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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:13:33 PM EDT
https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-offering-a-5000-to-anyone-who-finds-me-a-husband/amp/
“A while ago, I told my friends I’d pay them $5,000 if they introduce me to my husband,” Eve Tilley-Coulson, 35, a corporate litigation attorney, from Los Angeles  Attached FileTilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:14:43 PM EDT
[#1]
She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:15:23 PM EDT
[#2]
I stopped at the hyphenated last name.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:15:46 PM EDT
[#3]
Baby rabies. She’s too old
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:15:52 PM EDT
[#4]
"from Los Angeles"
That's gonna be a no from me, dawg |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:16:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit. /thread. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:16:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I stopped at the hyphenated last name. Raised by liberals |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:16:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:16:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-offering-a-5000-to-anyone-who-finds-me-a-husband/amp/ “A while ago, I told my friends I’d pay them $5,000 if they introduce me to my husband,” Eve Tilley-Coulson, 35, a corporate litigation attorney, from Los Angeles https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/128204/165B3670-3E34-4DDB-BEEA-1076416831AC_jpe-2882124.JPG Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. Even the dog doesn't want to be there... Good luck, ma'am. Her Insta has what you'd expect: https://www.instagram.com/ebtilley/ Glancing it over, and reading she wants to get married, I had a bit of, "To a man?", pop into my thoughts? Still an associate at Locke Lord---amazing how much info you can quickly find these days---which is mildly surprising for a 35 year old |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:17:10 PM EDT
[#9]
deerranger's son is available
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:17:22 PM EDT
[#10]
How many times has she been drilled?
Can she even emotionally attach? |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:18:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:18:17 PM EDT
[#12]
Lol, with those expectations she can expect to be forever alone.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:18:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Played with fuck fuck boys all her life and now she wants a baby
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:19:07 PM EDT
[#14]
How does one acquire a hyphenated last name as a single person? Prior marriage?
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:19:40 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How does one acquire a hyphenated last name as a single person? Prior marriage? Retarded parents. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:19:49 PM EDT
[#16]
$10 says no one collects that 5k
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:19:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: deerranger's son is available Lol, he is too young.....too bad |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:21:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How many times has she been drilled? Can she even emotionally attach? Assume she was a late boomer and didn’t have sex until she was 18. Conservative average 3 guys a year, she’s 35 now. 50-60 different men without a “hoe phase”. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:21:17 PM EDT
[#19]
“I don’t have to stay married to him long….”
No. You are a fucking whore. Like many of your sex. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:21:40 PM EDT
[#20]
She's attractive but def starting to hit the wall. Also looks very expensive and high maintenance
Hope she finds what she's looking for but I doubt it |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:22:00 PM EDT
[#21]
sure. No red flags there
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:22:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Well, it's a great rack anyway.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:22:40 PM EDT
[#23]
I bet there's a long list of shit she won't do, both in bed and around the farm.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:23:12 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Retarded parents. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How does one acquire a hyphenated last name as a single person? Prior marriage? Retarded parents. Bingo |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:23:30 PM EDT
[#25]
She's simply too old for a man of quality that she would find satisfactory because that man will have wild options available to him that he would have to give up to put a ring on her finger, the very act that would cause her to loose interest in him & divorce him likely stripping his wealth, dignity, social standing, & more.
She's a modern day spinster. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:23:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Baby rabies. She’s too old  Baby Rabies lol. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:24:18 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit. That, and any man she marries has to know that she get’s off standing up to powerful men as a corporate litigant attorney and if she doesn’t handle her own divorces, she will know exactly who the best family law attorneys are in her area and will set up the perfect case for that attorney when the time comes. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:09 PM EDT
[#28]
I'll take the puppy.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:17 PM EDT
[#29]
I wonder if she has enough self awareness to regret all the decent men she has shot down over the years.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Played with fuck fuck boys all her life and now she wants a baby |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:28 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's simply too old for a man of quality that she would find satisfactory because that man will have wild options available to him that he would have to give up to put a ring on her finger, the very act that would cause her to loose interest in him & divorce him likely stripping his wealth, dignity, social standing, & more. She's a modern day spinster. But what about the British humor?! 
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:30 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm not sure why so many women still want to get married so badly..
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:51 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryDefinitely attractive, almost certainly nuttier than a squirrel turd. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:25:59 PM EDT
[#34]
Inkie. Yuck. No wonder she can't find a quality man.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:27:35 PM EDT
[#35]
Find a man named Adam.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:28:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:29:41 PM EDT
[#37]
It's all a shill for her service anyways
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:30:01 PM EDT
[#38]
I know a guy who would do it if I agreed to give him a kick-back. Maybe 50/50.
He's had a vasectomy so there won't be any paternity issues. But seriously, advertising for a life partner on social media is mighty tacky. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:30:01 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol, he is too young.....too bad Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: deerranger's son is available Lol, he is too young.....too bad 
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:30:47 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But what about the British humor?! My idea of British humor is Benny Hill... |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:31:44 PM EDT
[#41]
Tilley-Coulson then outlined her non-negotiables of her hottie-in-holy matrimony, insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty "British" sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:32:44 PM EDT
[#42]
I can tell who she is just by looking at the pics and I want nothing to do with it. If you have to use "British" to describe a sense of humor, you're daft. It's called sarcasm.
There are countless women just like her on the dating apps in Florida wondering why they "can't find the right man." Bitch, the one consistent thing in all your failed relationships is YOU. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:33:48 PM EDT
[#43]
I’ll motorboat her for $3.99
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:34:34 PM EDT
[#44]
She already sounds like a pain in the ass. God, can you imagine being married to an attorney (likely liberal) on the cusp of menopause?
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:35:34 PM EDT
[#45]
Why would anyone ever want to marry a lawyer??
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:35:57 PM EDT
[#46]
How much for the dog?
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:35:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Current British humor is in Urdu.
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:36:38 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not sure why so many women still want to get married so badly.. She doesn't want to get married that badly. This is clearly some kind of social media stunt. Literally billions of men have married women less physically desirable than her. Normal ugly people don't make the news for having trouble finding their soul mate. |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:37:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOK, so what happens if I tell her I have a strong affinity for tiddies? |
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Posted: 7/11/2023 4:37:56 PM EDT
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Them puppys heading in this direction.
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