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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:51:12 PM EDT
And Go!

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 8:54:12 PM EDT
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American psycho?

Mine: None shall pass
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:01:57 PM EDT
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Mine: None shall pass
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Fellowship of the Ring?
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:03:32 PM EDT
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Big Lebowski.

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair, that they made the Jews wear.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:06:56 PM EDT
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Office Space

"Opinions vary"
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:07:12 PM EDT
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Big Lebowski.

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair, that they made the Jews wear.
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Office Space

“You see that sign down there, says Rib Tip...fuck that, you don’t want to go that way”
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:07:15 PM EDT
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Careful, man!  There's a beverage here!
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Big Lebowski.

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair, that they made the Jews wear.
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Office space

What do you need a rope for ?
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"Opinions vary"
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Roadhouse

"It's called disclosure, ya' dickhead..."
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:12:31 PM EDT
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Fellowship of the Ring?
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Good try, but nope.
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Office space

What do you need a rope for ?
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Boondock Saints

What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:13:49 PM EDT
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Double tap
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Office Space

“You see that sign down there, says Rib Tip...fuck that, you don’t want to go that way”
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National Lampoons Vacation

“The dim shoot a snare off?”
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Good try, but nope.
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Fellowship of the Ring?
Good try, but nope.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My God, it's full of stars!
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My God, it's full of stars!
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2010, based off of something that was said in 2001

You never know what's comin' for ya
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American psycho?

Mine: None shall pass
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“””The Holy Grail!!!”””   you Heathens
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Boondock Saints

What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:20:31 PM EDT
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Yup

My God, it's full of stars!
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2001, A Space Odyssey
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:21:26 PM EDT
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2010, based off of something that was said in 2001

You never know what's comin' for ya
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Benjamin Button?

"Thanks for the hiatus of conversation during gestation.  There are those that attempt both at the same time, I find it coarse and vulgar".
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:23:07 PM EDT
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
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Animal house

"Utah, bring me two!"
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Benjamin Button?

"Thanks for the hiatus of conversation during gestation.  There are those that attempt both at the same time, I find it coarse and vulgar".
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O Brother Where Art Thou

“You go to Utah, you stay in Utah”
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:24:07 PM EDT
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
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Animal House.

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:25:32 PM EDT
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
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Animal house

Easy one-  “ Mongo like candy”
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:25:46 PM EDT
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Animal House.

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
Animal House.

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.
Army of Darkness

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:26:16 PM EDT
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Blazing saddles

You got knocked the fuck out!
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:27:11 PM EDT
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You got knocked the fuck out!
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Friday.

Umm hmmm. We got Beaucoup movement
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:27:48 PM EDT
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Animal house

Easy one-  " Mongo like candy"
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
Animal house

Easy one-  " Mongo like candy"
"Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" was Stripes...
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:29:25 PM EDT
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Good luck...it's un-googlable, at least as far as I know, but what Dr. Dre did this week made me think of it recently.

"Still, it's something to talk about in the interview."
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:29:40 PM EDT
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You got knocked the fuck out!
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Friday

“Who are you really? “
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Friday

“Who are you really? “
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Casablanca?

“Yo homie is that my briefcase?”
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:34:03 PM EDT
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Fletch.

Mine: "Inconceivable"
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Princess Bride

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:35:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:35:21 PM EDT
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Princess Bride

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
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Fletch.

Mine: "Inconceivable"
Princess Bride

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Goldfinger

You and your stupid fucking rope
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:37:13 PM EDT
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“Yo homie is that my briefcase?”
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Friday

“Who are you really? “
Casablanca?

“Yo homie is that my briefcase?”
Nope, it isn’t a well known saying from the VERY well known movie. Can’t make it easy
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:38:31 PM EDT
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"Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" was Stripes...
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
Animal house

Easy one-  " Mongo like candy"
"Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" was Stripes...
It was animal house. Animal house was the only movie to contain both of the above quotes.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:40:22 PM EDT
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Friday.

Umm hmmm. We got Beaucoup movement
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Platoon

"That's right, Iceman...I am dangerous."
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:40:31 PM EDT
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Negative, my high flying brother, it was Animal House!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

Mine: "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
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Pulp Fiction

You die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:40:48 PM EDT
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It was animal house. Animal house was the only movie to contain both of the above quotes.
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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
Animal house

Easy one-  " Mongo like candy"
"Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" was Stripes...
It was animal house. Animal house was the only movie to contain both of the above quotes.
I will admit when I'm wrong
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Casablanca?

“Yo homie is that my briefcase?”
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Collateral

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:41:57 PM EDT
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I need a couple 40 weight ball bearings and a gallon of antifreeze. Preferably Prestone.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:42:48 PM EDT
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Fletch
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Army of Darkness

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Cool Hand Luke  /\ /\ /\ /\

"I'm a zit, get it?

or if you need help---

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, Hell no!"
Animal House.

Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun.
Army of Darkness

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them
The Shootist, staring John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Ron Howard, and James Stewart.

My entry:

"Accent on the diphthonic, not the penultimate."
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Nope, it isn’t a well known saying from the VERY well known movie. Can’t make it easy
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Friday

“Who are you really? “
Casablanca?

“Yo homie is that my briefcase?”
Nope, it isn’t a well known saying from the VERY well known movie. Can’t make it easy
Oh, now I know, Princess Bride

Where we're going, we won't need eyes
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:51:33 PM EDT
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Platoon

"That's right, Iceman...I am dangerous."
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Top Gun.

That wasn't very sporting, using real bullets.
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:52:57 PM EDT
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Oh, now I know, Princess Bride

Where we're going, we won't need eyes
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Event Horizon

“Carpe deez nuts”
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:55:56 PM EDT
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The Shootist, staring John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Ron Howard, and James Stewart.

My entry:

"Accent on the diphthonic, not the penultimate."
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Animal Crackers

"He lives here?  I thought he just flew in for games..."
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:57:11 PM EDT
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Animal Crackers

"He lives here?  I thought he just flew in for games..."
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Fast Times
Link Posted: 3/27/2019 9:57:17 PM EDT
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Pulp Fiction

You die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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Negative, my high flying brother, it was Animal House!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

Mine: "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Pulp Fiction

You die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Dark Knight Rises

Fuck the bonus
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Fast times

Mine:

"Who's bowling ball is this?"
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