Queer magic happened." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I used to mow their yard GD seems to be missing that the sperm donor was gay: "...one weekend a lesbian couple met a gay man and Queer magic happened." |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 4:13:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The lesbian couple. As far as I could tell the kid had a decent home life. As a couple they seemed off. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I used to mow their yard GD seems to be missing that the sperm donor was gay: "...one weekend a lesbian couple met a gay man and Queer magic happened." |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 4:27:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: dude signs away parental rights to create happy lesbian family. No such thing as "happy lesbian couple". They're both bitter because they're resorting to each other unnaturally. The reason for lesbians is that they can't catch a guy, after all. |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 4:36:13 PM EDT
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Damn that's funny
 Hopefully she has to pay child support lmao |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 4:46:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: An Oklahoma woman has no parental rights over the son she raised for two years with her estranged wife, who has since started dating the former couple’s sperm donor, a judge ruled Monday. https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/lesbian-mom-loses-parental-rights-wife-childs-sperm-donor-rcna70884  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 4:51:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My friend represented a lesbian who came home from work to have lunch and caught her pregnant wife having sex with the "sperm donor" Sperm donor "fucked around and found out"  While I still had a Facebook account, one of my first time outs was for offering a new lesbian advice if she ever had questions on sex, as I had watched tens of thousands of hours of documentaries on lesbian mating practices. She rejected my claims of being a subject matter expert, and reported me. |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 6:29:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No such thing as "happy lesbian couple". They're both bitter because they're resorting to each other unnaturally. The reason for lesbians is that they can't catch a guy, after all. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: dude signs away parental rights to create happy lesbian family. No such thing as "happy lesbian couple". They're both bitter because they're resorting to each other unnaturally. The reason for lesbians is that they can't catch a guy, after all. "Gold Star" lesbians are ones that haven't ever had sex with a man, and they command some premium in the lesbian social scheme/dating scene. However, if you read the story about these particular lesbians (obviously written before the gay sperm donor and hotter lesbian moved in together), they trauma bonded over stuff in their past. One of them wasn't...that gay, just found acceptance in being married to the bull dyke...until she found that safe gay penis that wanted to be involved in raising his bio kid. The amusing thought was that maybe it was the guy's plan all the time, and he wasn't really gay. |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 6:46:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No such thing as "happy lesbian couple". They're both bitter because they're resorting to each other unnaturally. The reason for lesbians is that they can't catch a guy, after all. Unequivocally false. |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 6:46:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The lesbian married couple, or the gay guy and former lesbian that moved in together? GD seems to be missing that the sperm donor was gay: "...one weekend a lesbian couple met a gay man and Queer magic happened." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I used to mow their yard GD seems to be missing that the sperm donor was gay: "...one weekend a lesbian couple met a gay man and Queer magic happened." If a man and a woman had sex, and pregnancy resulted, then shouldn't she have said "Straight magic happened"? |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 10:29:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Welcome to the Family Court system, lesbians. It's a whole lot less fun when bullshit like this happens to you, ain't it? Oh look, somebody did my job already. |
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Posted: 2/16/2023 10:30:15 PM EDT
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lol she wanted the D and give up her licker license
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Posted: 2/16/2023 10:30:57 PM EDT
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Ironically, it's like the OPPOSITE of the plot line of Friends.
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