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Posted: 4/13/2022 11:30:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:32:34 PM EDT
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oh my golly gosh, yes, take it in the cloaca.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:34:57 PM EDT
[#2]
their new found drug resistant Salmonella infections will be epic.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:39:40 PM EDT
[#3]
What the fuck.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:39:41 PM EDT
[#4]
I truly believe that there are some people who simply don’t deserve to breathe oxygen, and I’ll just leave it at that..
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:43:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Is that site the Bombay Bee?

Did they read about lot lizards and lose something in the translation?
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:45:22 PM EDT
[#6]
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I mean...
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:46:09 PM EDT
[#7]
Funny, just last Saturday I was sitting around with friends, and one of them said "You know, we should go fuck a big lizard."
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:47:25 PM EDT
[#8]
bruh
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:48:45 PM EDT
[#9]
There are just too many fucking people on the planet…

Fucking pandemic failed us.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:49:22 PM EDT
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Some people just need killing should be a bonafide legal defense.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:50:57 PM EDT
[#11]
God: “Yo what the fuuuuuu”
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:52:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:52:49 PM EDT
[#13]
China unleashes virus on world created in lab

India: hold our sandals
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:53:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:54:07 PM EDT
[#15]
i have accepted for fact that they are not the first to ever rape a lizard, nor will they be the last.

but seriously tho, what animal has a human not fucked ?
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:54:57 PM EDT
[#16]
I mean....what do ya brag about when your in prison?


Fucked a big lizard
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:55:17 PM EDT
[#17]
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blue whale?
mouse?
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:55:19 PM EDT
[#18]
How Can She Slap?    


how can she slap???  
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:55:55 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm perplexed.  Some guys in India were faced with the choice between a monitor lizard and their right hands (assuming they aren't southpaws).  Jesus, I guess they need to update the Webster's definition for "desperation".
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:56:39 PM EDT
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Maybe this one?
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:56:46 PM EDT
[#21]
They're to appear in Penal Court, you say? Hopefully they confirm with the accused of exactly what that means.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:58:33 PM EDT
[#22]
The lizard was asking for it with its sexy frills.
Link Posted: 4/13/2022 11:58:52 PM EDT
[#23]
“Dude, so I was Sandeep in this bitch…”
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:01:50 AM EDT
[#24]
Reptoids fucking love orgies. It's kinda their thing
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:02:53 AM EDT
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Everything in the Monterrey Bay aquarium... cross off the list.  Thanks a lot, Japan.  Fucking weirdos.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:03:30 AM EDT
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Everything in the Monterrey Bay aquarium... cross off the list.  Thanks a lot, Japan.  Fucking weirdos.
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i have accepted for fact that they are not the first to ever rape a lizard, nor will they be the last.

but seriously tho, what animal has a human not fucked ?


Everything in the Monterrey Bay aquarium... cross off the list.  Thanks a lot, Japan.  Fucking weirdos.

Randy and mickey fucked a pangolin
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:07:51 AM EDT
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i have accepted for fact that they are not the first to ever rape a lizard, nor will they be the last.

but seriously tho, what animal has a human not fucked ?



Maybe this one?
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.7Q9NTIMxDuA7t5UXCEhSuAHaFH%26pid%3DApi&f=1


But she has fu@@ a lot of humans.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:09:23 AM EDT
[#28]
Not only did these degenerates rape the lizard, but the fucking idiots RECORDED themselves raping the lizard.  How sick is that?  I got a hundy that says they were going to play it back later on and wank to the video of themselves raping the lizard.  
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:10:31 AM EDT
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This
Seriously
What the fuck?
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:10:33 AM EDT
[#30]
The ginger and boots fucked an ostrich……..allegedly.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:13:03 AM EDT
[#31]
Ya know there are certain things I’d rather be oblivious to. This is one of them. Smh.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:15:22 AM EDT
[#32]
How do four different people with a fetish for Bengal monitor lizard rape find eachother?

I feel like there's a craigslist fake crab meat story behind this story.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:26:02 AM EDT
[#33]
"Imitation crab meat"
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:49:07 AM EDT
[#34]
The best way to turn this into a self correcting problem is to spread misinformation that monitors give the best BJs.

Seriously though what the fuck.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:54:34 AM EDT
[#35]
PANGOLIN!

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:55:48 AM EDT
[#36]
If it has a hole, it's been proven someone somewhere will try to fuck it.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:56:06 AM EDT
[#37]
First time I've heard of a crime in India that didn't involve a woman getting raped. And yet, I'm not surprised that it was still a rape.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:56:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/14/2022 12:59:35 AM EDT
[#39]
Bangalore 7.

Link Posted: 4/14/2022 1:05:22 AM EDT
[#40]
Frat initiation?
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 1:09:01 AM EDT
[#41]
"So, what do you guys do for fun around here?"

"Mostly we hunt and fuck."

"Oh, what do you hunt?"

"Mostly something to fuck."
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 1:26:34 AM EDT
[#42]
Didn't think it was rape if it's blood was cold.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 1:42:15 AM EDT
[#43]
Someone tell these guys that lizards don’t have bobs and vagene.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 2:45:34 AM EDT
[#44]
would this be the indian version of 'thanks smokey', but IRL?

Link Posted: 4/14/2022 4:10:59 AM EDT
[#45]
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Allegedly



Link Posted: 4/14/2022 4:28:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/14/2022 5:16:38 AM EDT
[#47]
Not cool.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 5:46:22 AM EDT
[#48]
That bunch over there is very rapey.
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 5:53:04 AM EDT
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I'm going to hell, I read that in Steve Irwin's voice
Link Posted: 4/14/2022 6:04:35 AM EDT
[#50]
Did India put a new chapter in the Sumatra that outsiders don't know about? That's some kinky shit there.

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