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Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:47:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Cons

Attorney

Lifestyle

Normal west coast thinking

And I am gonna guess HIGH MAINTENANCE



JUST SAY NO!



Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:48:16 PM EDT
[#2]
1.  She chooses to live in LA - Strike one

2.  She is attractive, educated, has great tits and with a successful job but in her mid 30s without ever being married.  That means there have been plenty of guys along the way that said "nope, nope, nope".  Strike two.  

3.  She is an attention whore on social media - strike three.


Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:51:35 PM EDT
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She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit.
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Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:51:59 PM EDT
[#4]
Until she can straighten out her priorities, I got nothing for her.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:54:01 PM EDT
[#5]
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Why would anyone ever want to marry a lawyer??
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Meh. My partner is an attorney, and she's wonderful.

Actually just opened her own firm 2 months ago. I'm very proud of her.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:54:21 PM EDT
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Well hell. I was going to volunteer to 'take one for the team'. I'm 65 but still have a few rounds left in the mag.

Then I saw that 40 years old and 5'-11" were requirements. So I'm too old, too short, and probably too 'short'. Damn.

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Dude, her “best by” date has just about past. She had better broaden her physical demands for a soul mate or the beneficiaries of her estate will probably be a dozen cats inheriting half a case of Chardonnay and a box full of worn-out dildos.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:54:45 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 5:58:58 PM EDT
[#8]
I bet enough men have snuck away from her in the middle of the night that she could change her name to "Mexico"
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:01:49 PM EDT
[#9]
She is attractive but not a "10".  At best a low "8".

I suspect her problem is that she will only settle for a guy "10".  Guys like that can get better than her, and younger too.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:03:00 PM EDT
[#10]
I know a 20 year old co worker I am always looking to set up but she's too old.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:06:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:07:18 PM EDT
[#12]
2 possibilities with dating a lawyer.

1. She’s good at arguing

And, the worse option

2. She’s bad at arguing
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:07:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Break right and flare!!!
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:13:17 PM EDT
[#14]
Who the fuck wants to stick it in an adult who's on tiktok?
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:17:15 PM EDT
[#15]
She has her list of "demands" all backwards for where she is fishing.

She should be looking for a fat, older guy who's short, divorced and has a couple teens.  Likely a few DUI's and maybe a couple domestic assault arrests.

That would be far more realistic.

The guy she desires is banging 22 year olds that look a lot better than her.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:18:05 PM EDT
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I'm not sure why so many women still want to get married so badly..
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this.
or want to work the "hardest job on earth" - "stay at home mom"
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:21:21 PM EDT
[#17]
I make that a day and she’s a butter face who probably has a shitty personality.

Fwiw: If you post photos of yourself trying to look classy with a glass of alcohol or fucked up, you’re not on my list of marriage material.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:24:11 PM EDT
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“I don’t have to stay married to him long….”

No.

You are a fucking whore. Like many of your sex.
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Newsletter link, please.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:24:55 PM EDT
[#19]
My first wife was an attorney. Getting deposed by my wife every day for thirteen years
was good practice.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:26:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Fuck it, I’m foing.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:35:21 PM EDT
[#21]
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She's attractive but def starting to hit the wall. Also looks very expensive and high maintenance

Hope she finds what she's looking for but I doubt it
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She is a florida 3 at best and trying to play the part of a cali 8-9...
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:37:06 PM EDT
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Played with fuck fuck boys all her life and now she wants a baby

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Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:40:49 PM EDT
[#23]
The product of leftism and no doubt a raging leftist. It’s kind of sad but her future is cats.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:43:11 PM EDT
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I make that a day and she's a butter face who probably has a shitty personality.

Fwiw: If you post photos of yourself trying to look classy with a glass of alcohol or fucked up, you're not on my list of marriage material.
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@Pallas your business makes $5000 a day or you make $5000 a day?
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:44:18 PM EDT
[#25]
Other than already married with kids, I probably meet most of the criteria. But if I weren't married, 35 year old lawyer whose only reason for wanting to get married is to pop out kids before her uterus starts showing it's age as much as those boobs surely wouldn't be high on my list.

Actually, I'd probably take her advice and be looking for 27 year olds as well.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:46:07 PM EDT
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@Pallas your business makes $5000 a day or you make $5000 a day?
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I make that a day and she's a butter face who probably has a shitty personality.

Fwiw: If you post photos of yourself trying to look classy with a glass of alcohol or fucked up, you're not on my list of marriage material.
@Pallas your business makes $5000 a day or you make $5000 a day?

Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:48:36 PM EDT
[#27]
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@Pallas your business makes $5000 a day or you make $5000 a day?
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I’m retired.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:49:26 PM EDT
[#28]
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Until she can straighten out her priorities, I got nothing for her.
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You never did..................
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:54:28 PM EDT
[#29]
If she didn't find a husband already, there is a reason.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:55:08 PM EDT
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You never did..................
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Until she can straighten out her priorities, I got nothing for her.


You never did..................


That's a little transphobic.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 6:57:57 PM EDT
[#31]
The snake of time is coming
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:00:53 PM EDT
[#32]
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Why would anyone ever want to marry a lawyer??
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What do lawyers use for a contraceptive?

Their personality.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:05:35 PM EDT
[#33]
The dog was a nice touch,  but obviously not hers.

Would I put my penis in her vagina?

Sure. But I don't fit in her parameters,  and wouldn't want to.

Marriage to that wouldn't be a life sentence,  it would be a death sentence.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:07:02 PM EDT
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What do lawyers use for a contraceptive?

Their personality.
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I'm guessing she's the queen B of her social group.

B as in Bitch.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:18:24 PM EDT
[#35]
she made herself into a man.  men dont like men.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:21:44 PM EDT
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https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-offering-a-5000-to-anyone-who-finds-me-a-husband/amp/
insisting worthy candidates must fall within the age range of 27 to 40, stand 5-foot-11 or taller, boast a witty “British” sense of humor and have strong affinities for sports, animals, and kids. [/i]
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She's gonna need more than $5k. She wants a boy toy, pay for it like everyone else.

Btw guys, I got $5k for the first person who finds me a girl who wants to marry me BUT girl is gonna have to be a virgin 18-25, minimum 36Ds who has practiced deep throat for 5 years with a sex toy and can manage 10 inches. She also must have a professional career with min. annual salary of $250k or more plus benefits. She must drive her own vehicle and have the credit to lease on for me. She should be an 8 or better on a 10 scale and must have her own AR15 and know how to shoot. And it must be true love where she has a powerful sexual attraction for me.

So again...FIVE GRAND just sitting there for the taking. Go find her for me.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:24:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:25:14 PM EDT
[#38]
I'd pay $50,000 to see her spend the rest of her life alone.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:25:44 PM EDT
[#39]
She will continue to remain single as she searches for her perfect man.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:26:14 PM EDT
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She looks pretty, but I am sure there is a very long list of folks who are tired of her shit.
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Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:28:16 PM EDT
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Saggers
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Fully developed saggers
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:34:36 PM EDT
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she made herself into a man.  men dont like men.
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Mike.  Drop.  

Going with TextWall6's advice that she needs to look at a matchmaker.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:39:56 PM EDT
[#43]
The wall is ready to claim another one, boys.

I would feel sorry for all these ladies, but they did it to themselves letting themselves become brainwashed with modern woman power thinking.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:43:08 PM EDT
[#44]
She looks a bit older than35, she could pass for 45
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:45:12 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:45:13 PM EDT
[#46]
Good lookin woman with a good job has to advertise her inability to find a man?

She's the debil and we all know it...
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:48:40 PM EDT
[#47]
My wife gets “friend” requests from dudes on FB or wherever and comments on how scammy they look. The pics are a big clue. One with an animal, some on vacation or outdoors, some professional, dressed up or in uniform… basically trying to be what a woman would want. This looks the same, just switch the sexes.
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:52:36 PM EDT
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I wonder if she has enough self awareness to regret all the decent men she has shot down over the years.
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I wonder if she has enough self awareness to regret all the decent men she has shot down over the years.

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Bingo

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Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:55:17 PM EDT
[#49]
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"from Los Angeles"

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg
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Was going to post this.

H*LL NO....
Link Posted: 7/11/2023 7:58:33 PM EDT
[#50]
What she fails to list is that they need to also be a flaming liberal cuck.
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